LongTailedWeasel @MustelaFrenata
Joined December 2011-
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Movies are perfect for first dates. What better way to get to know someone than to stare somewhere else and stay quiet for 2 hours.
That last tweet isn't a joke. I'm seriously sick of reproduction being lauded as some great thing when there's 7 billion human beings now.
Why can't people recognize that sometimes, people go afk. They're not ignoring you, they don't hate you. They're pooping. That's all.
I wanna open a bear bar and call it “the meat market”
If you have noticed that TV has been getting dumber, it's because intelligent people no longer watch TV.
I'm making a special room in Heaven for Christians who love Ayn Rand. It's called "Hell."
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@racketlang Popular Languages: timb.net/popular-langua… 16. 503 Racket 17. 502 Java
(208): I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It’s weird, sales of our Pizza Rolls always skyrocket on this day. #UnexplainedMysteries
Far out, man. I’m going to celebrate your pothead holiday. By kicking you in the neck for narcotics possession. Happy 420, hippies.
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531 Followers 4K Following Esperanto-parolanto. Bona knabo. Mi parolas la jenajn lingvojn: EO/EN/RU Text me: https://t.co/nDdN3ayNmE
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338 Followers 118 Following Jafu - Electronic music producer and Co-Founder of Chord Marauders focusing on the evolution of Dubstep and 140bpm
MLP:FiM Season 8 @MLP_S8
550 Followers 91 Following Plots from the unaired 8th season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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4K Followers 6 Following I'm Director Wolfdog, Old Spice's New Director of Marketing. This is my personal twitter®, follow my professional twitter® @OldSpice. Buy Old Spice!
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3K Followers 1K Following Con*Tact Soap and Scent Company The original furry soap makers!
Fennec ebooks @Fennec_ebooks
414 Followers 1K Following The fennec fox (Vulpes zerda) is a small nocturnal fox found in the Sahara. Its most distinctive feature is its unusually large ears. Half animal. Half book.
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2K Followers 5 Following Please allow me to introduce myself. By my legal name.
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953 Followers 715 Following I'm just a simple xenomorph with a little mouth hungry for marshmallows!! happy October :)
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708 Followers 81 Following I spend a great deal of professional and personal time and effort grappling ignorance, including my own.
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7K Followers 67 Following Official Twitter account for the Racket programming language. Please ask questions at https://t.co/V7rIWhB2rE or https://t.co/k1nOVqq2dI
Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta
108K Followers 253 Following Jeopardy! champ everywhere but Canada. Writer. YouTuber. Podcaster. [email protected]. https://t.co/a8U9iKt0LPMovies are perfect for first dates. What better way to get to know someone than to stare somewhere else and stay quiet for 2 hours.
Why can't people recognize that sometimes, people go afk. They're not ignoring you, they don't hate you. They're pooping. That's all.
If you have noticed that TV has been getting dumber, it's because intelligent people no longer watch TV.
@racketlang Popular Languages: timb.net/popular-langua… 16. 503 Racket 17. 502 Java
(208): I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It’s weird, sales of our Pizza Rolls always skyrocket on this day. #UnexplainedMysteries
Far out, man. I’m going to celebrate your pothead holiday. By kicking you in the neck for narcotics possession. Happy 420, hippies.
Stoners lose their keys every 15 seconds, but give them marijuana and nothing to smoke out of, SUDDENLY YOU'RE IN A ROOM FULL OF SCIENTISTS
Things we'll do to keep people safe: Lock down an entire city for hours Things we won't do: A 5 min background check before you buy a gun
Gotta love how Republicans think BG checks won't prevent gun violence but think voter ID laws will deter fraudulent voting. -______-
The Bible mini series was popular specifically because it contained virtually no Biblical content.
I defy anyone to top this headline:
Remember on this TaxDay that every one of you drove today on roads paid for by taxes, and most drank pure running water subsidized by taxes.
Ask a question and never get a complete answer. Confidently assert bullshit and get exhaustive replies full of detailed correct answers.
Religion + Good works = Good works. Solve for Religion. (Dan Barker)
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