Rowan 🌙@moonchunkkLow-key deaf. High-key kind. — Haunted house bisexual, Cadaver Kitten™️, and definitive “Crush Girl.” Also, bipolar, banned from Tinder—and a crybaby. Buffalo, NY Joined February 2016
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I said, “Sexy.” in response to my boyfriend burping, and as retort, he threw his hands up and said “Hey, you said you would marry me, so now I’m just gonna let ‘em rip. I’ve been holding them back.” 😂 I love him. Dummy.
Chris Shaughnessy @ChristopherShag17 hours ago
@hankgreen Idk I like the idea of sobbing to assert dominance
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana6 days ago
Dr. Jen Wolkin | Neurodivergent Brain Health @drjenwolkin6 days ago
Most people don’t fake being sick. They fake being well. (And if they are faking sick, they need our care, not shame)
**The surge in my romantic happiness & the decline in the quantity of my friendships is mostly unrelated. I am very happy w/ the mates I have left; I was simply taking out trash I’d left sitting around for far too long—partially thanks to the security & encouragement of my guy.
The past two weeks have contained a lot of euphoria surrounding my romantic relationship, but also a lot of disappointment surrounding a lot of my now former friends.** In this, I have found the fortitude to firmly stand up for myself for the first time in my whole life.
Candace D. @DiaryofaSickGrla week ago
What doesn’t kill you might be a chronic illness.
@blackforager Your comeback is so exciting, and I am very proud of you!!
There’s something about ranch dressing that makes me feral. So much so that a friend literally just made me a shirt that says “Uhh…can I get a side of ranch, please?” lmao
@Emm_Initiative Absolute N, my guy. This is fantastic. 😂
I am enraged. 🙂
Don’t you love when you love the unexpected?
@NatlParkService Excellent news.
TheHuntswoman.com 👑 @the_huntswoman2 weeks ago
Do it FAT. Whatever dream, goal or passion you’ve PAUSED until you “lose a little weight” — Just do it FAT.
@Ranting_Trans Congratulations! It’ll be walking soon!
@hannaweeny Precious on both accounts, friend! 🥰
@BabblingBrookeA And I love that for you.
@raminenoodles Pink pigtails, and I wish you luck, friend, lol.
Ya’ll, my “I don’t ever want to ever get married” boyfriend has moved into “Maybe I’m domesticating too” territory. Am I accidentally converting him? 😂 ‘Cause I do love that for me.
@beckyloohoolee @CaptainCommie77 Definitely the sexy one.
@CaptainCommie77 I usually say “I’m a spooky baby,” which is true, but I’m ALSO a slut, so, yanno, combine them bad boys.
@CaptainCommie77 Listen, I’m a spooky slut. 10/10, would wear—everywhere it wasn’t MAJORLY frowned upon. Like, probably not to work—due to the nature of my work—or to an elementary school. But elsewhere, I mean, sure.
@vodkaparks @awsten I also think that’s a really good picture of him!
@awsten I cannot believe that Awsten Knight coulda been up in my DMs and I just didn’t see it in time. 😭 Rip
@apopetosis You’re going to be great!!! I just know it!!