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Patrick Mahomes telling Lionel Messi to 'have fun out there' is hilarious
dudes will run statistical analysis on the weight of their chipotle order in person vs. online instead of going to therapy
“anonymous eastern conference player” is an alias for 14 year old from the Midwest
“anonymous eastern conference player” is an alias for 14 year old from the Midwest
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Nine Google, $GOOGL, workers have been arrested after staging a sit-in protest at the company’s offices in New York and Sunnyvale, California, including a livestreamed sit-in at Google Cloud CEO Thomas Kurian’s office, per CNBC. $GOOG has also fired the 28 employees.
To clarify: you can beat your partner or have sex with teens, but do NOT bet on games (unless you're a ref)
To clarify: you can beat your partner or have sex with teens, but do NOT bet on games (unless you're a ref)
I’ve let Elon ruin my algorithm fr no more complaining or racism ANYYYYmore 🙅🏾♂️💅🏾
i just experienced a recruiter horror story today. he sent only one email that included the time and the meeting outlook made from it was indeed for 5... He created an entire novel in his head about me
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This the dude that's gonna play for Tom Thibodeau??
big Sean hopped on as long as you love me on some “woah, woah, B I G! Idk if this makes sense but… ur my hallelujah!” nigga what the fuck r u saying??
That Asian girl finna get wit that ugly white dude everytime
That Asian girl finna get wit that ugly white dude everytime
funniest show i’ve ever seen. girl kills herself bc everyone finds out she had a fat ass. most popular guy in school gets aids. there’s an entire season about how the rapist actually rocks
funniest show i’ve ever seen. girl kills herself bc everyone finds out she had a fat ass. most popular guy in school gets aids. there’s an entire season about how the rapist actually rocks
pretty wild that every single nypd officer left new york to return to where they actually live (Long Island) and nothing bad happened. almost like having 50,000 professional candy crush players on the city payroll doesn't actually do anything
pretty wild that every single nypd officer left new york to return to where they actually live (Long Island) and nothing bad happened. almost like having 50,000 professional candy crush players on the city payroll doesn't actually do anything
Jesus was a carpenter which means for a split second when they handed him his cross he probably clocked it and was like hmmm cedar
This is the funniest depiction of Arabs I've seen on modern television.
This is the funniest depiction of Arabs I've seen on modern television.
Tradies will make fun of you for not knowing what a 9/16 socket looks like by heart, but if you ask them to extract a zip file on their computer they punch a hole in the wall
Tradies will make fun of you for not knowing what a 9/16 socket looks like by heart, but if you ask them to extract a zip file on their computer they punch a hole in the wall
@Morbidful The more you learn about this war the more you realize America literally sent 58,000 people to a meaningless grave.
at first I thought get it sexy by sexxyred might actually be a banger but then I realized I was only chasing the positive affirmations within the chorus
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Patrick Mahomes telling Lionel Messi to 'have fun out there' is hilarious
Boomers love posting stuff like this and then calling the police on teenage skateboarders because they’re making noise.
No helmet, no elbow pads, no kneepads and no fear! Oh how did we survive? 😉
Where does your favorite United States president fall?
@nikicaga the fries are what kill you at mcdonald’s
@0xgaut one dude going to therapy helps himself one dude running statistical analysis on chipotle order discrepancy will help the world
dudes will run statistical analysis on the weight of their chipotle order in person vs. online instead of going to therapy
A lot of Americans sincerely want a regime that implements some kind of forces savings policy because they know subconsciously they can't handle disposable income.
are you fucking kidding me
you: 70 iq, posting this because rents due and you need twitter outrage clicks me: look at how much weve progressed in just 60 years. where before, the truck was the vehicle of the solitary, hardened laborer, now it is a vehicle of family, of togetherness. and just as capable
A leaked letter from Joel Embiid to France in 2021: “After discussion with the French Basketball Federation, my choice has now been made. I wish to take steps to obtain French naturalization and thus be able to be selected with the Blues. I therefore do not wish to play for any…
Hot take but I’m in full support of Google here Big tech has turned into an adult daycare system, and this serves as a great reminder that if you want a mid-6 figure salary you need to act accordingly.
🚨BREAKING: @Google has FIRED all employees who entered its CEO’s office and threatened to stay there until Google canceled its $1.2 billion contract with the Israeli government. Google is a child killer supporter. You know what to do.
People from SF who have been totally habituated to car break-ins are constantly like “it’s no big deal, just don’t leave anything in your car,” but, like, what? Being able to leave things in your car is a key benefit of having a car.
Inside you there are two wolves One of them is a fаggоt The other one is a retаrd You are a retаrded fаggоt
Nine Google, $GOOGL, workers have been arrested after staging a sit-in protest at the company’s offices in New York and Sunnyvale, California, including a livestreamed sit-in at Google Cloud CEO Thomas Kurian’s office, per CNBC. $GOOG has also fired the 28 employees.
To clarify: you can beat your partner or have sex with teens, but do NOT bet on games (unless you're a ref)
Raptors' Jontay Porter has received a lifetime ban from the NBA for violating league's gaming rules.
@TheDunkCentral @ClutchPoints These reporters finally talk to a woman for the first time in their lives and they forgot how to act.
This has to be the biggest fall from grace of all time right
We're so INCREDIBLY PUMPED Coach "I'm looking forward to it and Draft Weekend is always an exciting time.. It'll be fun to be with you guys and get your expertise" ~ Bill Belichick #PMSLive
Communism was always a terrible ideology but at least Communists in the '20s were serious people who wanted to industrialize and build factories in the Soviet Union instead of ridiculous dorks who thought they could feed a commune with 2 hours of low-stress hobby farming per day
Bill will get another job in coaching and he has to cuz I think I'd fall asleep listening to him on the McAfee show. He prob should still just be coaching the Patriots...
Some people are just destined to be cool. There’s a short window to become cool in childhood — freud missed this in his analysis. After this, you’re either cool or you’re not. No amount of money, gym, or even skill can make up for it It really doesn’t matter how much self…
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