Crappy Teacher @teachcrap
it fucking irks me Joined April 2021-
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Having a chem class the last period of the day is trash. I’m so tired by then and I’m not into dealing with their antics.
I’m a parent. I think more places need to be child free.
I’m a parent. I think more places need to be child free.
"Public school didn't teach me anything." Okay but it's pretty obvious you never bothered learning anything either.
Why are freshman obsessed with sitting in the back? Sophomores, juniors, seniors—move around but don’t gather like sardines in the back of the room. Freshman do. I had to go break them up a bit because they were too close together.
There are really places out there that make teachers cover tattoos, remove piercings, police make up, hair and nail polish?? What is this—the 1820s?
State testing week has got to be the worst week in the whole school year. Hours spent babysitting. No early release. No break in sight. Send help. Immediately.
It’s testing week. The Ss are building roller coasters because I couldn’t bring myself to make them do more than that after a two hour morning block of testing. My classroom looks like a party canon went off though 😆
Having other people’s kids over at your house can sometimes be convenient. If you do it right, they end up helping your kids with their chores. They cleaned the kitchen and the bathroom in record time! Of course, they all wanted Taco Bell after 🌮🔔
Everyone is out here saying “shop vintage” until they realize the frocks for ppl like me were hideous back then.
It’s supposed to rain again tomorrow. I don’t pay California taxes to be rained on this much 🤬
My prep is too early in the morning. I’m only on my second cup of coffee. 3rd is good, 4th is the sweet spot. My productivity is WAY down this trimester.
@heymrsbond Whenever anyone says, “just build better relationships”, I’ve started hearing, “I’m paid more than you, so I should have an answer, but I don’t, so I’m just going to say this instead because it’s hard to argue with.” “No one knows what to do” is the honest truth. 😔
Youngest: I can’t get the connections today. Eldest: I haven’t even looked today. Me: what is connections? They explain, I visit, get it the first try. Eldest: that’s not even fair…
Worked out in the yard all morning. Lunched and now it’s nap time 😴
Why does cleaning suck so much but the feeling of a clean house is incredible?
So, I’m on spring break. My week is full of all the things one doesn’t and cannot do during the school year. But there’s a break in the rain, so I need to go outside and make some vitamin D real quick.
We’re on spring break. Just in time for the weather to go to hell again.
Girl, I don’t need to hear about you talking to a guy who is the nemesis of a guy you ghosted 2 weeks ago but you didn’t know until his cousin slid into your DMs to put you on which made you feel bad so now you wanna go back to the guy you ghosted HS is too much some days 🤣
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It’s lab season. I’m doing at least two different labs/materials intensive projects most days from here until mid June. My room is a MESS. I’m exhausted. And there is still months to go. 😩😩😩 (But students routinely say the hands on stuff is their fav, so we march on.)
What’s the unmet need that causes students to litter?
Today I got an email from a former student who thanked me for not giving up on her, and "making" her learn the parts of the heart. Her unborn baby has some heart issues and she can follow along as the doctor explains things. That means a lot to me.🥹❤️
Because we don’t have time 😭😭😭
Why do we grade student assignments instead of making them revise and resubmit until they are satisfactory?
"Let parents parent their children! They should teach them morals and how to behave!" Okay but based on how y'all behave in social media, y'all clearly don't have the skills yourself that you claim to be teaching your kids. But okay.
The longer I teach, the more I crave this kind of model. But I cannot figure out a way to do it with the system we currently have.
Why do we grade student assignments instead of making them revise and resubmit until they are satisfactory?
@sage_stage Physics teacher here. 👋 Math skills have become so bad that it’s pulling teeth to get high schoolers through a basic physics class. That’s why they’ve “lost interest.” Such a shame because HS physics changed my entire world. Never knew math and science could be so cool.
Finishing The Deepest Well and y’all. Our kids are suffering from so much toxic stress and part of the solution is for their caregivers to be buffers but we (their parents, teachers, society in general) are also suffering from toxic stress so…that explains a lot. 🫠
Everybody wants to teach seniors until it’s the spring semester of senior year and they stop coming to school and doing work 😭😭😭
Whew it is truly fight for God’s strongest soldiers. I loved teaching seniors but don’t miss that part 😂
Everybody wants to teach seniors until it’s the spring semester of senior year and they stop coming to school and doing work 😭😭😭
@teachcrap Agreed. Kids don’t need to go everywhere.
Update: the hangover is strong in this one today But it's been a good morning otherwise with some fun surprises!
"Public school didn't teach me anything." Okay but it's pretty obvious you never bothered learning anything either.
Asking a science teacher why does it matter how kids do it as long as they do it. Tuh! Sure kid, just mix all that stuff together however you want to. Do the lab however you feel like it. Directions aren’t important.
My favorite part of this discourse is people are acting like “no kids” is the norm. The *only* places I can name in my city that don’t allow kids are bars and strip clubs. If y’all are trying to take your children to bars and strip clubs, you’re the problem 🙈
The dark ages
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@asheuriii I can see how someone with disordered eating or an unhealthy relationship with restriction might have difficulties with veganism because of the limitations and use the WFPB guidelines as excuse to restrict more.
Due to Admin fuckery this week's schedule: Mon: Normal, evens. Tues: Testing for 2 hrs in 2nd pd, odds. Wed: Testing for 2 hrs in 2nd pd, evens. Assembly schedule, kids out at 1pm, parent/teacher conferences, then 1 hr PD. Thurs: Repeat Fri: Repeat, minus PD I hate everything.
My dogs are not allowed on the beds & furniture. They literally roll in the dirt. They have their own designated beds & blankets.
what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
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