Mdyomba🇲🇼 @Che_mpundi
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POV: 2047 *Akwathu kukandisiya ku banja*
The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school
The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school
After years building it, Its Finally Done ! The man from Bunda has completed making his own car 👏👏👏
Ashanti: “I’m pregnant.” Twitter:
Yo mandem was in town and thirsty as hell decided to buy some water kwa ma guys apa shoprite depot. Paid 2k took one sachet ya 100. The guy left Madzi ati akasaka change sanabwereso counted madzi anatsala mu chi jumbo chake sanakwane 1500 😂😂😂
Mpunga kusankha koma amuna nde ayi💀
"women can wear whatever they wanna wear" Until:
"women can wear whatever they wanna wear" Until:
Go to Brazil, find one pretty lady, marry her and born 2 boys, send them to Real Madrid and collect €500million.
Mkazi wokongola samavutika kusankha pic yopanga post. Amavunga iliyonseyo.😂
The life of a baddie/slay queen 😭😭😭
Mukazakhala ndi mwana nde mukumumenya, Akazi anu akazangoti "mundiphela mwana" ameneyo si wanu.
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is…
2 odds Rollover starts today 0/7🔥🔥 Retweets my pinned tweet and DM for group link ✅ Another Road to 1 Million 🥳🥳🥳🥳
ati "oyipayo"😂😂😂😂💀
😂😂Akuti ka rollover ka 5 days 50 RETWEETS my next tweet we go twice today Road to 500,000 with 5,000🔥🔥🤝
"Slice ya bread - Nutella - slice ya bread"
"Slice ya bread - Nutella - slice ya bread"
Red Bull exists to excite the child in all of us, while selling an energy drink on the side.
Red Bull exists to excite the child in all of us, while selling an energy drink on the side.
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POV: 2047 *Akwathu kukandisiya ku banja*
I have loved this place😍Next time kuzakhala ku picnic date…
@FabrizioRomano Vardy, Ndidi and Iheanacho are loyal Congratulations to them 👏🏾
🔵🦊 Leicester City, promoted back to the Premier League.
@Kenneth03Mw @Sanny_Zyto Explain wit aid of diagram 😂😂🙌
Meet Tanaka moyo the first Zimbabwean ate the food on his own funeral
Malawian Nyashless🍑 girls during doggy style😂
Akudyele fudu, akudyenso binzi iii😭🤣
The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school
A Dead dolphin with multiple bullet holes was found in Louisiana. The Feds are offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to a conviction
Just met some dude ati anakakhala ndi account ngati yangayi pa twitter pano bwenzi akudya ma babe koopsya😂🤣🙌 he's the 7th guy apapa wandiuzako zimenezi...... smh
Y2k?😙❤️… photo credit : Myself 😅🫶🏼
Anyway this guy's sugar baby brings him a homemade meal, Daddy afile I guess😂 His friend (an agemate) decides to join in the meal and as they're about to eat He says tells the guy "Nanga apa pali zoti tipemphelere chakudyachinso ngati? Mesa chachokera ku uchimo" 😂
Working with 40+ year old men will quickly teach you that the dating pool is messed up Ma biggy wa game ili m’manja mwawo and honestly ngati bambo ako salimbana ndi ti atsikana just thank God ndipo if your girl isn't entertaining blessers pita ukapeleke nsembe kwa abusa ako😂😂
Passenger Princey
Komanso amuna ambiri timanamizira love tikungofuna mbwanda za ulele 🥱
Managed to buy a container after YEARS of doing online business... Proud to announce that I will be a shop owner very soon.. Osatiso shop ya rent koma yangayanga 🥹🥹🥹... It can only be God!!! 🙏🙏... And my family??? Very supportive people❤️❤️ Thread of the shop progress 😊
Kwacha tiyeni tikalimbikire, a Mboba tiwapangitse manyazi. Nthawi yathu #IDZAKWANA akutero @SeanMorganMw Quote this post with anything inspirational. One with the most likes on their quoted post by 6pm today gets 50K.
One time a relative visited me for a day on a weekend. I decided to take them to Nandos for a meal, I even bought extra sides for them. When we got home ati ntekelapo akabwali 😭
@Kenneth03Mw Mesa munandithawa ine😂 anakuchita bwino🤣
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