riboflavin @riboflavinLLC
if a gorilla had social anxiety Joined July 2011-
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you think your friends on twitter are normal and then they share their ideas for the new NHL team and it makes you wonder if they grew up in the sewer.
Big 12 fans love kids in backpacks interrupting their dinners. KIDDING @riboflavinLLC
Big 12 fans love kids in backpacks interrupting their dinners. KIDDING @riboflavinLLC
Imagine having a p5 advantage for 12 yrs and still have the nerve to tweet at Ryan Smith how unfair it is for him to throw support at BYU, some Utah fans are wild.
(Responding to a friend who just said something insanely stupid) thats fair
@nypost It's close, but I think my favorite part of this article is where it says, "The Latter-day Saints church website even offers beauty tutorials" and to support the claim links to a 23-year-old fictional short story published in a church magazine about the importance of inner beauty
@riboflavinLLC My sources tell me it’s your nephew
the transfer portal is so fun until it's the literal worst thing that ever happened.
you can watch someone take one jump shot and can tell instantly if they know hoops.
double stuff oreos have too much frosting. the originals are perfect.
there's a guy that lives in utah who goes by "stain" because when he was a kid he had poopstains in his undies. now everyone calls him stain. im telling you i heard this man's mom call him stain. anyone else know him?
The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
hey teachers, please stop asking the class to get into small groups to discuss a thing and then report back. that shit sucks and everyone hates it but you.
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you know that thing at the end of a movie where two people realize they’re in love & when they see each other everything turns to slow motion & ain’t no mountain high enough starts playing? that happened to me yesterday when i saw an unopened snickers bar on the bus bench
What’s the most unhinged reply you’ve gotten on here because once I retweeted someone who said garbage dumps should have viewing windows for kids to watch and someone said that was dangerous because the kids might see discarded body parts serial killers threw away in the trash
Listening to Kevin Young’s press conference last night, we didn’t sense the Dave Rose jacket-tossing or Mark Pope ref-mocking energy but after reading this Athletic article it’s clear this guys has some serious fire. I’m excited to see this guy in action.
Big 12 fans love kids in backpacks interrupting their dinners. KIDDING @riboflavinLLC
Imagine having a p5 advantage for 12 yrs and still have the nerve to tweet at Ryan Smith how unfair it is for him to throw support at BYU, some Utah fans are wild.
3/ At the Sermon on the Mount Jesus was not approached by his "disciples". He was approached by "learners."
There's nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt
Universities are funny. Hey what if we took a medieval institution for training priests and aristocrats and combined it w a hedge fund, sports franchise and resort for teenagers Oh and it'll be the backbone for fundamental research for our entire civilization
There’s always a white guy at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going and I respect that
Never again 💔
5’8 dudes will say “I’ll get to the bottom of this” as if they’re not already there
born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”
(Responding to a friend who just said something insanely stupid) thats fair
So I had this idea for hamburgers in the shape of hotdogs. I didn’t think it all the way through, clearly.
Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.
it is horrible when your birthday is over like now i’m just a civilian
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