Richard Reader @ReaderRJ

You're a voter in Clacton. Your MP triggered a by-election to delay an investigation into his financial affairs. The other parties refuse to pander to his self-indulgent vanity project. The only opposition he has is a man dressed as a bin, because this is not a serious election.

Ross Kempsell @RossKempsell

8 hours ago

You're a voter in Clacton on 13 August. Your choice is Reform, or a man dressed as a bin. The established parties didn't bother to send you a candidate. You feel like they care about you so little they literally sent you a bloke dressed as a bin. That's all you need to know

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Well done, @Channel4News Excellent journalism.

Is cheating on your wife with a pornstar good family values

Katie Miller @KatieMiller

2 days ago

The most pro-family President in history 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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I listened to the @joerogan podcast with @RupertLowe10 from start to finish. The Dunblane lie has been well covered Lowe also lied about Windrush claiming they were from Africa instead of the Caribbean. Gave Tommy Robinson credit for discovering the grooming gangs when it was Andrew Norfolk of The Times. Does Lowe get mistaken a lot or is he a liar?

You edited the tweet, Dazza. Care to explain who you thought the police should have been looking for?

Darren Grimes @darrengrimes

3 days ago

There's a manhunt ongoing now regarding Ann Widdecombe's death. This is the most hideous news.

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No matter where I go, the Establishment is watching.

A man married to a current MP and former conservative Home Secretary and Attorney General whose wedding happened at THE HOUSE OF COMMONS is referring to a man with a bin for a face as 'an establishment tool.' We are truly on the stupidest timeline.

Rael Braverman @raelbrav

4 days ago

Binface is an establishment tool. Don’t be fooled by the act.

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If you don’t recognise why this kind of talk is fascistic I really can’t fucking help you.

I STILL FEEL THAT SINCE PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD TO RELEASE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO PROVE HE WAS AMERICAN..TRUMP SHOULD BE FORCED TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES TO PROVE HE'S NOT A PEDOPHILE 🤷🤔 AM I WRONG 🤔

Oh look ! The guy bankrolling Reform and his "Daddy" Farage lost £16 million one night in a poker game in Montenegro Dear people of Clacton etc - if you really think this lot are the ones fighting for you against "The Establishment", sorry but you're basically an idiot

They actually said this on Fox news today. It's like another dimension 😵‍💫

What’s that, @DaleVince? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

Dale Vince @DaleVince

4 days ago

Faithful representation of the interview…..more importantly, this is a really important by election, called by Farage for no good reason - Count Binface is the face now of the anti Farage movement. It’s Bin Day in Clacton. We can be rid of the hyper toxic Farage, with his legion

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In NO WORLD should this name be redacted

yogesh @yogeshtwet

4 days ago

Why are names like this being redacted? And why is everyone ok with this??

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Nothing screams ‘taking on the establishment’ quite like this.

Reform UK supporters are asking 'who funds Count Binface?' The short answer is, not a Thailand-based crypto billionaire. And not a guy who was banged up for offering to launder money for a coke cartel.

He's a parasite.

Good luck trying to convince people that the man with a bin on his head is the establishment and not the banker who owns five homes

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Sarah Pochin MP @SarahForRuncorn

6 days ago

This by-election will be the people versus the establishment. If the other parties refuse to stand in Clacton, it will show one thing and one thing alone: they are scared of @Nigel_Farage, scared of @reformparty_uk, and scared of being held to account by the British people.

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