Lord Commander Of The Night's Watch @CountOnCeleb

Introvert seeks extrovert to act as ventriloquist dummy. Gaborone,Botswana Joined May 2013

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Anele Mdoda @Anele

2 days ago

Remember when we used to call our moms on their work phones to ask if we can eat cheese or Viennas? Well I just got pulled out of a meeting to be told the noodles are finished.

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the_ceo @the_ceo99

3 days ago

Men actually take pride in providing for the woman they love. They just don’t want to feel used or unappreciated.

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Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA

3 weeks ago

This alcohol we're drinking now leaves you feeling depressed for like 3 days 😭

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Jackson @jackson_rem

3 weeks ago

"If society tells a broke man that he deserves no woman, it has no right to tell a rich man how many he can have"- DJ Naves

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Hlovo @hlovo_

4 weeks ago

How I feel about Ronaldo is the same way I feel about Lewis Hamilton 🤞🏾 I will always believe there’s a chance no matter what. I’ll back them until they retire because I’ve seen the highs 😭

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lerato @tshepanglerato

a month ago

What an interesting story. He looks like his father.

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UncleShlime @louiehndrx

a month ago

Im convinced Sdumo was drinking real alcohol on the set of My Brother's Keeper🤣🤣🤣

𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔖𝔭𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯 🇵🇸 @vuyoxhamfu_

a month ago

I’m worried that Sdumo Mtshali is not acting out of character.

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PeePee🎀 @peegzy1

a month ago

I think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.

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Let me bring context to this as marathoner. Marathon runners are very disciplined and dedicated people. Whatever we do on race days takes months of training and sacrifices. And by the way a 10km and 21km aren’t marathons. 21km is called half marathon, 42km is a marathon and anything above is called ultramarathon. We don’t have time to do what influencers do of drinking alcohol and sleeping around

Ann ❤️ @Annie_Modiba

2 months ago

South African marathons just became the new tinder like that 🫰🏽

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AKA @akaworldwide

6 years ago

BENNI MCARTHY is bigger than Arsenal.

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Kweku Addo @Kwekuaddo_

2 months ago

You’re a good person until you can’t send money anymore.

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Mr. Owen. @Slim_Thanos

2 months ago

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

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Null @Vhoyde

4 months ago

Toxic women measure love by how much they're allowed to inconvenience you.

femmenotes @femmenote

4 months ago

the type of love we all deserve

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Bambulu @Bqmbulu

2 months ago

Julius Caesar was so deeply in debt in his 30s that his creditors tried to stop him from leaving Rome. He left anyway, went to Spain, conquered it, and came back rich and powerful. Yes, you can start all over again.

scar @imfat

2 months ago

Can a 29-year-old start all over again?

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Eric @amerix

2 months ago

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

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Uncle Ruckus @Emarged

2 months ago

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

scar @imfat

2 months ago

Can a 29-year-old start all over again?

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN

2 months ago

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.