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Welcome to your TOP 10 NEWS STORIES OF THE WEEK! Brought to you by: Booze and hookers - the cure for, and cause of, all life's problems. "Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong." ~Robert Anton Wilson 1. Republicans betray the American people yet again by passing…
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194 Followers 5K Following Christian/mother of one/want to be sincere/ A better American for all.
The Nasty Italian🍷.. @sayitnspinit
191K Followers 88K Following Biden the Dummy: "I'm going to raise your taxes" Biden Supporters: "Awesome!" DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!! #MAGA
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capri Jane @capriJane32
430 Followers 2K Following
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47K Followers 32K Following Educator 🏫 #MAGA 😎 Activist 📢 President Trump 😎 BA, MA Psy 🧠 & Eng Literature 📚 https://t.co/rK2ILcRx8L
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56 Followers 5K Following
Good America 🇺🇸 @GoodAmerica1
97K Followers 107K Following 🇺🇸 America! Goodness, freedom, hope, grace and truth. Noble plans. Daring dreams! 🇺🇸
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47K Followers 32K Following Educator 🏫 #MAGA 😎 Activist 📢 President Trump 😎 BA, MA Psy 🧠 & Eng Literature 📚 https://t.co/rK2ILcRx8L
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34K Followers 525 Following Official account of the Texas National Guard (Army and Air) and the Texas State Guard. RT/Follow =/= endorsement.
How many of these MFs have had their student loan(s) forgiven?
Student protesters at @UTAustin are being hit with pepper spray as they attempt to push police and state troopers off campus.
This moron at UT Austin decided to join a protest he knew nothing about in hopes of meeting some chicks. Now here he is with a face full of pepper spray screaming like a schoolgirl while getting water thrown on him by a bunch of nutbags wearing hijabs. Hilarious.
@Michell33650674 Damn. I'd be pissed too! I live to please me, so don't sit up here trying to act like you know shit about anyone, toothless trailer park Betty 💅🏻
So if a car is stolen and speeding 100 miles an hour down the road, are cops supposed to sit back and watch while the criminals endanger the lives of everyone on the road for as long as they like? What happens if they crash into a minivan and kill a whole family while the cops…
Four teenagers including high school football star aged 14 to 16 are killed in horror crash after cop cruiser used PIT maneuver to stop them speeding at 111mph - as horrifying photos show their mangled wreckage trib.al/OWHoobc
My coffee tastes extra good this morning.
These resisters are a bunch of pussies 😂
This is the Mayor of Derry in Ireland. She keeps calling the Irish people terrorists. Why would she want to be Mayor in a country where she considers the native residents to be terrorists? Why would the people elect her to be Mayor?
Now we know why they wear masks.
What do you notice about some of the protesters arrested at the University of Florida?
Charlotte serial cop killer identity revealed
The Charlotte cop killer was identified as 39-year-old Terry Hughes, Jr. Now we know why the story is not being talked about anymore. Doesn’t fit the White Supremacy/Trump Right Wing Narrative.
Prosecutors have dropped all charges against Arizona rancher George Alan Kelly, (75) after a jury was deadlocked last week. He will not be retried.
Hitting a homer off your wife is bold, but to bat flip after you do it is just asking for trouble 😂
Drunk at work again Nicole Wallace: “Depending on what happens in November… I might not be sitting here. There might not be a White House Correspondents Dinner or a free press” 😂😂😂
With DEI hiring, not only do you get an incompetent employee, you also can’t remove them.
Saying that Stephen King is stupid is an insult to stupid people.
3 law officers killed and 5 wounded in Charlotte while trying to serve a warrant. Ain’t guns wonderful.
With the campus terrorists getting more violent, prolly time for Biden to tell us he's worried about backlash against Muslims.
You cannot imagine how much I cackled when I saw they went out and bought special vests for faculty. To show how much more important they are than anyone else. Every time I think this whole thing has reached the hilariousness ceiling, they break right through.
NOW: Columbia University faculty link arms and form a wall in front of the entrance to the ‘Gaza Solidarity Encampment’ as hundreds of students encircle the both lawns Students remaining in the encampment were told they could face disciplinary action after 2PM
Show up early, support this team, wear Burnt Orange, be loud and party late!
Weathered the storms 🤘 #HookEm
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