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In 1920, Erik Satie presented to the world a revolutionary concept of ambient music during an interval at a Max Jacobs concert.
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Your daddy was banging Marla after raping your mom and then banged Melania whilst still married to Marla and then banged a porn star while your brother was being born so I don't think it's Judge Merchan who is heartless.
He didn’t just pay hush money. He arranged a payment through a shell company, which he later reimbursed with funds labeled as ‘legal fees.’ A Class E felony in New York. All to manipulate voters’ decisions in an election, something you supposedly care about now.
He didn’t just pay hush money. He arranged a payment through a shell company, which he later reimbursed with funds labeled as ‘legal fees.’ A Class E felony in New York. All to manipulate voters’ decisions in an election, something you supposedly care about now.
Reminder this Tax Day: Trump wants to give his wealthy friends a tax break. I’m making sure they start paying their fair share.
Reminder this Tax Day: Trump wants to give his wealthy friends a tax break. I’m making sure they start paying their fair share.
Can we please all agree that this experiment of giving a dumb TV host and shady real estate developer with no government knowledge, 6 bankruptcies, 42 sexual assault allegations, 7,384 lawsuits, and $5,563,000,000 in debt our nuclear secrets did not go well at all? #TrumpTrial
@SarahHuckabee We literally beat him at the ballot box.
Trump is mad that he can't attend the graduation of the son Melania was pregnant with when he cheated on her with a witness in his criminal trial.
No because they have jobs
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Keep going, I’m close @EmptyNettersPod #TexasHockey
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Blackthorne: Everything that happened on the Island, really happened. They were NOT dead all along. The flash-sideways world in season 6 does exist in a kind of purgatory but everything else happened as Christian Shepherd clearly explains - Mariko: the Anjin is upset about LOST
Blackthorne: The great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland. Riddled with fire and ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly! Mariko: The Anjin protests one does not simply walk into Mordor.
The hockey guy saying Utah can’t name their team the miners because we can’t have a predators vs miners game (regardless of spelling) and I don’t care how inappropriate it is, I’m laughing because it’s fucking funny
Shaq saying he saved money on gas by only filling the tank halfway
Share a wild sports quote that you can’t believe was actually said.
I hate everything about where the Cowboys are with their offensive line
Blackthorne: You tell him the prevalence of pitcher injuries is simply too high!! Yes, yes, velocity, sweepers, the pitch clock--I do not care which it is...It is a disgrace to the game and must be put to a stop at once!! Mariko: The Anjin is displeased about Strider's elbow.
Dear God, @corbydavidson's poor beach towel...
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