Cirque Du Chelsea ⭐⭐🌎 @paracfc

I gloat and rant about @ChelseaFC. Joined March 2011

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Chess.com @chesscom

5 days ago

me 4 moves into every game

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CFChris. @EmenaIo

a week ago

How could you sack someone who had the players moving like this

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MAH @matissearmani

a week ago

Madueke was fighting Palmer for penalty against Everton at 4-0 but didn’t step up before Gabriel in a Champions League Final HMMMMMMMMM.

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ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer

a week ago

Guess which club in London you can find this at?

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Goals Side @goalsside

a week ago

🚨🚨| Arsenal completed just (69) passes in the first half—the lowest total recorded (since 2003/04) by any team in a UEFA Champions League final. {@Squawka}

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HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

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Kieran Doyle @Statford_Bridge

2 weeks ago

They said it would take 4 windows to build a 100 point team but meant that they’ll get 100 points across the 4 windows

#8 @_JoeAlexanderr

2 weeks ago

So the ‘100 point’ team Chelsea fans were told the directors are building are on track to finish in the bottom half for 2 out of 4 years of ownership…. Cool cool.

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#8 @_JoeAlexanderr

2 weeks ago

So the ‘100 point’ team Chelsea fans were told the directors are building are on track to finish in the bottom half for 2 out of 4 years of ownership…. Cool cool.

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Cirque Du Chelsea ⭐⭐🌎 @paracfc

3 weeks ago

@GoldbergCFC You concede that the main problem at the club is ownership and sporting directors, not the manager, yet you’re on the copium that we’re gonna win the league after hiring a young manager in Alonso? The pig put on lipstick, but it’s still a pig. Naive.

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Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC

3 weeks ago

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!