Dick Soliloquy @whatthefrickdan
Retired college professor San Diego, CA Joined October 2010-
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This has to be the most embarrassing inflection point of any rap beef ever. AI Pac rapping with Drake’s flow is horrendous, and why the hell bring Snoop into this??? 😂 Drake losing his damn mind, hell will be paid
This has to be the most embarrassing inflection point of any rap beef ever. AI Pac rapping with Drake’s flow is horrendous, and why the hell bring Snoop into this??? 😂 Drake losing his damn mind, hell will be paid
Has anyone seen my bitcoin? It was just here
What the fuck is going on in San Diego right now. This is a nightmare.
I don’t mean to brag but I am absolutely elite at psychologically manipulating my students
What did the snickerdoodle tell everyone when his son got into Harvard? He’s a smart cookie 😎
Whoever thought of drinking coffee in the morning was a genius. So illogical to drink it at night
This sounds like the worst fucking movie ever. Shoot me in the head and bury me with the screenplay
I wanna meet a chick named Sully so fucking bad
But there’s just one problem there - the band is MINE!
Let’s be real: Shanahan made some mistakes on Sunday. But taking the ball to start overtime is a 50/50 call.
Dear Bill Bellichick, If you come coach the 49ers defense next year, my mouth is yours. -Dan
Dear Bill Bellichick, If you come coach the 49ers defense next year, my mouth is yours. -Dan
I just want to know what it feels like man.
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how can a person this sauceless be one of the biggest stars in the world? i just can’t comprehend it
This her practicing her whipping skills before she go back to 1830s.
Brandon Aiyuk is a system receiver, who would not have over 700 yards on 90% of #NFL teams. There are 5 WR's in this draft alone I'd take over him. That being said, Shane Steichen's play scheme's are one of the 10%. But I'd still rather have a better all-around WR from the…
What the fuck have you all done to Twitter lol
Applicant: "I want to break the record for the longest time without sleep!!" Us: Look between T and U on your keyboard
@Chase_Senior Possibly maybe and could. Hell of an update.
This Brandon Aiyuk niner trade drama is getting really annoying. Pay the man with that silicon drug money we have stashed under the stadium.
Meanwhile, Caleb on 3rd and 9:
.@FlemFile on what a former NFL scout told him about Caleb Williams: "Raw emotion is great, but Caleb's thing? That was ridiculous to me. That threw up major red flags. ... I will tell you, he scares the sh*t out of a lot of NFL teams too. The book on him is he's just kind of a…
Costco shopper goes above and beyond to not get LED on his chicken
Bro accidentally passed the test
Ryan Gosling doesn’t think ‘The Nice Guys 2’ will ever happen “So much of a sequel, I think, is decided by the opening weekend of a movie… Angry Birds just destroyed us. Angry Birds got a sequel” (via @ComicBook)
Convinced now the Niners are trading out of round 1.. Weak overall class. Looking for value through draft.
Kendrick Lamar, Future, Kanye West, Metro Boomin, Rick Ross, The Weeknd & A$AP Rocky in the studio discussing how to “eliminate” drake
YE X CHILDISH GAMBINO “SAY LESS” FULL SONG IN HQ
Quavo just dropped another Chris Brown diss, 'Over H*es & B*tches' (ft. Takeoff) 😬 “Crackhead Michael Jackson, b*tch, you better beat it, n****” “This bullet got your name, don’t ever bring up Take”
Either this verse is 5 years+ old or Kanye has been trolling us because this clears everything on donda 2, vultures and maybe donda 1
NEW YE X CHILDISH GAMBINO SONG ‼️ PREVIEWED ON HIS IG LIVE
NEW YE X CHILDISH GAMBINO SONG ‼️ PREVIEWED ON HIS IG LIVE
“Drop & give me 50 … ain’t nobody gonna drop and do sh*t.” “Your raps don’t mean sh*t.” — Kanye’s thoughts on Drake’s diss track ‘Push Ups’
None of them songs that dropped since had this feeling
1 month ago @kendricklamar shoock the rap industry again