Bartum @_bartum

Just saw someone as stubborn as me.

2023 I had a housemate who banged Can't tell me Nothing by Kanye West every morning 6 months later he pulled up with an Audi A3 and bought himself a crib

Kariuki is no ordinary officer. While stations across the country go without cars or fuel, he has 17 vehicles assigned to him. Insiders at DCI say his fleet includes 14 new Subarus, one D-Max, a Ford Ranger and a Toyota Double Cab. The source says the many Subarus that were doing rounds during protests belong to his unit. standardmedia.co.ke/crime-and-just…

Rev Timothy Njoya risked his life for our Katiba so that Abel Mutua can spit on it.

This is the best parade I've seen of the pass out season.

This was my primary school. In South AFRICA. Imagine. Named after a school in ENGLAND, ironically. And there are hundreds of such schools. We are typing in English right now because??? London will be just fine. Deal with it, you racist cunt.

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Wanaume sometimes huenda jela ama kukufa juu ya ego, sasa alikuwa anataka kufight ndio nini?

Karani🇰🇪🇨🇦 @Weyne_west

2 days ago

Imagine huyo waiter hangekua anapita hapo😂😂😂

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Africans too were shocked at what they saw from their homes when Europeans invaded and colonised Africa.

RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa

2 days ago

Elderly British man shocked by what he sees from his home in London.

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Such posts specifically hukua za kuuzia uoga your fellow women and show potential suitors the range of the price of the pussy

Kareeey @WhitneyWangari

a day ago

Whoever said money can’t solve your problems,Must not have had enough money to solve ‘em💸

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I turn 50 today. This is a message to my kids but I offer it to you in case any of it rings useful. I was born in Sri Lanka in 1976 in a country that, at the time, was about to enter a decades long civil war. My father was able to get stationed at the Sri Lankan High Commission in Canada for four years in the early 80s - when some of the fighting was most severe - and which from our vantage point in Canada gave us some respite from an otherwise omnipresent conflict. He came as a diplomat but then my father filed for refugee status after four years when his life was threatened by militants. We stayed in Canada as refugees. My dad never really landed on his feet and we grew up on welfare. My mom stepped up. She did an incredible thing and put our family on her back and kept marching forward. Sometimes the steps were very small but she always tried to keep moving forward. I worked at Burger King starting at 14, giving my paycheck to my mom and dad to support our family in the role that I was assigned - earn enough to pay for our bus passes because we couldn’t afford a car. I was a loser growing up. Some friends, some good memories but mostly forgettable and lonely. I wasn’t very studious but did get my act together in my final year and got into a great university. I immigrated to the US soon after graduating and found an opportunity. Things clicked and I have been traveling a path to find myself ever since. Only in America is this possible… I worked hard, followed the rules, paid my taxes and stayed in California out of loyalty for the opportunities it has given me despite its dysfunction. I found my wife here. Had my kids here. Found my tribe here. There have been some very hard times as well - deaths, divorce, financial pain, mistakes of omission and mistakes of commission. You can’t dwell on these things - they are weights that will pull you down if you’re not careful. Learn from them. Respect them. BUT MOVE ON. To think 50 years ago I could have ever gotten a chance to meet the people I’ve met and have had the experiences I’ve had would have been mind boggling to my parents. It’s mind boggling to me now. We forget often and try to convince others it’s not true but America truly is the best country in the world. Everything and anything is possible here. I can testify. Be grateful to be here. This is the only place that gives EVERYONE a chance to live a great adventure. The first 50 years have been that for me - an incredible adventure. Notice there is nothing here about accomplishments or money. Because it doesn’t matter and it won’t matter. You will be dust in less than 100 years from now and the decision to be remembered won’t be yours so stop sweating it. It’s not in your control. So what is in your control? Be kind. Have fun. Work on something meaningful to you. Find your tribe. Try to find perspective. Find an incredible partner. Have a bunch of kids. Live an adventure. Forgive your parents - they were doing the best they could even if that wasn’t what you deserved. I will do what I can to make my next 50 years a wild ride. You should too. I love you and thank you. ❤️ 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Kakuzi has broken ground on a 30-acre purpose-built greenhouse development to scale its blueberry business, adding blueberries as its third commercial superfood crop alongside avocados and macadamia. —Blueberry production reached 42,000 kg as of June 2026, up 5x from 8,400 kg in the same period last year, following successful crop trials and variety-selection work. —The blueberry division swung to a KES 13m profit in H1 2026 from a KES 17m loss in H1 2025, with management saying the venture has now demonstrated commercial viability. —Kakuzi says domestic and international demand remains strong, with prices exceeding expectations and production on track to meet annual field and revenue targets. —The company is also exploring value-added avocado products, including frozen pulp and avocado oil, for export markets.

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Ory Okolloh-Mwangi @kenyanpundit

a day ago

Economist recently ran a piece on blueberry demand and export opportunity for this and other fruits (citrus, pineapple)

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i break up with my babe, she tell me say I just lose something special. i rush go check my squad, Bruno Fernandes still dey alive. 😂❤️

Indian scammers tricked the Estonian Defense Minister into sending them €70mil for the production of artillery shells to Ukraine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Other Side Media @TheOtherSideRu

a day ago

🇪🇪🇺🇦 Estonia's Defense Minister resigns after falling for Indian scam during artillery procurement for Ukraine Hanno Pevkur stepped down after a criminal probe was launched into the shell deal Estonia had transferred around €70 million in advance payments to an Italian company

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@ntvkenya The government has no power over the behaviour of the two lakes. They were probably one lake a few hundred years ago.

China man ameamua zii,he is already installing drainages to protect his gains😂

Cerebral Assassin @xysist

3 days ago

Nakuru Nairobi highway contractor atakula losses mingi ajab juu ya Elnino. I wonder if he will be able to deal the road before the rains come. Good thing he has done culverts but the earthworks might go to waste in some sections.

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If you allow it, she'll change you to whom she can no longer love. Then blame you for it.

Introvert 🎲🥏 @hintrovertt

3 days ago

Before marriage 7 months of marriage

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First tell us the location.Alafu utuambie kenya wapi white line hutumika kuseparate two way then finally ukitumia AI to generate images remember asphalt surface yafaa iwe na aggregates fine,coarse na filler. Your image ikona fine aggregates pekee haijachieve the 3% air void ratio

Mary Kemunto @_KemuntoM

2 days ago

KENHA DID A GOOD JOB ON THIS.

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Ugali kama io unameza mara moja kuassert dominance kwa nyumba bibi apike ugali mlima tena.

Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu

2 days ago

Masaa ni ya supper hizi saids. Mwala nini? #Raisutanilishanini

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Yall remember when Nigerian drivers did this?

Moe @moneyacademyKE

2 days ago

Uber has officially exited Nigeria and Uganda after 12 years and 10 years respectively. The company ended operations in both countries on September 2, 2026.

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