martyr_81@martyr_81
Explorer | Cat in a hat Köln, Deutschland Joined February 2019-
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For #ValentinesDay, here’s an old poem; as old as they get, in fact. It’s considered to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus.
Apparently there is going to be snow today. News outlets: we are expecting avalanches rolling down high street, glaciers forming by the riverbanks and woolly mammoths wandering about in suburbia.
Funny how the first two weeks of January feel like an entire month.
With Christmas over, there's bound to be Easter eggs in shops now.
Note to self: send out Christmas cards earlier than 16 December.
Let’s be honest, who can believe it’s December already?
Bloody hell, the Kissinger wiki page is on fire right now.
At an Irish pub right now. Oíche Shamhna shona daoibh go léir! 🎃
Halloween 2023 costume predictions: a shitton of Barbies and Kens, lots of Wednesday Addamseseses.
Everyone’s going on about how pineapple should not be a pizza topping but nobody talks about that recent trend of putting pears on. Disgusting imo.
I don’t know a lot about Switzerland, their flag is a huge plus though.
One week into my new job at the bicycle factory and they already made me the spokesperson.
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Ok één voorwaarde: ik wil een leuke Efteling foto terugzien 😉
@martyr_81 That's the charm of Nightbussin, it's a chill ramble journey!! It takes the edge off our usually madness
@desertconfetti @martyr_81 well im getting some more tonight! but this time i will be ready
@martyr_81 Yes that's Linton and Riyad. Barry is still somewhat stuck in the patch dimension.
@martyr_81 I got it from a posh booze place in a moment of pure indulgence