Plaintiff’s lawyer: “May I ask how tall you are?” Gwyneth Paltrow: “I’m just under 5'10.” Lawyer: “I am so jealous.” Paltrow: “I think I’m shrinking though.” Lawyer: “I have to wear 4-inch heels just to make it to 5'5.” Paltrow: “Well, they’re very nice.”
@therecount @TheAstuteGaloot Lawyer: Objection. Where's this going? Judge: Overruled. I'm curious too.
@therecount This is why women get a bad name--what male lawyer would do this? 🤮
@therecount This cements my reasoning for not watching 😁
@therecount Why is a ski accident in court? Does Paltrow not have personal liability insurance?
@therecount This is a court of law—not the shoe aisle at Kohl’s, plaintiff’s starstruck lawyer, VanOrman.
@therecount @imshanereaction Is there gonna be a Netflix film though?