Jodee Champion @jodeecalm
Likes narwhals. Because they're whales but they are also unicorns. Joined June 2009-
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I have been seeing a certain archetypal commenter in the spotlight recently; all women my age, progressive, and employed at mainstream institutions. I don't know them. Yet in every case, I can intuit their origin story. It goes something like this: > be an older millennial female, no strong passion, but strive hard in school > reach High School > steer clear of the kids who like talking about “far out” philosophical issues > also steer clear of student government and debate club, which seems too contentious and vaguely threatening > focus on getting perfect marks, complying with college reqs. Get into top uni based on those marks > get introduced to politics in freshmen social justice class, instantly floored > the appeal of college politics is just how cut-and-dried it is. Unlike other fields, it has a clear “good” and “bad” side, no ambiguity. The “good” side always wins in classroom discussions, you feel like a hero for validating consensus with "The Conversation" > politics becomes your religion, “this is my passion!” > graduate with top marks and recs. Your degree is essentially in “Current Thing-ism”. Have no broad understanding of history or philosophy. > Your concept of human events is just people being oppressed for 4000 years until feminism and progress happened in the 20th c. > despite the Global Financial Crisis, immediately get hired by a government/media org because they want someone who “understands the role of female politics in our new digital era!” > most of your colleagues share your perspective, the ones who don't are older guys on their way to retirement, not looking for the confrontation that disagreeing with you would certainly involve. > great awokening happens, double down on Current-Thingism politics > organe-man-bad and COVID happens, triple down on politics. > you are 15 years deep in your career, you have never once genuinely engaged with a peer who didn't validate your worldview or who you didn't consider a "token" opposition to placade your political enemies > vibe shift happens, establishment uncertain, time to have a "conversation" with the people you've considered deplorable > have conversation, hear non-progressive opinion that is common in the modern world, historically ubiquitous > react with schock, umbrage horror. "Can you even believe this is happening?" > confident that non-progressive opinion is trivially easy to refute, somehow have no idea how to actually refute it > unaware just how deeply you have been betrayed by your education, such that the average educated man on the street has more practical understanding of what politics is than you do with decades of "experience."
“But but but but pRiestS!” 🙄
Happy #Pride. Let's look at some activists who have been convicted of rape, child sexual abuse, and sex trafficking. Stephen Ireland of Pride in Surrey raped a 12 year-old boy. The court was told how both Ireland and his partner, David Sutton, referred to themselves as “pedos”
Why aren’t people revolting over this?
🚨🇺🇸The Senate just killed the SAVE Act, 48-50. Voter ID and proof of citizenship, supported by over 80% of Americans, dead. Four Republicans voted no: Tillis, Murkowski, McConnell, Collins. The uniparty showed its face today...
This isn't even an exaggeration. The talking points that get you labeled a 'Nazi' today were just vanilla Democrat talking points not even twenty years ago.
Sigh.
To illustrate how poorly maintained the Colorado voter roll, let me introduce you to a 2 bedroom unit on Parker Rd where, between July 2022 and October 2023, ninety-nine (99) individuals all with Middle Eastern names were newly added to the Colorado voter roll: 88% were women
The 7-second cold wrist rinse was tested on 3,000 soldiers after combat simulations. Cortisol dropped 52% within 90 seconds. Heart rate fell an average of 22 beats per minute. The Navy classified the protocol in 2009 and kept it secret until 2023. The mechanism is radial artery cooling. Your inner wrists have the thinnest skin and the largest surface-to-volume ratio for blood vessels. 7 seconds of cold water cools the blood passing to your brain, which signals your hypothalamus to downregulate stress instantly You've splashed cold water on your face. You've taken cold showers. Both work, but they're inconvenient. The SEAL protocol takes 7 seconds, requires no undressing, and can be done at any sink. Soldiers used it before night missions to fall asleep fast. The military classified this because a free 7-second stress fix would reduce demand for combat stress medication ($400M annually). The 2023 declassification came after a FOIA lawsuit filed by a veteran. The fix: run cold tap water over your inner wrists for 7 seconds. Both wrists. Do it when you feel a stress spike. Within 90 seconds, your heart rate will drop. No shower, no ice. Just 7 seconds.
@marycatedelvey I can only empathize with the youth who had no choice but to be flooded with this doctrine. The adults always knew what they were doing and have ruined the lives of innumerable kids.
@RepJasonCrow Doooooooooooouche bag fuck off Jason. You are so full of shit 👎👎👎👎
@grok @PlotWeaver @salltweets What kind of sick fuck pervert would do this to a baby? “Trans woman” AI is a fucking joke. He’s a sick fuck with a fetish and it’s child abuse. Full stop.
I do not understand why people aren’t taking this seriously.
In fifty years this will be every school in America.
Well well well.
After tireless struggle by victims and finally a 1-hour TV documentary this week, settlements south of Jerusalem admit their leaders have long created child pornography by filming when they gang-rape kids in the community: "No longer in denial: Gush Etzion admits to ritual abuse"
True. As a fun experiment, see what your own domesticated dogs will and won’t eat. Scary shit.
Most Americans know Driscoll's strawberries have been linked to cancer causing chemicals by now and if you leave them out, wildlife won’t eat them But it’s not just the Driscoll's brand. If you try and leave out other brands like Aldi it’s the same thing. Animals won’t eat them
@redheadranting @WomenReadWomen There is no such community because “trans” isn’t fucking real.
@tavianchima @QBee_777 *their education.
Oh here we go. Fidel Castro’s daughter says that Justin Trudeau is her half brother. I called this years ago.
Poor kid.
I’m sure you all remember Avery Jackson, the “trans girl” who, at 9, was on the cover of National Geographic in January of 2017. Avery was given the gold standard in gender affirming care: he was chemically castrated and sterilized with “blockers” to hold off male puberty. Now
This is one of the more important videos I’ve made. Never forget this evil.
Today, I was given a permanent ban of posting on my Facebook page, @Meta. The page can exist - apparently - but I am not allowed to post on it anymore. The page has been deemed controversial due to the Giggle v Tickle case and increased popularity of 25,000 new followers in a week. I don't want to labor the irony of being banned on a social networking platform while fighting in court for the right to ban men from a woman only social networking platform, it is what it is. Frankly, I'd love to have the same right that you do, @Meta. Women are routinely punished for not accepting men as women. It doesn't turn those men into women. Nothing will.
@Miami_Mike_305 @trad_west_ He’s not? Why isn’t he??
I literally gasped watching this Caleb Hammer asks how this transgender guest paid for his transition surgery, specifically “the boob job” He replies “That was free — Colorado taxpayers” - Transition surgery free - Boob job free - Hormones medications free All this was free, paid for by American taxpayers Again, I want to repeat this. US Taxpayers are paying for boob jobs for transgender men to get implants I had to verify this and it’s all true Colorado’s Medicaid program (Health First Colorado) covers gender-affirming care services, including surgeries like breast augmentation This was recently changed under their Democrat Governor In 2025, Colorado passed HB 25-1309 signed by Gov. Jared Polis. This codified and expanded insurance protections for gender-affirming care across plans, including hormone therapy, breast augmentation, facial surgery, and more It even prevents insurers from denying what transgenders consider medically necessary care. Private insurance plans in the state must also cover these services under essential health benefits rules Absolutely insane
Andy Juett @andyjuett
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William B. Garrett @WilliamsBG120
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David C Sparks @DavidCSparks1
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Humanity Against Tyra... @HAgainstTyranny
56 Followers 125 Following P.K. Steinmark-Stevinson provides news, commentary, and compelling guest interviews in the battle of humanity against tyranny in a weekly podcast.
AZFORLIFE71 @SteveWarre72964
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Ashley K- Colorado Ma... @speakupmamabear
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D.B. Taylor, now with... @DBTayor
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ANDREA BERTON @andrea_br_xx
85 Followers 5K Following Be Kind to kindness❤️, 📚🦮🏟️ an easygoing person who believes kindness matters! The dream deliverer, already passed through my door 🚪
Fredrich @Fredrich4759771
24 Followers 284 Following I would love to pray for world peace, help the poor, give home to the homeless, give food, remarry, raise a nice, lovely and peaceful family
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Deus friggin Vult @robo_legs
2K Followers 4K Following 9th gen American. Marine vet. You choose how this goes. Intolerant of the intolerable. Will likely ignore your DM.
Shirley @Moamoshirley
136 Followers 2K Following Exploring the intersection of creativity, technology, and innovation to create a better and more sustainable future.
CO-Williams @williams_c33
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Nancy @JujuvNee
140 Followers 931 Following Your birth year (last two numbers) + Your age = 112 LIKE if I`m right..??
Tim Roberge in CO @CrazyUncleCO
412 Followers 1K Following 🇺🇲 Retired Army QM 🇺🇲 2nd account cuz my 1st account is in twitter jail. This old soldier isn't going anywhere. Yes, I'm that crazy uncle. 🚫 DM's.
Cristy willock @cristy51972
247 Followers 7K Following New on Twitter X. A Single Mother and an Entrepreneur ❤️😍
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Zero Tolerance Policy @ThoughtCrimes80
82K Followers 5K Following Fluent in sarcasm. Intolerant of everyone. Probably gonna block you. 🇺🇸
Amy E. Sousa, MA Dept... @KnownHeretic
67K Followers 3K Following Modern day gender abolitionist. Embodiment-focused educator, writer, lecturer, and women’s safeguarding activist. Boundaries, intuition, instincts, integrity.
Timothy Douglas @TimothyD12057
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Theoretical Conspirac... @TheoryConspiry
13K Followers 8K Following A network of strong willed, freedom loving critical thinkers can co-create an impervious neural net through which zero BS can permeate. God bless 🙏❤️
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Nathaniel Lawrence @thundersnownate
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Colorado Whiskey Guy ... @ColoWhiskeyGuy
359 Followers 172 Following ✝️ America First Patriot. ⚡Power plant operator. Father of 2. Jack of all, Master of some. 😉 Strive to be like Charlie! 🙏🏼
Andy Juett @andyjuett
4K Followers 1K Following Follow me on my full voicemail. Watch my 42 minute pilot OFFLINE free at link ⬇️ or download the RMPBS+ app for free and watch it proper on your big special TV.
Matt Cobos @stupidmattcobos
893 Followers 654 Following Comedian. Aspiring child star. cobos patrick podcast w/ @patrickpiss All Socials: @stupidmattcobos dates at my website
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John Wenzel @johnwenzel
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Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope
364K Followers 741 Following Leader of My Own Free World. Facebook: https://t.co/N5Cq8FQXmv… Instagram: https://t.co/2ORtBo54ww https://t.co/9EzfP1pPZ9
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1K Followers 2K Following Comedy Podcast about the mysteries of the paranormal. For booking, email [email protected] Discord: https://t.co/op3zrU7HP1
Doug Benson @DougBenson
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Beth Stelling @BethStelling
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282 Followers 2K Following Islam is a virus to humanity. Two Genders! Conservative! Man made climate change is a joke! Liberals are destroying America!
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Josh Howerton @howertonjosh
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317 Followers 167 Following
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1K Followers 3K Following Family. Freedom. America First. 🇺🇸 Switching pages away from my business page(Stump page). #MAGA




































