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personal account – views are my own. here exclusively for the jokes. temple u + temple law alum. bit.ly/3jlexGh 📍DMV Joined June 2012-
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Reid @RVAReid
11 hours agoI’m glad I’m at the stage in life where no one around me no longer tries to pull off April Fool’s jokes.
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10 hours agoNo, God usually reveals their intentions immediately after I spend the money for the birthday lol twitter.com/meenamorena/st…
Alan Henney @alanhenney
12 hours agoGIRL SHOT --- 2000 blk D St NE DC. An approx. 13-year-old girl was shot in the stomach, but still conscious. Police trying to determine the circumstances. #HillEastDC @Anc6B10 @capitolcaucus @theHillisHome
h/t @RealTimeNews10 and @Killmoenetwork
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13 hours agoThe Bel Air episode where Hilary meets Jazz’ parents has tears streaming down my face
ZORAYA (only account) @ZorayaBlack_
2 days agoYou can’t have a Leo friend and not celebrate your birthday. They’ll literally force you to. They always make you feel worth celebrating. I really love them. 🥹
Invis🍒 @invis4yo
a day agoevery day is April fools when you’re attracted to men
Alan Henney @alanhenney
19 hours agoBROAD DAYLIGHT ARMED CAPITOL HILL CARJACKING --- BP station at 9th St and Pennsylvania Av SE DC. Two guys w/gun, maybe in their teens or early 20s, carjacked a white 2018 Audi A6 w/ sunroof and Md temp tags. #CapitolHillDC @Anc6B10 @capitolcaucus @theHillisHome @HelicoptersofDC
maybe: clare @clur19
2 days agomarriage isn’t supposed to be so hard that you talk about it in your instagram captions on your anniversary
Mona @RealMona_
2 days ago“thank god it’s the weekend”
me Saturday and Sunday:
kevikev @KevCoke6
24 hours agoI think some people really struggle with the idea that some women don’t want kids and or a spouse. There’s so much more to life than being someone’s mother and or wife. From what I see, Ashanti seems to be living a full life to me. She looks great and she does what she wants. twitter.com/ewalk1fun/stat…
Heifer Hotline @janetheeesq
2 days agothe parents spending $$$$ paying for private schools/college consultants/life coaches to give their kids a better chance than the poor kids are somehow the same ones crying that the admissions process is “unfair” & “rigged” when a school is more than 2% Black.. twitter.com/business/statu…
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a day agowine night @ my house ft. Your Twitter faves ❤️🔥 twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
HERmione @curlymaneee
2 days agoAll my friends wanna get old and have dietary restrictions. Imma just have to start going out to eat by myself.
