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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

Coincidence is an understudied phenomenon. Joined January 2022
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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

16 hours ago

The only thing in between you and me is this screen. I see you chat bot.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

a month ago

If you drop the toothpaste cap on the floor without washing it, you’re a heathen and you need a session of confession. Your revelations desire disclosure in this world of unveiling exposure.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

2 months ago

My sons have been watching the ninja turtles lately and I’m totally here for it. That cartoon is tubular and there’s a lot of action that the boys need in their lives since they’re so used to watching spongebob. I’m all about lounging out to the rendering of those turtles.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

2 months ago

When the neighbor’s lemon tree is leaning well passed the property line it makes me want to pick those lemons but it doesn’t seem right to be picking someone else’s lemons and I’m not going to engage in the unauthorized activity.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

2 months ago

I found a skinny stick so that I could pick up other people’s trash they had left in the ducks’ pond and I accidentally flicked some water all over my face. I used hand sanitizer on my distinguishing characteristics to get rid of the germs before I started gagging from the smell…

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

2 months ago

I’m at this weird point in my life that has been making me feel like I’m stuck backwoods and the community around me doesn’t want anything to do with it. All I know is that god almighty made this phenomenon a part of my principle being and I’m going to endure the monkey business.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

2 months ago

I just got my first lick of sunrise with coffee at hand. I'm going to have a wired sunday. I'm not looking to get caught up in confabulation folks I'm only looking to work my day gig in this caffeinated state of mind.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

2 months ago

I have a headband that I used to wear every single day to work and I recently started wearing it again. It covers up half of my forehead and goes right round my cranium vault for security.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

2 months ago

We don't need to know when prince harry visits king charles. Give them their privacy guys this is ridiculous. While they have the time for each other they don't need the media right in front of their distinctive features for deets.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

2 months ago

I just got done staining wood for my mom because she's making new cabinet doors for her kitchen. I thought I was doing good until I noticed the splatter marks on my thighs and figured that it's because I am a messy monster.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

3 months ago

The cheapest superbowl ticket is $17,000 but it would be cheaper to just go to a taylor swift concert. Shiny toy with a price you know that I would try and buy it.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

3 months ago

I'm ready to start buckling down with food fights. We must be taking advantage of all the fun we could be having with food. The biggest downside is that food would be all over the walls but we could be satisfied by a good time.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

3 months ago

I was going to take a nap after dropping off my sons but I already started drinking coffee. I'm on my second cup so I won't be getting any slumber snooze before work today.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

3 months ago

I dropped my chapstick from its beholder and I don't even have the money to get another one. Just a friendly reminder to open your stick with care or else it could fly out of its framework and ruin your waking hours of daylight.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

3 months ago

I lifted my chin up toward the ceiling to put in eye drops and I kept missing my peepers. The target isn't very far away and the long lost drops are dripping down my face unaccounted for. Sometimes this happens when my mind is wavering wayward.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

3 months ago

My sons asked me what I think it would be like to be a cat with four legs and a tail. I said if you're on the bed you'd have a way to steer and maneuver yourself into a nice snuggly spot which is crucial for cat leisure. If I could switch sides I'd be taking up the bed corner…

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

3 months ago

My sons are both noodle freaks and they said that everyone can just eat noodles instead of eating meat. I think this is an interesting idea but I told them we at least need poultry up in here because our feathered friends are nutritious and delicious.

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Lea Devaney @lea_andboys

3 months ago

I used eyeshadow this morning to practice my pretty routine. I'm organizing a single person social convention for the activity so back off if my makeup isn't up to par because I'm still learning the ropes.

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