Chil Mex @Lineux2016

¡BRUTAL! @brozoxmiswebs necesitó unos minutos y muchos “bla, bla, bla” para resumir magistralmente el Segundo Informe de Sheinbaum. La imitación es una joya. El sarcasmo, todavía mejor. ¡Y ESPEREN AL FINAL! ¡Órale con esa parodia!

El saludo que espanta a los clientes

Piiinchi gordita, en un ratito hizo un desbarajuste enorme jajajajajajajajajaja.👧🏻🌸😂😂😂

ALDO RENDON TE AMO REY👑❤️ lo que extrañaba verlo omg te amamos!!! #LaCasaDeLosFamososMx

Que recuperados están los AA, mis respetos

Viste "Matrix". Pero probablemente nunca viste la historia que había debajo.

Warning: This Carl Sagan explaination has caused existential crises. He explains how 5th dimensional beings perceive 3D creatures, and the implications are so disturbing, I paused it three times. He said: A being from the 5th dimension could reach into your locked house, take an object off your kitchen table, and place it in orbit around Jupiter without ever crossing a wall, a door, or the vacuum of space. People ridiculed when Carl Sagan said this. But, he was walking through the cleanest piece of geometric logic in modern physics, and most people who watched it never realized what he actually gave them. The demonstration starts small. Imagine a flat creature living on a sheet of paper. Its entire universe is length and width. It has no concept of "up" because up doesn't exist in its world. The direction is literally unthinkable to its nervous system. Now take a three-dimensional apple and push it slowly through the paper. What does the flat creature see? A dot appears from nowhere. The dot expands into a circle. The circle grows, shrinks, then collapses back into nothing. The apple was always whole. The flatlander only ever perceived cross-sections of something its dimensions could not contain. That's the entire trick. Sagan's move was to rotate the analogy upward and let you feel the vertigo yourself. You are the flatlander. Your body, your brain, your sensory apparatus evolved to process three spatial dimensions and one directional slice of time. Anything existing in a higher dimension would pass through your world the same way that apple passed through the paper. As fragments, apparitions, sudden appearances, inexplicable disappearances. A 4D being could see every organ in your body simultaneously from the outside, the way you can see every room of a dollhouse at once from above. A 5D being could observe your entire lifetime from every version of you from infant to corpse like a single unmoving sculpture stretched across time. What's interesting is it's a direct consequence of how dimensions mathematically nest inside one another. Every dimension has full access to the interior of the one below it. A 3D hand can touch any point inside a 2D square without crossing its edges. A 4D hand could touch any point inside your sealed body without breaking your skin. Sagan has really handed us a quiet reframe of every "impossible" phenomenon humans have reported for thousands of years like visions, presences, objects moving through walls, beings that seem to know your past and future. Though his Geometry doesn't confirm any of it. But it removes the argument that such things would violate physics.

Siento que me sale este clip me da un putero de risa jajajaj

A 54 year old action star stood up on late night and did the Kickboxer dance like the movie never ended. “Do you still have those dance moves?” Conan asked. Jean-Claude Van Damme did not answer. He waited for the music and wrecked the set. Same hips. Same kicks. Same two guys at the table who look like they have been stuck there since 1989. He did not come to talk. He came to finish the scene.

Este Mexicano desconfió de su mujer y se hizo un ADN porque su mamá le dijo que no era su hijo. Cuando recibió los resultados demostraron que era el padre, pero la esposa grabó todo para poder divorciarse con fundamentos. Perdió su familia por idiota

Exponen al ese perez de como está jugando a tener lo mejor de dos mundos: Gema y Flor 😐 #LaCasaDeLosFamososMx

Ahhhh como les gustaa ser mama...me caeee...

¿Cómo se dice Rage Against the Machine en español? 🤠 Y’all made our first “K*illing in the Name” clip go viral with over 2 million views just on TikTok alone, so this time we brought in the whole band 🔥 #RageAgainstTheMachine #ZackDeLaRocha #TomMorello #EZBand #Norteño

Ahora que también tenemos representantes del cringe mexicano, esta morra empezó con sus videos de humor y ahora también hace polnito mexa del bueno

The broken Christ.

Tu bro experto en superhéroes. 🗣️SOY OTAKU Y NO ME BAÑO, LOS OTAKUS NO SE BAÑAN. Como siempre fascinante JAJAJAJA

Brooklyn, 1982: Chris solo quería sobrevivir… y el universo dijo que no 😭 Cuando tu familia, tu escuela y hasta tu suerte te tienen en la mira.

“Yo tenía un pedo con ese we de allá el que no se ha acabado de descargar” JAJAJAJAJAJA hijo de perra.

Imagina explicarle a alguien hoy que en 2002 un director compró los derechos de una película de artes marciales de 1976 (Tiger and Crane Fists), usó el CGI de la época para borrar al protagonista original, se metió él mismo en el metraje y redobló TODOS los personajes con voces ridículas. Eso hizo Steve Oedekerk para crear KUNG POW, la cumbre absoluta del cine absurdo. Mezcló escenas setenteras reales con tomas nuevas en un croma, peleó contra una vaca experta en karate hecha digitalmente y nos dejó frases míticas que 24 años después seguimos repitiendo. Una genialidad técnica y humorística incomprendida en su momento que hoy es una obra de culto indispensable. 🎬🚬🖐️ #KungPow