I gave Claude full access to my Polymarket account and $100.
Just one rule.
Grow this by morning or I unplug you.
Current wallet balance: +$4,865.36
And it didn't try to predict Bitcoin even ONCE.
Here's what it did and why arb is smarter than 99% of traders:
It went hunting for broken math.
On a BTC Up/Down market, YES and NO have to add up to exactly $1 at resolution.
One side ends at a dollar. the other ends at zero.
Always. no middle ground.
But the orderbook is sloppy and the two sides trade like strangers.
So for a few seconds YES sits at 47 cents while NO sits at 49.
That's 96 cents to own BOTH outcomes of a market that pays a guaranteed dollar.
4 cents locked, and it does not care where Bitcoin goes.
Claude scanned every crypto market at once, hundreds of windows a second, never tired, never bored.
The instant two sides summed under a dollar it grabbed both legs before the gap closed.
Not one prediction the whole night.
The honest catch is execution.
These gaps live for seconds and fees eat the thin ones.
A human can watch one market.
A bot watches all of them and pounces the moment the math breaks.
This is why vibe coding an arbitrage terminal is the fastest way to profit on prediction markets.
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It all has to do with the mind. You have to change how you now see women.
Start by
• seeing women as sex tools
• ruthless creatures who'll always be loyal to their feelings than your sacrifices
• people who'll leave you in your lowest moments
• people who are only with you because of what you can offer them
• people who'll dump you as soon as they see a better option
• people who have nothing tangible to offer than sex
• people who'll cheat on you and still gaslight you
• people who are always talking to other men and not only you
• people who see you as a mugu and tell their friends how they intend to exploit you
• people who'll do anything to bring you down
• people who are never remorseful and lack accountability
After seeing them this way, you'll lose genuine likeness for them and will never take them seriously.
This is how you activate your nonchalant attitude.
How cars went from 3 million to 9 million.
Phones went from 300k plus to millions of Naira.
Rent for a 3 bedroom flat in central
mainland went from 1.5million to 5 million annually.
All this in the span of 3 years, and you’re saying we should vote for the same man who made all this so?
It’s like you’re m@d.
Especially in lagos, and people at home will be expecting money from them at intervals.... Person wey suppose lock up to save in order for a better life but responsibility won't let them.
Few years ago in Èbúté Èrò, there's a place you sleep overnight for #50
The life of men just hard anyhow my brother
This evening, I was at Ikeja with my car rewire guy and I witnessed firsthand how all the mechanics apprentices in that big yard kept warning each other off some cars. “Don’t open that car, mosquitoes will enter”. I was wondering, if mosquitoes enter nko, what will happen?
Then they made me realize they all sleep in different cars everyday and only go home at the end of the year except there’s an emergency at home. Like, that’s where they live.
I nearly ran mad. Are you joking? You need to see how they guide their cars like it’s their mini home. Realizing where they all came from, it’s almost impossible to go home everyday due to cost and who will rent apartment for you in Ikeja? They took turns narrating all the styles they use to sleep. Imagine the inconvenience sitting to sleep everyday and they somehow still send money home.
The life of men just hard anyhow.
Spyro calls out Nigerian spiritual leaders including Pastor Adeboye, Pastor Bolaji, Pastor David Oyedepo, Pastor Jerry Eze and for being silent over the rising ins£curity in Nigeria
@fimlex2 Nothing wrong there
Just made the selling value of locked phones increase
Vendors will be happy that those locked devices are selling
And not all locked devices can be unlocked
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