P @McelhineyPayton
Lebanon, OR Joined April 2015-
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me at night overthinking everything
"What do you bring to the table " Her:
How do i block this number
notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed
unless you’re me, in my position, don’t ever try to tell me how I should feel
unless you’re me, in my position, don’t ever try to tell me how I should feel
this how you supposed to eat your waffles
me with my ice coffee
me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:
i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this
“fuck this job” *goes to work*
My family: u about to go to work??? Me in my work clothes:
work is silly cus whats a sexy woman like me doing here
stoned to the point where I can’t enjoy my movie because I know the actors are acting
naturally introverted, selectively extroverted
“don’t overthink it” me:
the night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off
He knows
“Your package will be delivered today” Me already waiting by the door:
when me and friends say the same thing at the same time
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1 year ago today this happened 💀
The only call I'll never ignore
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When you purposely step on a leaf and it doesn’t crunch
Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last
“I don't like physical contact” me with specific people:
What I expect to see on February 14th:
Wifi: connected Me: then fuckingggg act like it
me whenever a camera is pointed at me:
Me after successfully guessing my own password
can life just slow tf down please :(
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