Mary Oneill @maryoneill1023
New Jersey, USA Joined December 2019-
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If you think THIS goes hard… You are beyond repair
Music critics LOVE Elvis Costello cause they LOOK like Elvis Costello
1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his Cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner Housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]
Drinking has taught me a lot…. For instance, if you’re gonna go Christmas caroling ….. you should probably go with a group. And uh…. you should probably go in December
JUST PULLED A TICK OFF MY TIT WHILE I WAS DRIVING HOPING IT WAS JUST ANOTHER SKIN CANCER TAG BUT NO
Just wrote my first Yelp review. 5 stars , extremely heart felt, to a small businesses in this ashtray of a town in PA. It is very important that this place gets my review, and they will not post it , no explanation. But ironically, you can’t “YELP” AT @Yelp . The fuck do I do?!
Kid rock makes music for dudes who are only allowed to see their kids on weekends but don’t
It’s been 17 long years and we’re no closer to figuring out who not only wrinkled the Randy Travis poster, not only who pissed in the seat, but worst of all: who hid the keys.
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Glenn Danzig, a short muscular man who sings about ghouls and skeletons in an Elvis accent is objectively one of the funniest people our culture has produced
In 2007 you could tell people how to cook crack in the microwave on twitter. Now I can’t even call a bitch fat
Never met a 34 year old Cody. Working on a theory that they all get executed after 7th grade
If baseball really wanted to get exciting , they’d let a celebrity throw the LAST pitch. Bases loaded, here’s Danny DeVito
Bigfoot is real and I helped him commit tax fraud
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it’s totally hilarious seeing the guy who confidently wrote this shit starting beef with bands who talk about skinning people alive…
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