𝙿𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚞 @padreshaiku
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𝙿𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚞 retweeted
New @WindhorstESPN reaction pack just dropped
✍️[H][A][I][K][U]🍑[I][N]🫦[B][I][O]💋
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Let me know when he does this against a real team not the AAAA dodgers.
Let me know when he does this against a real team not the AAAA dodgers.
𝙿𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚞 retweeted
4/14/24 Haiku Padres 6 Dodgers 3 Manny swings, fan swaps Dodgers walk 14 batters Rainy Sunday loss #homeruns #mannymachado #maxmuncy #dodgerstadium
Padres had to beat / dodgers AND espn / to take series /// @Dodgershaiku1
More hits here than the bottom half of the dodgers lineup.
More hits here than the bottom half of the dodgers lineup.
I haven’t thought about him since he slapped Chris Rock so 🤷🏻♂️. (This isn’t true, I watched and liked Emancipation(2022))
I haven’t thought about him since he slapped Chris Rock so 🤷🏻♂️. (This isn’t true, I watched and liked Emancipation(2022))
Objection! Relevance!
dodgers should just cancel the game, disband their franchise, tear down that stadium, and give the land back to the people that lived there before. Simple as that
“I had the over tonight so technically I still won” -Ohtani, probably
Go within 2,000 feet of a school.
I dunno kinda a lot
I dunno kinda a lot https://t.co/vsMpZXBj7O
𝙿𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚞 retweeted
Yamamoto joining Ippei in prison for stealing 325 million from the Dodgers
Shohei's judgment fails, Dodgers' choice, interpreter, Equally misled.
𝙿𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚞 retweeted
O.J. Simpson tragically died without completing his quest to find Nicole's real killer. I will continue that quest for him. All done. O.J. did it.
Everyone is making OJ in hell jokes but I can’t imagine hell being any worse than going to USC. Dude is prepared.
Miz when someone talks shit on Greupner
Miz when someone talks shit on Greupner
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@PunkRockPaint @MASLarena hold up, the days of my youth trained me for this moment.
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Haiku - 4/17 - Cards 3, As 2 Lance Lynn’s legit. 4 runs on 3 hits. Whitey smiles down on small ball win. #haiku #forthelou #whiteyherzog
pregnant with anticipation for tomorrow’s 10am series finale, theycall me Preggy Rosario🫃😎 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱.
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
That’s baseball 🤪🙏
The Rockies brought in their best pitcher as a pinch runner who then immediately upon attempting to run fell down and broke his arm.
Something from last nights Padres Brewers game that I don’t think has been brought up too much. In the bottom 2nd the decoy that Xander pulled on Perkins when he left to steal 2nd base but Ortiz hit the ball in the spot vacated by Bogaerts to cover the bag.
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Will smith on his front lawn watching the cops shut down the asada that he reported at 10:01 PM
I’ve seen this from far too many angles today and it hasn’t been funny a single time
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