Male Secretary @malesecretary
Friendly. Neurotic Tendencies. Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2017-
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Can You Keep Your Dick in Your Pants for TWO MINUTES!? #HillaryMemoirTitles
@Misery seems vaguely @postmodern...at least I have that
@thedollop @ByYourLogic @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE "which is the next sloth to lead us to despair?" So funny that I'm a genuinely happier person now
100% truth there are few non-organismal things ive found that engender more genuine happiness than #MST3K x.com/mattoswaltva/s…
Just got cash @ATM, about to do Smogcheck, and it feels like I'm part of seal team 6. #Mentalhealth or just a #millenial ?
#RandyQuaid 's twitter is one of my most refreshing discoveries in recent memory. This world can still surprise, well played
The majority of conversations are essentially mad libs
@realDonaldTrump so you're saying I can troll the President and use it to call myself politically engaged!? What a time to be alive!
@dangerdex wtf you have too many followers. It's all about the boutique experience.
Your emotional continuum will range from #anxiety to #narcolepsy. Now get out there and make something of yourself. #Mentalhealth
Having trouble finishing #mobydick bc Pip is so fucking annoying
@malesecretary 3% find something suggesting OR WAS IT!?
@Bearcats2Hams @buy_2_hams lol I hope I don't wake up and realize you were only a dream 2hams
If you are throwing up and your nose starts to bleed...is that a problem? #nosebleed #vomit
favorite part about these pants is how much they highlight my body is a bag of flesh, we all die, the ultimate end is imminent
@miragonz Does the lady enjoy Tito's Tacos?
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