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him saying "democrat party" is like the freudian slip in a movie that finally clues off a detective to the real murderer
him saying "democrat party" is like the freudian slip in a movie that finally clues off a detective to the real murderer
someone really woke up today like "hmm today i will take a jab at the most deserving group i can think of: demisexual people"
Earnest: man why is my relationship failing apart :/ Alfred: I have GOT to figure out how to be famous Darius subplot:
it's not a mind map unless it comes from the Mappe region of your mind
Smart to supermax while he’s young and getting into his prime. Will need to surround him with some 3 and D guys. But the path to the championship is there.
Smart to supermax while he’s young and getting into his prime. Will need to surround him with some 3 and D guys. But the path to the championship is there.
Yorgos Lanthimos sounds like the name of a rotational big man from the 90s
one of the most deranged type of person on this site is those with an obsessive and misguided hatred of the 5th most successful candidate in the 2020 democratic primary
one of the most deranged type of person on this site is those with an obsessive and misguided hatred of the 5th most successful candidate in the 2020 democratic primary
youtube parodies have been better than the genuine article for the past 2 decades
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idk solve today's Wordle or something
great thing about Collapsed Bridge Discourse is the many different ways people are trying to extract a moral from this, when really there's nothing there besides "be careful operating gigantic ships"
Oppenheimer grossed a billion dollars and every superhero movie is flopping except the really good ones. get off twitter and tiktok
Oppenheimer grossed a billion dollars and every superhero movie is flopping except the really good ones. get off twitter and tiktok
this is a horribly written joke actually
misogyny and also all the big producers have favs, metro doesn’t give beats to everyone like he used to. good on tay keith for locking in w sexyy though.
misogyny and also all the big producers have favs, metro doesn’t give beats to everyone like he used to. good on tay keith for locking in w sexyy though.
I see this take so often and I really don’t think we’re listening to the same album. That album is incredibly personal. It’s not a call to action. Survivors guilt. Loving yourself as a black person. The rage of experiencing life as a black person. Vices. He explores so much.
I see this take so often and I really don’t think we’re listening to the same album. That album is incredibly personal. It’s not a call to action. Survivors guilt. Loving yourself as a black person. The rage of experiencing life as a black person. Vices. He explores so much.
if madvillainy was made today it'd be called wokevillainy. mtf doom and madliberal's wokevillainy
people need to understand this danmit most things that are funny in one decade aren't funny in the previous decade or the following decade. nothing to do with sensitivity or morals, it's just the cycle of life. deal with it
people need to understand this danmit most things that are funny in one decade aren't funny in the previous decade or the following decade. nothing to do with sensitivity or morals, it's just the cycle of life. deal with it
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3K Followers 1K Following the last of the true believers | columnist @ fader | words @ p4k, TX monthly, LA times, bandcamp, rolling stone, etc. | ask me for my email | she/herhim saying "democrat party" is like the freudian slip in a movie that finally clues off a detective to the real murderer
him saying "democrat party" is like the freudian slip in a movie that finally clues off a detective to the real murderer
BREAKING: Palestine Action permanently shut Elbit down in Tamworth! After sustained direct action, the Israeli weapons maker was forced to sell due to increased security costs which cut their profits by 75%. The new owners wrote to Palestine Action to confirm the factory is no… x.com/i/web/status/1…
Wait do people actually think mgk is a pedophile like I detect too much excitement and glee everytime someone posts that one tweet screenshot I thought everyone was like kinda joking
Wait do people actually think mgk is a pedophile like I detect too much excitement and glee everytime someone posts that one tweet screenshot I thought everyone was like kinda joking
Earnest: man why is my relationship failing apart :/ Alfred: I have GOT to figure out how to be famous Darius subplot:
Smart to supermax while he’s young and getting into his prime. Will need to surround him with some 3 and D guys. But the path to the championship is there.
Smart to supermax while he’s young and getting into his prime. Will need to surround him with some 3 and D guys. But the path to the championship is there.
BREAKING: SEGA workers just won the first union contract at any major video game company in America.
Yorgos Lanthimos sounds like the name of a rotational big man from the 90s
Unlock It beyond wipes
Unlock It beyond wipes
I'm 6'2 and I have terrible vibes actually so go fuck yourself
I'm 6'2 and I have terrible vibes actually so go fuck yourself
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I don't think you need to have dysphoria to be trans but I do think a lot of you are greatly underestimating how much dysphoria you actually experience
Remember a few months back when some people were saying the electoral salience of Dobbs was declining?
Remember a few months back when some people were saying the electoral salience of Dobbs was declining?
do a feature on a billy woods album
I’ve scarcely seen a colder take (& I think both of these dudes are great musicians)
I’ve scarcely seen a colder take (& I think both of these dudes are great musicians)
We can't handle the concept of a freak accident anymore. The right makes it a conspiracy theory, liberals say it's a policy failure and the left says it could have been prevented with communism. Sometimes a boat loses power and rams into a bridge
Have never ever understood the breaking your controller thing and I have pretty terrible impulse control
Have never ever understood the breaking your controller thing and I have pretty terrible impulse control
YouTube to mp3
@Gates9Trent Goodness. People can say Livvy is attractive, or Brink is attractive. That is not my problem here. It is saying “I’d be a bigger fan of Caitlin Clark if she looked like X”. That is demeaning her down to her appearance. That’s the problem with this