Stephylococcus M@upbeats4life
Musician because it’s fun. Activist because it’s important. Office jockey because it pays. She/her Houston, TX Joined January 2017-
Tweets4K
-
Followers259
-
Following428
-
Likes43K
Happy Independence Day to all the cishet white men
You’re telling me I have to buckle my seatbelt even though I have airbags!!! Either the airbags work or the seatbelt works but it can’t be both!!!
If you use xfinity for tv/internet, have you had issues recently with your data usage? Mine suddenly doubled over the last couple months. Any ideas? Note: I don’t currently have unlimited data, but I’m already looking at it (in the long run, might be cheaper to switch to AT&T)🤷♀️
Monica Lewinsky is a GD treasure
Monica Lewinsky is a GD treasure
Racism explained PERFECTLY We need more of this from white folks. EDUCATE OUT RACISM
Please enjoy Harrison Ford watching a magic trick & then reacting in the only way Harrison Ford reacts to anything
If you’re a cop who’s considering quitting over this verdict, you definitely should.
My employer is offering a workshop on dealing with imposter syndrome but I don't think I really deserve to go.
“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “he'll change😩😩😩"
So Jeopardy has Dr. Oz, who spreads dangerous pseudoscience, guest host but they have yet to book @thelauracoates guest host. Before he died, Alex Trebek told @HarveyLevinTMZ that Laura would be his pick for a woman host of Jeopardy.
Homosexuality is not a choice, but homophobia is.
Y’ALL. Please don’t use pet names with your coworkers. It’s not appropriate, and it’s really awkward*. Me doing my job is not a favor, and it doesn’t mean I like you. *Exception: you have established a friendly relationship with them, and they have told you it’s okay.
Happy #InternationalWomensDay Here's your daily reminder that #TransWomenareWomen
Simple reminder today: Trans women are women Trans girls are girls #InternationalWomensDay
Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine. @VUMChealth
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/we-d…
#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper
296K Followers 131K Following A news center for the left. I say bad things! Send all hate/love emails to: [email protected]Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen
1.0M Followers 575K Following Web3 & AI futurist. Political Journalist. Creator of @KrassenCast. Subscribe for additional content. Follow my twin: @Krassenstein. Developing on Deso / Lens.us_Sadie_ @sadie_us54334
14 Followers 1K FollowingSmofosmosm @smofosmosm25763
111 Followers 1K FollowingConstance WifKinson @ConkwWifKinson
11 Followers 351 Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😚 They are ready to meet Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/ayj4IDjQDyJohnathan clement @Kwoluthando
64 Followers 215 FollowingUSA Grandma @Burtonp2016
473 Followers 807 Following Retired software trainer, great grandmother of 3 beautiful girls, passionate about support for public education, recycling and saving our planet.Kathy Jones-Hospod @JonesHospodTX
24K Followers 23K Following Pro-Democracy. On social media look for joneshospodtxKebba @Kebba514
45 Followers 707 Following I am just into humanity to build a good friendship , learn from each other and get to know more about each other ,I am just a young boy whom is learning ……elisainmontrose @elisainmontrose
45K Followers 1K FollowingMarilee Driscoll @MarileeDriscoll
519 Followers 1K Following Writer. Meditator. Dog person. Published author/award-winning poet. Professional coach, owner of co. that makes websites easy as pie.Undeadcow @undeadcows
177 Followers 1K Following Enmeshed Father / Horror & Art Film Vidiot / Atheist / Vegetarian / Game Slave / Comic Nerd / Codependent Husband / Professional CounselorConspiracy Theories F... @CantAffordThem2
272 Followers 593 Following Keep our country out of the hands of sore loser deplorable Republican$ Vote 🗳 BlueDavid D. McIntire (@c... @compositeur
589 Followers 997 Following Hedgehog. Sometimes irritable. I like sound. (he/him) Find me on Mastodon at: @[email protected]engrderrick0147@gmail... @Derrick0111
331 Followers 4K FollowingSophie Rebecca... ☕🍄... @BelindaLondon
5K Followers 3K Following 33. Generally annoyed by most things in life. Mycophile. Dislikes going to work. Likes cats and afternoon naps. She/Her.Danacan254 @danacan254
2K Followers 2K Following Exploring ways to live my best life! Liberal Democrat living in a Red State. 🇨🇱 Army Vet Widow. Proud Dog Mom.🐕🐩🐕 Allied with BLM, LGBTQ+🏳️🌈That's Mr. Bongos! 🇺🇸... @mrbongostx
2K Followers 2K Following Musician, entrepeneur, married to an incredible lady, dad to two amazing daughters. #CowboysNation #Resist #IDontEngageMagatsJames Conner @JamesKi17264903
6 Followers 340 Following I have learnt to leave my past behind and move forward to the future, though my past makes part of my life and I need to plan for my future. I need love againCremaster and Command... @Kristodynamics
1K Followers 2K Following aka glasses porg | he/him | “I wanna decide who lives and who dies!" | husband of @InnocentMeggie |Trish S-L @TrishSmilew
3K Followers 4K Following Black History is American History. MAGATS blocked/Sane People followed back. #UnityFollowsJustice. BLM✊🏾 Vote Blue! 🌊 🌈Allystephensben at bluesk... @stephens_ben
9K Followers 10K Following Writer/editor. US/UK. He/him. Born at 331ppm of CO2. Still hanging in there with Twitter, but definitely keeping a clear eye on the exits at all times.Scott Uhl @ScottUhlTX
17K Followers 17K Following Proud Centrist & Globalist,Pro-Business, Pro-Free Trade, Pro-Energy (Wind-Solar-Nuclear-US Shale) Pro-Civil Rights, R&R 🎸Pro Rule-of-Law & Pro-Public EducationJazz @Jazzishappy
343 Followers 1K Following Teacher, scientist, political scientist, rescue cats. When you reach the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on..Roosevelt,Mike sherman @Watkins1299
24 Followers 121 Following In God we Trust! Family first ♥️ United State Army/Active duty 🇺🇸 Fitness 🏋️ Dog Daddy 🐕 Fun☺️ Texas#dallas ⏩NC ⏩ NJ ⏩ NY ⏩ CA!#Lassaface @pinkychickasee
2K Followers 2K Following Introvert, hiker, clinical microbiologist, off-center: left. The glass is half empty, and there’s a crack in it. I curse a lot. #VoteBlue #ETTDDirector of Opportuni... @lwmoody
582 Followers 915 Following Recipient of many blessings paying it forward by connecting jobseekers to Big Opportunities. MS warrior, Advocate for Fun. See website for jobs hiring!Claragirl 🌊 @claragirl824
2K Followers 5K FollowingDona Kim Murphey, MD ... @dunkindona
3K Followers 2K Following Neuroscientist, Neurologist, Organizadora comunitaria, Historian of science; race, immigration, poverty, health. She|Her|Ella. https://t.co/OOULAmasbrPennsy in OK 🌻 @MissChievous918
744 Followers 3K Following Neurodiverse. Egalitarian. Atheist. Stand up comedy, film, music enthusiast. Outspoken & profane. I will not be silent just so you can be comfortable. She/her.Poco and the Beeb 🇨🇦... @pups_great
1K Followers 1K Following 🚫 NO LISTS 🚫 NO DMs 🚫 Just a gal trying to stay safe and entertained through this mess. Be kind. 🇨🇦🐶🐶🧘🏼♀️🌻💨☮️❤️😊🌈ally 💉💉💉💉💉 💉January 20, 2021 A Ne... @MichaelSholler2
9K Followers 9K Following My heart goes out to all those who didn't have to die. 😭😭😭😭Science Wife Said @ScienceWifeSaid
5 Followers 15 Following Tweets by Husband of said Wife. She loves Science, Teaching, Crafts, and Cooking. She says interesting things. Officially Science wife on 9.16.2017Yahya @Yahya18325441
33 Followers 1K Following My name is Yahya Sawaneh I live in Gambia the smilling coast of west Africa. Am single ,honest ,hard working ,loyal and searching for true love.Holly B @hollybraines
23 Followers 49 FollowingTX is Ready for Chang... @joethepopulist
3K Followers 5K Following Native Texan, TX-38. Is it too much to ask for honest elected leaders who solve REAL problems? #AbbottIsTheCrisis #NoSolutionsGOP #TexasDeservesBetterLemon Nickel @Lemon_Nickel
201 Followers 300 Following 26 | I guess, I'm a YouTuber or something. | Language Student | Demisexual, Panromantic | Based in Germany | Travel Addicted (50 Countries and Counting)Laura @laura_nov05
11K Followers 11K Following Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m goingGnarltusk tweets. @GnarltuskTweets
2K Followers 3K Following Rebel Rabbit Masks save lives. Cryptocurrency is the future. Greg Abbott is human trash. WAX: https://t.co/fzHTe57MpP Discord: Gnarltusk AKA https://t.co/fzHTe57MpP#8640 $GnarltuskFran @FunRecruitIT
2K Followers 4K Following Workout fiend, reader, mother, wife and warrior. Hate 2020, liars and people who preach,including magats,cult 45. NO DM no porn.Lauren Deah @DeahLauren
2K Followers 5K Following #Writer #Actor #playwright #TheResistance #liberal #lesbian #Jewish #foodie #fibromyalgia #HydronephrosisREMentor @Real_REmentor
2K Followers 4K Following Offering cutting-edge wealth-building real estate investing products w/ comprehensive personalized coaching. #RealEstate #REMentor #RealEstateInvestingSybil Victoria @sybilvo4
832 Followers 4K FollowingJustine Moore @Justine66123144
2 Followers 55 FollowingAaron Rupar @atrupar
896K Followers 3K Following journalist. sign up for my newsletter, Public Notice (link below). Powered by @SnapStream (more info: https://t.co/2oHPuuFBnN).#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper
296K Followers 131K Following A news center for the left. I say bad things! Send all hate/love emails to: [email protected]Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen
1.0M Followers 575K Following Web3 & AI futurist. Political Journalist. Creator of @KrassenCast. Subscribe for additional content. Follow my twin: @Krassenstein. Developing on Deso / Lens.Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski
213K Followers 3K Following I drive a Chevy Equinox and my son said when he makes it in the majors, he will buy me a new Equinox. I like sticker autos.The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.Maintenance Phase @MaintenancePod
99K Followers 151 Following Debunking the junk science behind health fads, wellness scams and nonsensical nutrition advice. Co-hosted by @yrfatfriend and @rottenindenmark.Kathy Jones-Hospod @JonesHospodTX
24K Followers 23K Following Pro-Democracy. On social media look for joneshospodtxmichelle visage @michellevisage
637K Followers 2K Following it’s me. OFFICIALLY. Elon took my blue tick/checkmark so follow me on insta and threads!elisainmontrose @elisainmontrose
45K Followers 1K FollowingDaniel Summers @WFKARS
79K Followers 4K Following Strident homosexual. Pediatrician who swears. Bylines hither and yon. Beauty’s where you find it. 🌈 Formerly ambiguously notable. he/himMarilee Driscoll @MarileeDriscoll
519 Followers 1K Following Writer. Meditator. Dog person. Published author/award-winning poet. Professional coach, owner of co. that makes websites easy as pie.Michelle Beckley @BeckleyforTX
39K Followers 142 Following Former State Rep District 65🏛 Small Business Owner🦜 Texas A&M University Alum 🏫Sawbones @Sawbones
68K Followers 7 Following A marital tour of misguided medicine from @JustinMcElroy and @SydneeMcElroy. Brought to you Fridays by @MaxFunHQ.Toppy-san Stacks @toppysan_stacks
30 Followers 20 Following カピバラ。 I am a fierce capybara from Nagasaki Baiopaku. I get pouffy when scratched and am ravenous for 🍉 . I t̶r̶a̶v̶e̶l̶ self-isolate & stack on things. He/him.Lindy Li @lindyli
350K Followers 199 Following political strategist 🇺🇸. @pennsylvaniagov commissioner. @princeton alumni class president. @dnc national finance committee. biden delegate. runner🏃🏻♀️Missed In History @MissedinHistory
42K Followers 455 Following Stuff You Missed in History Class. Holly and Tracy splash around in the depths of history.David D. McIntire (@c... @compositeur
589 Followers 997 Following Hedgehog. Sometimes irritable. I like sound. (he/him) Find me on Mastodon at: @[email protected]Mallory O'Meara @malloryomeara
16K Followers 943 Following Author • GIRLY DRINKS • THE LADY FROM THE BLACK LAGOON • GIRLS MAKE MOVIES • Co-host of @readinggpodcast • she/her • Repped by @amylizbishopReading Glasses @ReadingGPodcast
5K Followers 470 Following Listen weekly to improve your reading life! Hosted by Brea Grant and @malloryomeara and brought to you by @MaxFunHQ! ✉️readingglassespodcast at gmail dot com✉️Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall
6.0M Followers 1K Following Actor and comedian. Settle Down is on #Netflix now. And brand new episodes of Safe Space are on Audible.David Gorski, MD, PhD @gorskon
78K Followers 2K Following Surgeon/scientist promoting science-based medicine. Editor, Science-Based Medicine blog. (He/him.) Also at https://t.co/2LecwK3CP9.Sophie Rebecca... ☕🍄... @BelindaLondon
5K Followers 3K Following 33. Generally annoyed by most things in life. Mycophile. Dislikes going to work. Likes cats and afternoon naps. She/Her.Danacan254 @danacan254
2K Followers 2K Following Exploring ways to live my best life! Liberal Democrat living in a Red State. 🇨🇱 Army Vet Widow. Proud Dog Mom.🐕🐩🐕 Allied with BLM, LGBTQ+🏳️🌈Dr. John Biggan @JohnBiggan
46K Followers 5K Following Husband | Neuroscientist with a BFA | Teacher | Dog Dad 🧠 👨🔬Aubrey Gordon isn’t h... @yrfatfriend
130K Followers 622 Following Cohost, @MaintenancePod. Author of 2 books, working on a third. That’s me in @yrfatfriendfilm. Find me on instagram & bsky, I’m not here anymore!Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing
756K Followers 13K Following Epidemiologist & health economist. Whistleblower advocate. Faculty @NECSI. Fmr 16 y @Harvard. Early warnings: https://t.co/eNp7gjyhC0 / https://t.co/I6xZVmz79lThat's Mr. Bongos! 🇺🇸... @mrbongostx
2K Followers 2K Following Musician, entrepeneur, married to an incredible lady, dad to two amazing daughters. #CowboysNation #Resist #IDontEngageMagatsSheila Jackson Lee @JacksonLeeTX18
123K Followers 2K Following Official Twitter account for Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, Representing Texas' 18th Congressional District in the U.S. House of Representatives.Jeff Lindner @JeffLindner1
48K Followers 388 Following Meteorologist for Harris County, TX. Director of Harris County Flood Control District flood operations and forecasting. Any opinions are my own.Cremaster and Command... @Kristodynamics
1K Followers 2K Following aka glasses porg | he/him | “I wanna decide who lives and who dies!" | husband of @InnocentMeggie |Do we have herd immun... @CovidCow
35 Followers 81 Following Are we close to COVID-19 herd immunity in the United States? The herd immunity cow can tell you.Brittany Trambauer-Sm... @Btrambauersmith
13K Followers 2K Following |Now: Campaign Manager |Local NW GA political activist Former GA14 candidate Founder of @Downballot_DemsJon Stewart @jonstewart
1.7M Followers 2 FollowingThe Desperate DMs @TheDesperateDMs
92K Followers 409 Following ⚔ A couple of Desperate DMs and #ttrpg creators ⚔ Critters | Stepfathers | Northerners | UKTrish S-L @TrishSmilew
3K Followers 4K Following Black History is American History. MAGATS blocked/Sane People followed back. #UnityFollowsJustice. BLM✊🏾 Vote Blue! 🌊 🌈Allystephensben at bluesk... @stephens_ben
9K Followers 10K Following Writer/editor. US/UK. He/him. Born at 331ppm of CO2. Still hanging in there with Twitter, but definitely keeping a clear eye on the exits at all times.John Barron @barronjohn1946
353K Followers 1 Following Not Donald Trump • Just here to make some friends and also America great again • Love sudafed and hamberdersEffin' Birds @EffinBirds
287K Followers 1K Following by @aaronreynolds (he/him) • merch & books at https://t.co/telhOub0Fs • defeated Jimmy Fallon in a popularity contest • text me at 1-845-EAT-FARTYou're Wrong About... @yourewrongabout
136K Followers 3K Following Setting right what we once got wrong. Hosted by @Remember_Sarah, produced by @carekendrick. Social by team. DMs closed, contact info in the link. 💕your friend, Dracula @Remember_Sarah
89K Followers 3K Following 🌸🐀 Host @YoureWrongAbout & Co-host @YouAreGoodpod / Writing @BelieverMag &c / Very big in Sheboygan. DMs closed, contact via website. 💕Michael Hobbes @RottenInDenmark
216K Followers 5K Following Currently @MaintenancePod and @IfBooksPod. Formerly @YoureWrongAbout, @HuffPost, @Highline. Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.Lucy Lawless @RealLucyLawless
304K Followers 493 Following I #STANDWITHSTEVEN I love you, my Bro. Demand clean energy. @GreenpeaceNZ Take care of the little guy. share the LOVE #xenites. #FreeDonziger !!!Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
1.6M Followers 2K Following Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site.Julia Pistell @echochorus
2K Followers 2K Following Managing Director @SeaTeaImprov, Creator of @SyllableSeries, Host of @LiteraryDisco, guest producer @wnpr, freelance writer #amwriting #binders #improvRider Strong @RiderStrong
198K Followers 1K Following Actor. Now director and screenwriter. Sometimes author. Whatever: I make believe for a living. Also, I host @LiteraryDisco.Scott Uhl @ScottUhlTX
17K Followers 17K Following Proud Centrist & Globalist,Pro-Business, Pro-Free Trade, Pro-Energy (Wind-Solar-Nuclear-US Shale) Pro-Civil Rights, R&R 🎸Pro Rule-of-Law & Pro-Public EducationJazz @Jazzishappy
343 Followers 1K Following Teacher, scientist, political scientist, rescue cats. When you reach the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on..Roosevelt,Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan
210K Followers 6K Following Pastor l Prelate l Activist l Author l Radio Host l Chaplain ΙΦΘ l NAACP President l FB/IG/TikTok @talbertswan l #TruthIsNotHate@tedcruz Those are not Democrat policies. They are Ted Cruz lies. Patriots don't lie to the populace.
@RottenInDenmark I think it's related to this weird loyalty thing. "What if YOUR guy did all the crimes?!" Well, they wouldn't be my guy anymore.
listen all i'm saying is, if you're gonna be the British Museum's curatorial expert on Ancient Greece who gets sacked for stealing artefacts, you might as well take the opportunity to do the funniest thing of ALL TIME
Our gardener has just been asked to stop walking around in our garden because he is, and I quote, "Spoiling the shot" This from a woman who is filming a video segment where she is standing at my gates claiming she is holidaying at her "summer house" My house !!!
This. #TweetOfTheDay #transjoy
A baby Pallas cat was born in the Helsinki Zoo and you need to look at him. LOOK AT HIM
@NoNameGirl8686 This cat looks like the '"I'm not a cat" zoom call guy.
Fox News is freaking out about Biden’s newest video where he sips from a Dark Brandon mug: “That’s actually a really dark joke at the expense of the American public! Brandon is not a compliment!”
One of the first days filming Matilda, a man who looked very familiar turned to me, completely deadpan, and said “Did you hear the one about the bed?” I said no. He said, “It’s not made up yet.” It still makes me smile. #RIPPaulReubens
On a flight and a young woman was in my seat. I gently asked her to move. "I am sorry. That man is sitting in mine" Him: "I want to be by the window, I'm not moving". I watched this young woman SHRINK. Anyway, let's just say...the man is no longer by the window.
Thoughts and prayers
@realTuckFrumper America has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. But jim bakker will always be a hypocrite.
@tedcruz Footage of Ted Cruz in his natural habitat .