Ben Smith @BenSmit81581660
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, In reality it’s made up of Morons. UK Joined September 2022-
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“Kookoo satanic cabal chemicals that gum up your throat” Len gets a bloody nose from contrails. 🥴
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Bill Gates isn’t going to be on Davec’s Christmas card list this year I feel.
Wendy thinks weather modification is a distraction from something they’re obscuring near the sun. 🥴
“Maybe vax shedding” Adhira started getting shingles attacks 2-3 times a week after her hubby got vaccinated. “Yet we never touched”
Brian’s shouting to himself in a cave.
Craig is delusional, proven years ago.
Lifebuoys near water 😳 What a time to be alive.
New Kevin and Perry movie looks a bit shit.
Tricia also gets new shoes and her hooves trimmed every 6-8 weeks by her farrier.
“They’re trying to kill us by putting defibrillators in public places”
“I believe Long Covid is 5G, It would be good if people started educating themselves” 🥴
People are still sharing these as supposedly “Chemtrail evidence” Whistle blower 1. A chap in a pilot fancy dress outfit. Whistle blower 2. Cartlands Lego man / Minecraft creation. “Why won’t people take us seriously” 😭
ANGRYNIC is angry and confused with EasyJet’s recruitment campaign. “I hope the new recruits refuse to spray their fellow humans” 🤦🏻♂️
Another Right Said Fred fan bewildered by defibrillators in public. Comical conspiracy contradictions though, “They are deliberately culling the population with vaccines” “They are putting life saving machines in public to save the population from vaccines” 🤷
ThirdLion thinks the dam is going to break with this trickle of piss 🤨
“Allegedly, anyone who took a single jab can’t have babies, or if they do they’ll be deformed” 🤦🏻♂️
These people are still obsessing over a bench, A blooming bench ffs. 😭
June fecking Slater playing her AVPS card at last. “I know shed loads of people who have lost their sight” 😆
“Alex Jones and I” 😆 Chris woke up in 2021 this morning.
Kelley FS @icecreamrocksss
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Jamie T @JamieT26CFC
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Dr. Christine Sartesc.. @DrSarteschi
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David Spiro @dspiro1997
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Jen Obradovits ☕ @jjobradovits
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Gandalf The Blue @GendalfTheBlue
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Mark @browntrashbag
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Zelda "The Muted & De.. @ZeldaKrup1
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Tomas Hernande☮️�.. @Artemio70
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N E I L @NeilDodsworth
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joanne willkinson @joannewillkins3
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Matthijs🌱❗🧷�.. @thyztwizta
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We'reAllFucked @wefuckeditall
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Alma 😷💉🇵🇸.. @almahawes
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RealGoneBathTub @GoneTub
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snipe ★☆☆☆☆.. @snipeyhead
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dj dwight @american81967
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The Zombie Apocalypse.. @SUTONGIROTCIP
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Kym 🕷️ 💙 @KymYSmith
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SV Dude drinking coff.. @sv_dude
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[email protected] @tadaaa20
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347 Followers 469 Following Flaaten love football in all terms, real, simulation, table soccer. Also, writes, work out and work for a living.
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Terry 💙 🌱🌱�.. @crazyforllama
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semi-real person @actualperson101
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Caroline P. 🇪🇺�.. @carolinep0
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@wgboulet @BSmithBenS Exactly. Does she even know what shingles is? Does she mean something different. Does she really mean that she gets a HIVES 3 or 4 times a week?
@BSmithBenS Wimbledon attacks 3-4 times a week? Does she know how shingles work?
@BSmithBenS Going by that Davec needs to be on some sort of register if not custody.
@BSmithBenS Great example of cognitive dissonance
@BSmithBenS Where do you find these nutty nutbars, Ben? Do you wear some special cologne that attracts them?
@BSmithBenS This is just “I am justifying why I am still a virgin” with extra steps.
Caveman Tate delivers some more pearls of wisdom.
@BSmithBenS A shingles attack lasts about a week to 10 days. She needs a shingles vaccine! 🤣
@BSmithBenS Lol he didn't want to touch her because she's an incubator for dozens of preventable illnesses
@BSmithBenS You never touched your husband in 8 months? Are you still married?
@BSmithBenS To be fair, I'm pretty sure he isn't going to get to sleep with any women, jabbed or unjabbed.
@BSmithBenS So Adhira had chicken pox in the past? Congrats
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