Hypsterno @Hypsterno
I'm a pretty obscure Pokemon, you've probably never heard of me. Obscured by ironic bushes. Joined February 2011-
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@AnotherGear -but we're sort of a special case, right? Because we're best friends.
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@AnotherGear I mean, I know generally speaking they try to avoid putting gunshot victims in the same room as their attacker -
@AnotherGear If you do end up shooting me, do you think they'll put us in the same hospital room?
I'm getting these jokes in while I can, because after tonight i am a dead 'mon.
@AnotherGear I guess I can't really accuse you of having an itchy trigger finger anymore, huh?
@AnotherGear ha ha, get it? because you lost four fingers? we're going to laugh about this someday, Anise.
@AnotherGear I'm getting mixed messages. Your words and facial expressions say I'm in trouble, but you're also giving me a big ol' thumbs-up
I would call an ambulance but I'm not actually sure if this phone does anything other than go on twitter.
@AnotherGear I would laugh at the typo, but you're currently typing with six fingers so I guess you're actually doing a pretty good job.
Long story short, somebody needs to drive @AnotherGear to the hospital. I would do it, but I am the polar opposite of sober.
I honestly have NO IDEA why I thought that wouldn't be confusing.
The first is for 'God Damn light switch' and the second is for 'Let's not flip this switch while someone's hand is down the drain.'
So the two switched by the sink in this apartment are labeled 'GD' and 'L'.
accidentally stabbed myself in the wrist while attempting to make margaritas. @AnotherGear take me to the Pokemon Center.
Either @AnotherGear just pulled another HILARIOUS prank or I killed a man.
woke up this morning with a teardrop tattoo.
Yup, that certainly is a thing that just happened. And you guys missed it.
I mean, I accompanied on the guitar, but Anise was really the star of the show.
You guys all missed it. @AnotherGear just performed a flawless vocal rendition of Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls."
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