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Ok this is funny
oh my god he think he me
As our panelists discuss noncompetes, this just happens to come across our timeline
"Please, for the love of all that is holy, consider me clever and interesting." bit.ly/3FSBY5w
It's a pleasure to welcome Ohio State fans to College Park today. First time in the D.C. area for some of them since they took a self-guided tour of Capitol Hill nearly two years ago
Him next @god
Report: Queen Elizabeth Shot Herself In Bunker As Enemy Forces Closed In bit.ly/3QFn4Sc
'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3LL7T7p
Alito clerk (who leaked to keep Kavanaugh on board) and Sotomayor clerk (who leaked to warn people) meet up at Kirkland next year
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some free dating advice ❤️ 60/40 rule is what I call it
Love 2 remember things
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Who could have seen this coming except everyone?
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Clyde Edwards-Helaire is gonna be THE guy when people post "name a random running back" viral threads in 15 years
Watching this game
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Just wanted to share some fan art
You will never believe what this is reference to when you click the tweet
struttin to the mound like a 38 year old closer who hasn’t blown a save since the bush administration
I’m watching a GeoGuessr tournament right now, and in the most touch grass moments ever, one of the players (Rainbolt) has injured himself and can’t continue
NIL collective (the Federalist Society) STEPPED UP
Liberty star quarterback Kaidon Salter has withdrawn from the transfer portal, @mzenitz and I have learned for @247Sports. Salter led the Flames to a Conference USA title this season and was one of the top overall QBs in the country. 247sports.com/Article/libert…
The place is just ideal. Also wow what a joy to get to be here. A memorable place. I do not take it for granted.
The new Harrier Jet case
I just bought a 2024 Chevy Tahoe for $1.
I’m looking to drink beer smoke cigarettes and say cuss words tonight
(i will save you the google) No Bama did not cover on that touchdown at the buzzer. Would have been legendary
Just ordered fried plantains for William Noyes…can’t wait for his young mind to explode