🌊🌊🌊🌊chuckufarlie 🌊🌊🌊🌊 @satans_valet
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Dear @UPS do your driver's know what a door bell is? Because I was waiting for a package then I got a notification that they tried to deliver my package but my door bell never went off!
HAVE YOU GOT $200K FOR MY BAIL
But who’s counting
This is what Donald Trump's second term Cabinet would look like. If that doesn't convince you to get out and vote, nothing will.
According to the Fourteenth Amendment, Donald Trump is ineligible to hold government office because he engaged in insurrection. Republicans: "We're not going to read an entire other Amendment. Trump 2024!"
SUPER FUN FACT: No matter what happens, one of these moronic shitbags will have to live with the knowledge that they were defeated by an idiotic crapsack.
Not much eye contact in this conversation.
They would bring fascism. That is not alarmist. It's what their own words promise. If we don't take them seriously, that's on us.
They would bring fascism. That is not alarmist. It's what their own words promise. If we don't take them seriously, that's on us.
This is Trump playing golf today at Bedminster. Trump is the guy who keeps mocking Chris Christie for being overweight. Now, take a good look at Trump.
Republicans know they can no longer win playing by the rules. So they cheat. They’re trying to take our voices away & strip us of our power. To dismantle democracy itself. But we’re not going to let them. It’s “We the people”. And WE aren’t gonna let them get away with this shit.
Clarence Thomas’s folksy “I’m a man of the people” RV that he said he scrimped and saved for— turns out it was a quarter million dollar RV that was paid for by a friend in the healthcare industry. And he never disclosed it of course. I hope the whole Thomas family goes down.
The Trump indictment is like the Bible: Republicans haven't read it, but still pretend to know what it means.
Fox News went from Republican propaganda to Trump propaganda to Russian propaganda so gradually its viewers think anti-American is pro-American.
Republicans: "We want four more years of the guy who showed Kid Rock top secret maps of North Korea and asked for advice."
Ron DeSantis’ administration has approved “Prager University” videos to teach kids about slavery. Prager U is a fake, unaccredited far-right organization. One of their “kids videos” has Christopher Columbus telling them that slavery was “no big deal.” wesh.com/article/prager…
The free speech party is the don't say gay party is the lock her up party is the don't lock him up party is the you can't make me get vaccinated party is the you can't have an abortion party is the law and order party is the support a criminal party.
Republicans: "Lock her up!" Also Republicans: "No matter what Donald Trump did, if you lock him up, there will be civil war."
IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I'M COMING AFTER YOU!
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This dude called everyone asking if there was any way he could acquiesce to trump including DAN QUAYLE. He practically BEGGED someone to tell him he could. "Over and over, Pence asked if there was anything he could do.” "You don't know the position I'm in.”
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Poor Lulu is not a fan of fireworks though… #toughweekendfordogs
If you can't handle someone else's gender identity, maybe you need to work on your own insecurities.
What's your first thought when you see this bathroom?
I plan on fully holding everyone accountable who just voted to remove my books from schools in Houston — DESPITE PARENTS SAYING THE BOOK SPOKE TO THEIR CHILDREN’S EXPERIENCES. Hell will be paid.
@SpeakerMcCarthy You sold your soul to the devil. What’s your dad say about that?
Smash the ❤️ if you agree with President Biden that it's time to ban assault weapons in America.
Don't know why you're all complaining about Elon's plan to just switch off parts of Twitter, seems like the website's still working perfectly f
My mother taught me only to say good of the dead. Donald Trump is dead. Good. #TrumpIsDead
Official funeral photo #TrumpIsDead
tony hawk you have 24 hours to respond
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
I’m going to be a pronoun for Halloween, and scare the shit out of Republicans.
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I hope you have a wonderful day 🌎❤️
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