Reyas Wilfred (unemployed) @reyas_at_work
The whole company I worked for went out of business and now I'm struggling to get another job. NJ Joined July 2022-
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just finished reading Solutions and Other Problems by Allie Brosh (of hyperbole and a half fame). Getting through the book is a breeze at times and a hard challenge at others. So hilarious I wheezed at the office. So emotionally intense that I struggled to keep it together.
saw this and thought of @Very__Regular i don't know why but i did
why are people on #grindr the dumbest fucking sacks of rocks alive (plus with no followthrough)
by god i know what my next twitch stream is gonna be
i'm having a hard time coming to grips with what i've seen
i'm having a hard time coming to grips with what i've seen
my hottest take is that you are allowed to enjoy media from bad people or that endorses bad opinions as long as you don't absorb those opinions or give financial support to the creators i.e. old jontron stuff IS funny, modern south park is (mostly) still enjoyable, etc.
Y'all will never know the ego stroking pleasure of hearing an @Arbys employee mentioning a detail of your order and the manager replying with a very concerned "he what???"
a coworker found my grindr profile, said he wished he could unsee it. i found his, he got a trophy for best ass somehow.
drive-thru lady at @McDonalds looked very concerned when i asked for those little creamer cups my only beverage was orange hi-c
The Onion, ladies and gentlemen.
twitter becomes a much better site if you block every stupid fucking take you read
i wanna watch dan olson and dan white fight yes this is only because they're both named dan and i'm very bored.
I wish killing myself wasn’t so permanent. It’s so funny and I wish I could do it multiple times in different situations
in an effort to annoy my coworker, it has been determined that for the rest of the day her name is Crunchmaster
i don't really understand if there's a meaningful difference between Opera and Opera GX but i feel like if i ask, @operagxofficial will tell me to eat a gallon of sand
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I like that Wikipedia illustrates the concept of existence with this guy watching a movie of himself making eggs
Are you ready to kick out the hard jams from the Toyota audio system demonstration cassette tape for a 1986 celica? Are you ready? Motherfucker?!???!?!! Get your dick out of my hand and put it in my mouth! youtu.be/evwvhXKeZT8?si…
one thing i love is when americans go to visit their home towns and post like “can’t wait to go to sloppy mike’s chicken hole, you can’t get sloppy mike’s chicken hole on the coasts”
I can feel my bones corroding but I’m balling nonetheless
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every silicon valley executive involved in the chatGPT drama would be running a weed-themed sandwich shop next to a public university quad if they hadn't been born into upper middle class families
no one understands the burden of having to re-follow all of your old mutuals time and time again i’m just like the transgender jesus christ
i hate doing psychedelics with other ppl because bro over here bugging, talking ab “is this really all there is”. can you please shut up, i’m trying to hands-free cum
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@zackpradel Does wishing for a longer run of the second gen Saab 9-5 count?
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