Dan Sinema @sinemad

Sorry, Pops, they don’t put nobodies on cereal boxes. Joined January 2009

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Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist

7 days ago

I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today.

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Dan Sinema @sinemad

2 weeks ago

@davidclowery Thought that counts

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Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke

2 weeks ago

Imagine accidentally hitting this car in a parking lot, having a moment where you go, “well at least it was a cheap Hyundai,” getting out of your car and realizing it’s a $800,000 Ferrari

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teej dv 🔭 @teej_dv

3 weeks ago

@KevinNaughtonJr ok so now explain serverless

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7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000

3 weeks ago

We are very close to reaching the most American sentence ever made

Joey Chestnut, the reigning champion and 17-time winner of Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest, will compete in the July 4 spectacle while on probation after he pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor battery charge. spr.ly/6015B88fcv

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Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry

3 weeks ago

This is wild. I guess I have to stop referring to myself as “the worst graduate student of all time” bc even I read every single source I cite

Lenka Zdeborova @zdeborova

3 weeks ago

@eiszett Have you read all the sources you ever cited? During my PhD we, along with dozens of other papers, cited a paper that I later found did not contain the result for which it was commonly cited. I should be banned I guess.

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Naval @naval

3 weeks ago

The latest IQ test involves data centers and water.

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Garlic Fry Ry @GarlicFryRy

3 weeks ago

SFGiants @SFGiants

3 weeks ago

FINAL: Diamondbacks 12, #SFGiants 2

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Make It Make Sense @themimsshow

3 weeks ago

Data centers are not stealing your water

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David Burge @iowahawkblog

3 weeks ago

Dave's List of the Top 20 Worst Punk Rock Bands of All Time 20. Steely Dan 19. The Osmonds 18. The Glenn Miller Orchestra 17. Peter Paul & Mary 16. Yes 15. Flatt & Scruggs 14. Nat King Cole Trio 13. Mormon Tabernacle Choir 12. NSYNC 11. Diana Ross & the Supremes 10. Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys 9T. The Partridge Family 9T. The Monkees 7. Ray Conniff Singers 6. The Harmonicats 5. Mel Torme & the Mel-Tones 4. Sinatra & the Rat Pack 3. Lawrence Welk Orchestra 2. The Carpenters 1. Green Day

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bea @SlLENTPRINCESS

4 weeks ago

任天堂株式会社 @Nintendo

4 weeks ago

This is Miyamoto. I would like to let you know that the worldwide theatrical release date for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda has been moved up to April 30, 2027, from May 7. The team is working hard to deliver the film to everyone as soon as possible. There’s less

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Pat Sobkowski @PJSobkowski

a month ago

The Canvas hackers probably gave up when they were flooded by “I have an 89.3% is there any way I can get to a 90%?” messages.

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GFed @GfedGoCrazy

a month ago

Every sports league: “How do we grow our audience like the Savannah Bananas” Bananas: “Well the first thing we do is put the fan and their experience above anything” Sports league: “……………” Bananas: “………….” League: “So what do we do besides that”

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rich @rich_roberts

a month ago

Rob Manfred’s legacy, right here. Four games, four platforms, four different booths calling games, a goddamn treasure map to figure out where to go and how to watch. Great work everyone.

San Diego Padres @Padres

a month ago

Here's how to watch this weekend's four-game series:

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kache @yacineMTB

a month ago

Anthropic employees are what happens when you stop bullying nerds

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David Burge @iowahawkblog

a month ago

Of all the Hot Dog Guying ever Hot Dog Guyed, this is the Hot Dog Guyest

Nithya Raman @nithyavraman

a month ago

It’s not okay for anyone to be sleeping on the sidewalk in the world’s richest country. We can fix this. My promise: When I’m mayor, we’ll cut tents and encampments in half by the Olympics and bring everyone in tents and encampments indoors by the end of my first term.

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Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch

a month ago

I’ll never understand cruises. Best case, you are a hostage in a mid-tier resort and get to pop off at a Señor Frog’s. Worst case, millions are asking for your ship to be bombed to smithereens to prevent you from returning.

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Carson Bowen @CarsBow910

a month ago

Ted Turner spent 20 years making sure a kid in Montana could watch the Braves. MLB spent 20 years making sure a kid in Atlanta couldn’t

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Zikada ジカダ @ZikadaPrime

a month ago

If Valve doesn't restock soon, the scalpers will know they have a profitable operation. Don't buy scalped Steam Controllers. Make scalpers lose.

IGN @IGN

a month ago

Valve says the Steam Controller sold out "faster than we anticipated" as scalpers cash in. bit.ly/4w7aykh

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Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs

2 months ago

An MLB player tosses a ball to a kid wearing his jersey. The kid makes the catch… then hands it to his little sister and gives her a hug. How can you not love baseball