David @p4ndr_
The real mental breakdown is the friends we made along the way. Brisbane, Queensland Joined May 2023-
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shitlips is as knowledgeable about UI/UX as he is about aerospace engineering and control system engineering.
shitlips is as knowledgeable about UI/UX as he is about aerospace engineering and control system engineering.
not 100% convinced these aren't photos from the set of True Detective season 1.
not 100% convinced these aren't photos from the set of True Detective season 1.
Imagine being so aggressively fuckwitted that you hear this, and think "yep. Makes perfect sense."
Back on the benzos to try and get some sleep at least a couple nights a week.
We fucked
Doing online training for a super advanced, whole lifecycle, engineering software platform. Instructor has a SUUUUPER thick French accent. Like, "right" is pronounced like an English "write", but the start is combined with hocking a lougie. It's slow going.
the cookers are now foaming about "electoral fraud". Some of the absolute shit they're talking is word for word MAGA bullshit. Some of it borders on QAnon.
Men having a normal one again. It's not how she was dressed, it was *checks notes* because she was woke.
Q: what would an unstable and dim-witted human with delusions of competence do if they had access to unlimited wealth? A: buy a social media site for more than it's worth, then run it further into the ground as they use it to demonstrate how unstable and dim-witted they are.
Just found out the cat has cancer now too. Fuck me, I don't even know what to say anymore. This has been the worst 18 months of my life, and it's not even close.
Man, I bet the respective boards of Tesla, Twitter, and SpaceX are thrilled to be led by such a stable genius who definetly doesn't go off half-cocked.
Man, I bet the respective boards of Tesla, Twitter, and SpaceX are thrilled to be led by such a stable genius who definetly doesn't go off half-cocked.
Just had to order a new bed base for mum because she's having trouble getting out of the one I bought in January.
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My brothers, sisters and they/thems in Christ, I am very proud to announce that this $300 *a week* rental does, in fact, have a split system. Being serious for a sec here, at what point do our Governments start being embarrassed about this? It’s pretty clear your legislation…
You can smell the mould just looking at the pictures.
My brothers, sisters and they/thems in Christ, I am very proud to announce that this $300 *a week* rental does, in fact, have a split system. Being serious for a sec here, at what point do our Governments start being embarrassed about this? It’s pretty clear your legislation…
I’m sure that Taylor Swift will be absolutely devastated that a random man on Twitter hates her.🫠😑
Taylor Swift ain’t (and never was) “country”. Taylor Swift is a terrible role model for young girls. Taylor Swift is an ingrate who trashes the country that allowed someone like her who has mediocre talent to become successful and wealthy. It’s time to Bud Light her dumb ass.
@p4ndr_ I feel like this number has a meaning that a certain kind of person uses it for.
In my humble opinion the ideal number of times a year to be informed that the prime minister is soft on Nazis is zero
She has an 88 in her Twitter handle. 88. What does that number mean again?
Apparently I am being outed as Australia's No.1 Conspiracy Theorist on ABC News tonight.
@MattBinder I can’t imagine what he would be trying to hide
BREAKING: Elon Musk slams dick in car door in what fans describe as a "masterful gambit, sir" rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…
even less meaningful than a certificate of attendance
Sarina Russo has been given an honorary doctorate, by the university she co-runs. Nevertheless...that's Dr Russo to you now
Hello, please watch me on @theprojecttv tonight. Channel 10, 7pm talking about the 186 weeks I have spent on the Dept Housing waitlist. Please share so everyone can see what my life is like. Thanks 🏡
Feeling proud (to be doing the bare minimum) supporting the right side of history. It won’t fix everything but without it we’re no better off! No voice, no choice. Vote Yes! #yes23
My favourite thing about this is it’s the same university the 6000-person study showing “mutual” obligations make it harder to get a job came from.
Sarina Russo has been given an honorary doctorate, by the university she co-runs. Nevertheless...that's Dr Russo to you now
@p4ndr_ I was today years old when I learned of this particular conspiracy theory, which has been spread by a former Neighbours actor, who now calls herself The White Rabbit. I guess she needed a new conspiracy theory to move onto, now we are pretending that COVID is over.
In case you're wondering how Donald's gag order is going:
Donald left. What a fucking coward.
Surprising. Astounding. Staggering. Unnerving. Bewildering. Flabbergasting. Disquieting. Gobsmacking. Shocking. Mind boggling.
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