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Overnight, several oil refineries exploded in Russia's Krasnodar region. As usual and despite mountains of video evidence, Russians say nothing was hit. Here's one not getting hit.
Republicans in Congress opposed my CHIPS bill that’s powering all the growth we see today. Rep. Stefanik called it “Washington at its worst.” But now that they've seen a massive surge in investments and jobs spurred by this law, they say it's "critical." I don't blame them!
Many big strong mobsters, so manly, are saying with tears in their eyes, “Sir, you’ve committed so many crimes, and yet you sleep so soundly. How do you do it?”
Many big strong mobsters, so manly, are saying with tears in their eyes, “Sir, you’ve committed so many crimes, and yet you sleep so soundly. How do you do it?”
BREAKING: According to former Trump Attorney General Bill Barr , Donald Trump on multiple occasions floated the idea of executing individuals who disagreed with him. Every American needs to see this so they know how dangerous Trump is.
The fact that we're debating before the Supreme Court whether a president can be a dictator speaks to how dangerous and dark a path Donald Trump has lead America down. In November we must decide if we continue down it.
The US and ALL western governments need an additional branch of the Armed Forces specifically for Information war. We should be wiping the floor with these authoritarian regimes yet they even use OUR PLATFORMS to tear us apart, polarize our societies, getting us to pull support…
🚨 FINALLY: The United States issued an ultimatum to China to stop supporting Russia in the invasion of Ukraine. From the US Embassy in Beijing, Secretary of State Blinken: "If China does not address this problem, we will." China will back down.
🚨 FINALLY: The United States issued an ultimatum to China to stop supporting Russia in the invasion of Ukraine. From the US Embassy in Beijing, Secretary of State Blinken: "If China does not address this problem, we will." China will back down. https://t.co/LgEAAADiRf
NEW Testifying in Trump’s trial today, David Pecker confirmed under oath that he bought Former Playboy model Karen McDougal's story when he was running the National Enquirer as part of a scheme to influence the 2016 presidential election. This is disastrous for Trump.
'Football is boring as hell': Trump's hating on football the focus of new Biden ad on.msnbc.com/49WS1Lh
Jesus Christ. What kind of heartless monster kills a puppy. And what kind of moron admits to it in a book.
Jesus Christ. What kind of heartless monster kills a puppy. And what kind of moron admits to it in a book.
Water finds its own level. Trump is the first president since McKinley to not have a White House dog. There's a reason someone as cruel as Kristi Noem is a top contender as Trump's VP. Their disregard for animals reflects their disregard for everything else. Cruelty is the point.
Water finds its own level. Trump is the first president since McKinley to not have a White House dog. There's a reason someone as cruel as Kristi Noem is a top contender as Trump's VP. Their disregard for animals reflects their disregard for everything else. Cruelty is the point.
“This is an astonishing story to say the least. The behavior described is typical adolescent behavior out of a dog that’s been selectively bred to have endless stamina and endurance. It really speaks to the fact that the general public is deeply confused about dog behavior and…
Bill Barr suggests Trump talked about executing people on several occasions, unable to recall the specific instance @Alyssafarah referenced but thinking of others. “The president would lose his temper and say things like that…”
You know, I’m convinced. Barr’s right. I’ve decided I’m going to vote for the adjudicated rapist who tried to end American democracy. Because, you know, stoves. Electric stoves suck.
You know, I’m convinced. Barr’s right. I’ve decided I’m going to vote for the adjudicated rapist who tried to end American democracy. Because, you know, stoves. Electric stoves suck.
Did Trump’s lawyers misquote George Washington? Why, yes they did. “Washington was warning against someone precisely like Donald Trump,” Avlon said cnn.com/2024/04/25/pol…
Well, it’s been a full day. Wishing a very good evening to everyone who didn’t murder a puppy.
A source close to Trump told Rolling Stone: “We already pulled off the heist,” and noted that it doesn’t matter to them what the Supreme Court decides now, because the Jan 6th case has already been so delayed. SCOTUS never should have granted the appeal. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
Dear friends! Please do not forget what you are deciding. This is not just about the arms supply; you are deciding the fate of the world, which will either live by rules that we all recognize or depend only on the mercy of those whose violence is brutal.
Predatory regimes like Russia's are rapidly increasing their appetite for aggression. When they succeed in one part of the world, it creates problems in many other places; aggression spreads when not stopped.
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77K Followers 48 Following Official English page of Ukrainian media outlet “Ukrainska Pravda” 🇺🇦Overnight, several oil refineries exploded in Russia's Krasnodar region. As usual and despite mountains of video evidence, Russians say nothing was hit. Here's one not getting hit.
Republicans in Congress opposed my CHIPS bill that’s powering all the growth we see today. Rep. Stefanik called it “Washington at its worst.” But now that they've seen a massive surge in investments and jobs spurred by this law, they say it's "critical." I don't blame them!
Many big strong mobsters, so manly, are saying with tears in their eyes, “Sir, you’ve committed so many crimes, and yet you sleep so soundly. How do you do it?”
@gtconway3d @NormEisen Trump says it's the best rest he's ever had. Nobody sleeps better or longer. The king of court naps.
BREAKING: According to former Trump Attorney General Bill Barr , Donald Trump on multiple occasions floated the idea of executing individuals who disagreed with him. Every American needs to see this so they know how dangerous Trump is.
The fact that we're debating before the Supreme Court whether a president can be a dictator speaks to how dangerous and dark a path Donald Trump has lead America down. In November we must decide if we continue down it.
The US and ALL western governments need an additional branch of the Armed Forces specifically for Information war. We should be wiping the floor with these authoritarian regimes yet they even use OUR PLATFORMS to tear us apart, polarize our societies, getting us to pull support…
Happy National Day to our 🇳🇱 Allies and friends in the Netherlands! #WeAreNATO
🚨 FINALLY: The United States issued an ultimatum to China to stop supporting Russia in the invasion of Ukraine. From the US Embassy in Beijing, Secretary of State Blinken: "If China does not address this problem, we will." China will back down.
🧵🚨 Major Yuri Shvets, KGB defector: The United States finally concluded that Russia must suffer a devastating defeat in Ukraine. 1,000+ long-range ATACMS (300km+) allocated for Ukraine are in Europe for over a month already. Video: Oct 2023 ATACMS strikes on Russian airfield.
NEW Testifying in Trump’s trial today, David Pecker confirmed under oath that he bought Former Playboy model Karen McDougal's story when he was running the National Enquirer as part of a scheme to influence the 2016 presidential election. This is disastrous for Trump.
'Football is boring as hell': Trump's hating on football the focus of new Biden ad on.msnbc.com/49WS1Lh
Jesus Christ. What kind of heartless monster kills a puppy. And what kind of moron admits to it in a book.
Trump VP contender Kristi Noem brags about shooting her 14-month-old puppy to death: “I hated that dog... It had to be done”
Water finds its own level. Trump is the first president since McKinley to not have a White House dog. There's a reason someone as cruel as Kristi Noem is a top contender as Trump's VP. Their disregard for animals reflects their disregard for everything else. Cruelty is the point.
It’s so tragic that Kristi Noem didn’t see this important PSA before she did what she did. #Justice4Cricket
“This is an astonishing story to say the least. The behavior described is typical adolescent behavior out of a dog that’s been selectively bred to have endless stamina and endurance. It really speaks to the fact that the general public is deeply confused about dog behavior and…
Bill Barr suggests Trump talked about executing people on several occasions, unable to recall the specific instance @Alyssafarah referenced but thinking of others. “The president would lose his temper and say things like that…”
And Barr says he will still vote for him because the left is a danger to the nation. Get real.
Bill Barr suggests Trump talked about executing people on several occasions, unable to recall the specific instance @Alyssafarah referenced but thinking of others. “The president would lose his temper and say things like that…”
You know, I’m convinced. Barr’s right. I’ve decided I’m going to vote for the adjudicated rapist who tried to end American democracy. Because, you know, stoves. Electric stoves suck.
Bill Barr responds to Donald Trump mocking him after he said he would vote for him in 2024. And it's something.
Did Trump’s lawyers misquote George Washington? Why, yes they did. “Washington was warning against someone precisely like Donald Trump,” Avlon said cnn.com/2024/04/25/pol…
Well, it’s been a full day. Wishing a very good evening to everyone who didn’t murder a puppy.
A source close to Trump told Rolling Stone: “We already pulled off the heist,” and noted that it doesn’t matter to them what the Supreme Court decides now, because the Jan 6th case has already been so delayed. SCOTUS never should have granted the appeal. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…