Uncle baby jilly @unclebabyjilly
the real benjamin button Portland, OR Joined September 2009-
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when someone remembers a small detail about you..
“What if you had to date a dumb guy. You’d be so mean to him” - bryan
Me in the office waiting for someone to ask me about Cowboy Carter.
19,000,000 people have been kicked off Medicaid; 13M of them for paperwork reasons. Biden's most ambitious 2020 plan would have still left 10M people uninsured; Harris's "Medicare Advantage for All" would funnel money to the same insurers Dems now grumble are ripping off Medicare
19,000,000 people have been kicked off Medicaid; 13M of them for paperwork reasons. Biden's most ambitious 2020 plan would have still left 10M people uninsured; Harris's "Medicare Advantage for All" would funnel money to the same insurers Dems now grumble are ripping off Medicare
Anybody have any tips for having a job that is *traumatic* 🤩
Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit
Watching polar express for the first time ever and I can’t explain it but in watching it I can kinda see how we got Chet Hanks
So do I just have to do Duolingo until I die now
being a depressive around the holidays is one thing…being a depressive around the holidays AND having to work still??? This is my Everest
One perk about working in the hospital is that there is very good ice. That might be it actually.
I signed up to take an intro to painting for adults class at my local community center and I think it’s going to heal me
him: i was just jokin around my sensitive ass:
OnlyPans: a subscription site where I show you all the things I bought from @lecreuset
Lennie Vilma @VilmaLenni28896
100 Followers 987 Following Challenge to increase the number of fans by more than 1,000 within one month.
us_Sophia_ @UsSophia37320
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Nehirazat @Nehirazat170284
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Isabelle_US_ @IsabelleUs17415
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Stacey Marie @StaceyMari24997
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Caitlin Patton @patton_cai42348
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Angela Yates @YatesAngel76806
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Sathi_sh874 @SSh87444647
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Ashton Martinez @martinez_a77889
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Amber Perez @AmberPerez98009
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Lilianna Dora @DoraLilian11706
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Miley Khu @KhuMiley97868
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America Filbrardt @AmeriFilbrard
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Francisco Douglas @Francis57985497
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Kay @kay_linder52
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Goppes @Goppes160290
8 Followers 1K Following The garden is full of spring scenery, with a few red flowers falling all over the ground
c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin
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Dawn @spry66dawn
162 Followers 3K Following
Chinedum Enemmuoh @CEnemmuoh
3 Followers 52 Following follow your dreams.Never give up on what you have future on
Cat lover rose melani.. @rosemelanie7
773 Followers 3K Following “As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the humankind.”
Lisa Pease @lisapease
16K Followers 15K Following Author of "A Lie Too Big to Fail: The Real History of the Assassination of Robert F. Kennedy" #FreeSirhan
Athanasia Kelly @AthanasiaKelly
475 Followers 587 Following either doing the most or doing the least
mere of an eastown @coolstorymere
107 Followers 205 Following north america's pre-eminent candle heiress, roommate of two dingus cats and two hooligan dogs
Leanna Fabian @Leannananana
78 Followers 141 Following
Sarah Rector (she/her.. @Rector206
31 Followers 49 Following Finding creative solutions to puzzles. And roller derby.
Duncan and Felix @twochonkyboys
9 Followers 20 Following Two chonky (some might say very healthy) boys living in a pandemy. Views are our own. DSA Cat Caucus members.
Richard Carder @RealRichCarder
55 Followers 333 Following
#EarnMyVote 🌹 @a_strata
458 Followers 1K Following Indie turned Dem to vote for Bernie. Vote to support Mother 🌎 & justice for humanity and we all win! ✊
Mahmood @Mahmood47769559
410 Followers 1K Following I am a palestinian 🇵🇸 I live in #Gaza🤗 #save_humanity Indonesia bank: #BCA:8535206232 #BNI:3037800016 Name: IBU YAYUK #Link : https://t.co/DFim8cQjpm
Clerical Error #5 @worldofsausages
183 Followers 991 Following Black Lives Matter +++ End Capitalism Abolish ICE Decriminalize sex-work Medicare 4 All End US imperialism
Amanda Abbott @AmandaA28639474
0 Followers 62 Following A woman who loves her man and her dog! I stand for what I believe and will die protecting it.
Portland DSA for Bern.. @bernieDSAPDX
445 Followers 267 Following Come for Bernie, stay for socialism. Official campaign of the @PortlandDSA
Laura Wadlin @explauratory
2K Followers 1K Following @pccffap steward, @portlandDSA member, @DemSocialists NPC 🍞🌹
SheltonMitch @EricsVince
29 Followers 322 Following
🙅🏼♀️ @shelleyc416
193 Followers 536 Following Trying to make it on my own with champagne tastes on a beer budget.
Walt McMahon @WaltMcmahon
110 Followers 186 Following WJM Turf is proud to represent products & companies that believe in providing proven cost effective solutions to turf managers combined with the best service.
Adam & Jason @robocop2podcast
126 Followers 562 Following Podcast about fatherhood, credit score and pick up chicks for dating, condoms, and mental communication with animals. @adam1isntfunny & @captainjmelton
m @minnesotafatazz
505 Followers 759 Following
Stan Chera (Marxist) @marxistplanner
570 Followers 2K Following Transportation, data, economics, planning. Marxist. Cat dad. Beer geek. aSoIaF scholar. Views my own. We all go out like Stan Chera one day.
Dale McPeek @DaleMcpeek
878 Followers 105 Following
Сeasefire Tracker @Ceasefire_Track
64K Followers 0 Following Tracking the calls for an immediate, permanent #СеasеfirеNОW in Gaza, the West Bank, and Israel. End the occupation. Free Palestine. Tweets ≠ endorsements.
c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin
18K Followers 2K Following
🇵🇸 timothy 🍉.. @crulge
51K Followers 4K Following Go down any road far enough and you'll come to a slaughterhouse, but keep going and you'll reach the sea. healthcare newsletter: https://t.co/2DvHaC24rj
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
197K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
5hahem aka Dr. Durag @shaTIRED
103K Followers 2K Following If you repost my tweets tag me. IG: 5hahem. [email protected]. Taurus. (THEY/THEM).
Portland Bureau of Tr.. @PBOTinfo
36K Followers 2K Following The City of Portland Bureau of Transportation (PBOT). We keep Portland moving. Report road hazards 24/7 to 503-823-1700.
Multnomah County, OR @multco
51K Followers 263 Following Multnomah County, Oregon provides 766,000 residents with various health and human services, public safety, and other government services.
Nori Reed @realnorireed
12K Followers 525 Following Emmy | GLAAD award nominated Comedian | Writer @wgawest ❤️🔥 HOT ❤️🔥 but will play ugly for the right award 🏆 Stand up featured by @showtime & @hbomax
Bowpicker Fish&Chips @Bowpicker
2K Followers 29 Following Fish & Chips like you've never had! Lightly beer battered Albacore tuna and golden steak fries
Candace Avalos @candaceforpdx
10K Followers 3K Following Campaign account for Candace Avalos (she/her), Portland City Council candidate and Your Champion for East Portland’s District 1. Vote in Nov 2024!
Janelle James, moody .. @janellejcomedy
155K Followers 2K Following Foul-Mouthed Comedian. Principal @AbbottElemABC I've done some things 🇻🇮 🇻🇮 Reps: CAA
sonj @toronjita
37 Followers 84 Following I enjoy post cards, scarves, naps, piggy back rides,bicycles&being ridiculous more than most people I know.
Ryan Asher @Reen_Machine
5K Followers 738 Following 90 DAY FIANCÉ TELL ALL LIVE SHOW PARODY VIDEO LINK BELOW
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
619K Followers 10 Following join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇
pat regan @poregan
60K Followers 725 Following i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even.
HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive
1.6M Followers 1K Following Team Hasbulla | Worlds biggest Hasbulla Fan Page
David Sirota @davidsirota
329K Followers 3K Following Founder, @LeverNews; WGA winner/Oscar nominee for #DontLookUp; spouse of @EmilyforCO; Denverite, proud dad.
old roadside pics @oldroadside
58K Followers 2 Following i post public domain photographs from the john margolies roadside america archive in the library of congress. unaffiliated. if i'm acting up ping @xor!
Doomscrolling Reminde.. @doomscroll_bot
118K Followers 2 Following telling you to drink water, sit up straight, and stop doomscrolling. (bot-in-progress by @karenkho) (current avi: Frog from Meika gafu by Matsumoto Hoji, 1814)
Couples Therapy Podca.. @NaomiandAndy
4K Followers 462 Following Couples Therapy is a comedy relationship podcast hosted by comedy couple @Blacktress & @AndyBeckerman! Now part of @Acast! Advice call in # 323-524-7839!
Monica Lewinsky (she/.. @MonicaLewinsky
1.2M Followers 1K Following INSTA monica_lewinsky @altendprod • anti-bullying activist •@tedtalks giver • •@vanityfair contributor •rap song muse • ex-beret model •knitter•
Ashley C. Ford @iSmashFizzle
233K Followers 2K Following Author. Pod host. I lurk and linger. Email [email protected] for work related inquiries ✌🏾
tiktok comments @commentsooc
178K Followers 1 Following everything tiktok | don’t be shy DM submissions
Tig Notaro @TigNotaro
195K Followers 6K Following Official Twitter for Tig Notaro. **TWEETS NOT BY TIG** but by Tig's friends, friends of friends, & charities we love. Tour dates on https://t.co/S3AGRPJkuZ
TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod
156K Followers 6 Following Uncovering the Ep-Files with @Liz_Franczak Brace Belden & @yungchomsky Number One Podcast in Heaven. https://t.co/fs72he4cmB ace/aro
Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis
56K Followers 4K Following Love self, neighbor, God. Author: Fierce Love | Host: LovePeriod Podcast| Senior Minister @middlechurch | she/her/Dr. | Book me: [email protected]💋
Oliver Stone @TheOliverStone
244K Followers 466 Following Award-winning director, producer, screenwriter. JFK Revisited, Snowden, Savages, Untold History, Platoon, Wall Street, JFK. Chasing the Light available now.
Naomi Ekperigin @Blacktress
59K Followers 1K Following Comedian. WGA Writer. Carol on @mythic_quest. Co-host @NaomiandAndy podcast. @netflix THE STANDUPS S3, EP 2
Playmobil USA @PlaymobilUSA
12K Followers 607 Following Welcome to the official Twitter page of PLAYMOBIL® USA! Join us for fun and news from a world full of play and imagination!
Vintage Los Angeles @alisonmartino
140K Followers 4K Following On-Air contributor for SPECTRUM NEWS1/ Columnist for @lamag / Creator of “Vintage Los Angeles” / Emmy Nominated “So Cal Scene”. LA Native
Women Posting W's @womenpostingws
774K Followers 7 Following celebrating wins, sweet, funny, and girly things :) @jasminericegirl
Rana Abdelhamid را�.. @RanaForNY
16K Followers 927 Following former candidate for Congress. Queens born-and-raised. @wearemalikah @astoriahalalfridge founder. Organizer building safety and power (she/هي/ella)
Cats That Heal Your D.. @Catshealdeprsn
891K Followers 30 Following Best account to heal your anxiety or depression
place where animal sh.. @catshouldnt
1.6M Followers 135 Following Best cat page on 𝕏 . DM for credit/removal
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster
409K Followers 0 Following Located between 3rd and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center! Not part of Blockbuster Corporate. We're all on our own. Commentary.
Deb Haaland @DebHaalandNM
245K Followers 2K Following Personal account. For official updates, follow @SecDebHaaland. Proud 35th Generation New Mexican. Former #NM1 Rep. Proud UNM Lobo mom. Pueblo woman. She/her
Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow
1.1M Followers 5K Following Pulitzer-winning investigative journo @newyorker. Documentaries @hbo. Ex-diplomat. Bad lawyer. Disused PhD. Tips: [email protected].
I’m one of the most fortunate among displaced people in Gaza! Today I could finally get a bed after having to sleep on the floor for the past 6 months, and guess who had the honor of testing it out first?
Well girl, why did you put them there in the first place???
Nobody should have to go to jail for smoking weed. We must continue to change our nation’s approach to marijuana while reforming the justice system so it finally lives up to its name.
Remember when #columbiaUniversity didn't do anything to help Emma Sulkowicz when she was raped on campus?? So she carried the mattress she was assaulted on as a form of protest. She carried it for months. #columbia #mattressgirl #performanceart
We need him now more than ever
Big problem nowadays is that we don’t have fat jazzy guys. I miss when we’d see a really fat guy in a suit and sunglasses behind a piano. Saying something like “Bye Bye Jimbo”
Teacher: turn to page 23 Page 23:
Or any drug. Happy 4/20
Wally came to STRESS POSITIONS!!! Do you think you’ll smoke tree and come to our 4/20 screenings tonight at @IFCCenter ?! ifccenter.com/films/stress-p…
SHOUT OUT to WEED for being AMAZING for EVERYONE except ME because when I TRY IT my THOUGHTS become HORRIFYING.
Can’t pay teachers, can’t house the homeless, can’t provide healthcare, can’t invest in useful infrastructure of any kind, can’t can’t can’t but:
BREAKING: US House approves $60.8 billion in aid for Ukraine, $26.4 billion for Israel and $8 billion for Taiwan
Me after watching the entire season of a show in a day:
So did some random guy come to all of your middle schools to do yo-yo tricks for an hour in the auditorium for no reason or was that just mine
happy 420 i haven’t smoked weed in a year! i picked a date i knew i couldn’t forget
I know I’m not ready for kids by how much quiet time I need to survive. I need time to not speak, I need time to rot in bed, I need my naps, I need complete silence. I don’t think I could handle not having that option anymore
you smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate we declared ChaseDreams should be a bigger artist
Evergreen tweet
an album? sean kingston did all of this in “beautiful girls”
VOLKSWAGEN CHATTANOOGA HAS A UNION!!!!!!!! Solidarity forever!
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