Patrick Kelly @Ruuuuuuup
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Here’s this week’s cartoon for @guardian_sport theguardian.com/football/pictu…
Vote Count Binface and I will abolish VAR.
Rishi Sunak - head boy at Winchester, Goldman Sachs investment banker, married to a billionaire's daughter, prime minister just seven years after entering parliament - has today told the nation 'you don't get anything without hard work'
Why have there been no prosecutions over Covid profiteering and corruption?
Why have there been no prosecutions over Covid profiteering and corruption?
They have not only diverted hundreds of Millions of pounds of OUR tax payers’ money. By doing so they also hindered/obstructed ready and waiting PPE being delivered to us and reaching us NHS Nurses and Care staff. This led to avoidable deaths of Health Care Workers and patients.…
They have not only diverted hundreds of Millions of pounds of OUR tax payers’ money. By doing so they also hindered/obstructed ready and waiting PPE being delivered to us and reaching us NHS Nurses and Care staff. This led to avoidable deaths of Health Care Workers and patients.…
My Easter reading: "..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me to make a meal for 30p, I was thirsty and you filled my water with shit, I was a stranger and you sent me to Rwanda, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..."
My Easter reading: "..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me to make a meal for 30p, I was thirsty and you filled my water with shit, I was a stranger and you sent me to Rwanda, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..." https://t.co/Pca2wA1nLj
Sunak says we don’t want an election. Please retweet if he doesn’t speak for you.
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James Bagge @swnorfolk2024
346 Followers 268 Following I’ll be standing against Liz Truss at the next General Election, as an Independent parliamentary candidate for South West Norfolk. #BeIndependentVoteIndependent
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Darren Conway @darren_conway
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The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub
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Danny Kelly @dannykellywords
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Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
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Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer
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James O'Brien @mrjamesob
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@UKLabour The Uniparty welcomes Uniparty MP defecting from the Uniparty to the Uniparty.
@UKLabour This is dodgy You clearly know he’s only jumping from a sinking ship I don’t believe 🤥 has taken its toll on him He’s doing it for his career #ToriesOut
On raising the age for buying cigarettes. From the new Private Eye, out now.
Fresh from scoring a hat-trick last night for @OfficialWexGAA minors Tom Funge back in school this morning. No ego here , even got time to sign a few autographs for the jersey girls.❤️💚🇮🇪💜💛@NaomhEannaGAA @ElectricIreland @alturacu_ie @bodibro @kilaneringaa #LeinsterGAA
They should put this in the National Gallery. A #bbcqt audience member originally from Congo cites conflict between Rwanda and DRC and asks if UK would send refugee from DRC to... Rwanda. A confused Chris Philp: "Well, Rwanda is a different country from Congo, isn't it?"
Ah here. And the “Irish dancing” section is particularly criminal. Was it for this etc etc
charli xcx lipsyncing to c’est la vie by b*witched surrounded by UNION JACKS is the eighth deadly sin
'I've got my lines!' After answering, 'I don't know', to a caller's question on voter IDs, Shadow Minister Darren Jones receives a text from Labour to clarify the party's position.
As I used to advise witnesses appearing before me at the select committee: if you don’t know the answer, just say so. 😬
'I've got my lines!' After answering, 'I don't know', to a caller's question on voter IDs, Shadow Minister Darren Jones receives a text from Labour to clarify the party's position.
Britain’s railways are broken. Cancellations have soared to record levels, fares have risen almost twice as fast as wages, and taxpayers are paying through the teeth to prop up a failing system. Labour will deliver a publicly owned railway that puts the passenger first.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A WAR WITH IRELAND
charli xcx lipsyncing to c’est la vie by b*witched surrounded by UNION JACKS is the eighth deadly sin
Britain should be as angry about this as about the Post Office scandal
Suella Braverman's decision to abandon three post-Windrush reform pledges was unlawful, the High Court hears theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/a…
I wrote a joke that never made it for last year: “they say there’s no meaty parts for older actresses. That’s not true there’s one right there!” (Points to Colin Farrell). D O’B’s fix: “Colin Farrell is amazing in Widows. He’s also amazing in the film Widows.” The king!!
Now that's a cock joke ❤️There is no better joke writer in my eyes than Diarmuid O'Brien.
I (branded as a comedy snob in some circles) finally get a line reproduced in the paper of Myles na gCopaleen and it's this one:
Even Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer had family members at their trials.
What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world
@mrkocnnll I feel like when they stopped making that Vikings show all the extras needed something to be at and now look at us
@RoryStewartUK Similar distance between the current govt and the electorate
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @guardian_sport theguardian.com/football/pictu…
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