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The definitive list! (with a little AI help) Dr. Nu: Bond encounters a villain who plans to disrupt the world's supply of chicken soup, leaving everyone with a never-ending case of the "nu, nu, nu" flu. From Shtetl with Love: Bond travels to Eastern Europe to stop a plot involving gefilte fish. Geltfinger: Bond faces off against a villain who plans to turn all the world's gold coins into chocolate gelt, threatening the global economy and Hanukkah celebrations everywhere. Matzoball: Bond investigates a plot to replace all the matzo balls in the world with gefilte fish, threatening the very essence of Jewish cuisine. You Only Kibitz Twice: Bond must outwit adversaries in a game of mahjong to thwart a plot to monopolize the pickle industry, ensuring everyone can enjoy a perfectly brined gherkin for generations to come. On the Rebitses Secret Gisheft: Bond uncovers a clandestine operation involving the underground trade of rare babka recipes, threatening to disrupt the delicate balance of the Jewish dessert world. Diamonds Are Forbishen: Bond finds himself entangled in a plot to steal the world's largest stash of bagels, which are considered forbidden due to their immense value and secret recipe. Live and Let Latke: Bond races against time to stop a plot to sabotage the World Latke Eating Championship. The Goy with the Golden Bagel: Bond must stop a non-Jewish villain who aims to control the world's bagel supply, risking the loss of the sacred bond between Jewish communities and their beloved breakfast staple. The Shiksa Who Loved Me: Bond finds himself entangled in a romance with a non-Jewish woman, leading to comedic misunderstandings and cultural clashes as they work together to thwart a sinister plot. Moonschlepper: Bond embarks on a cosmic adventure to prevent a nefarious scheme to steal the moon and turn it into a giant matzah ball, threatening the balance of the universe's gravitational schlep. For Your Kishkes Only: Bond undertakes a mission to protect a top-secret recipe for gefilte fish, ensuring that only those worthy of the true taste of tradition can access it. Octomensch: Bond faces off against a villain with eight arms who plans to monopolize the supply of lox, threatening to plunge the world into a devastating shortage of essential bagel toppings. A View to a Kosher Dill: Bond investigates a plot to contaminate the world's pickle supply with non-kosher ingredients, risking the sanctity of Jewish delis everywhere. The Living Dreydlights: Bond navigates a plot to sabotage a Hanukkah celebration by stealing the world's largest dreidel collection, threatening to plunge the holiday into darkness. License to Kvell: Bond is tasked with protecting the secret of his grandmother's famous brisket recipe, ensuring that the pride and joy of his family's culinary tradition remains intact. GoldenMatzobrie: Bond uncovers a plot to steal a legendary golden matzo, rumored to grant its possessor the wisdom of generations of Jewish bubbes, risking the very essence of Jewish culture and tradition. Tomorrow Never Plaits: Bond faces a meshugas of a situation that seems to have no end in sight, but he's determined to schlep through it and bring about a better day for all. The World Is Oy Vey: Bond confronts a global crisis that threatens to overwhelm even the most resilient spirits, requiring all his cunning and strength to restore balance and hope to a troubled world. Schmear Another Day:: Bond confronts the Bagel Bandit's scheme to contaminate the world's cream cheese supply, endangering breakfasts worldwide. Bond must thwart the schmear sabotage and ensure the integrity of the perfect bagel.. Shabbos Royale: Bond navigates a high-stakes game of dreidel to foil a plot against the sanctity of the Sabbath, ensuring that the holiest day of the week remains untarnished by villainous schemes. Quantom of Gornisht: Bond races against time to restore peace to the Jewish community, averting a crisis that threatens to leave the world in a state of melancholy and despair. Skyplotz: Bond faces a crisis that threatens to shatter the heavens themselves, risking the very fabric of existence unless he can intervene and prevent catastrophe. Shpecter: Bond confronts a malevolent entity that haunts the shadows of the Jewish community, threatening to unleash chaos and discord upon the world unless stopped in its tracks. No Time to Kvetch: Bond finds himself in a high-stakes mission where there's simply no time to complain or lament, as he battles against a threat that could jeopardize the safety and security of the world.