Taylor Swift@taylorswifit13
I am NOT the real Taylor. Retweet to fool your friends! I'm a big fan of hers... I'm just bored. Joined February 2010-
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And why was I not invited to roast Charlie Sheen tonight?
#TheMostCommonLies I ll never write a bad song about you.
#TheMostCommonLies Of course I'd never break up with you over the phone.
Watching football Sunday with @MileyCyrus. Don't tell her I said this but she's a huge slut.
If you want two movie tickets for $9, you can get it here, no strings attached. Theres only a few hours left. -Taylor livingsocial.com/deals/28498-tw…
Theyve already broken out the body paint and I cant decide who I want to win the Superbowl. Should I paint one boob green & the other black?
@taylorswifit13 u made a terrible mistake ashley green will kick ur ass but I wish u luck ur the best taylor
Crap, I just hooked up with Joe Jonas again. What have I done?
I'm going to follow my next 5 new followers! GOOO!
Pissed my pants and I was wearing a tight white cotton dress. Not pretty but I rocked it!
#prayforjustin I heard the sex change recovery process is a long and treacherous one.
At Jake's house, egging his windows and cars. Who wants to join in?
Green & Yellow: The color of my shit after those fried pickles. Yum.
I ate fried pickles for breakfast and now there are little green chunks in my shit.