Functional householders of Twitter, do you throw clothes, linens (sheets, towels, etc) and housekeeping things (mopheads, kitchen towels) in the washing machine together, or do you have some sort of adult human protocols for each? #badulting

@RexChapman When do adults act like adults? These adults are pretending they care about our children meanwhile laughing at this kids loss?! The audacity! Next time you wonder what is wrong with this country? Well here you go. Any questions? #BAdulting

One of the first rules of #badulting (adulting badly), has been perfectly executed today by @KatieR1995: Not remembering whether you have milk in the fridge or not, so proceed to buy more, only to discover you already have 2 open bottles...

A friend just called me the ‘worse grownup they know’ and I’m taking that as a compliment. #badulting

Un día más tratando de convencerme de que ser freelance es la onda porque no tengo que fingir que me caen bien otros godinez de la oficina y puedo vestirme como quiero; aunque en realidad preferiría estar en una redacción aburrida porque #salariofijo y prestaciones #badulting

As a 30 year old woman who feels like she has a fairly good handle on life, it surprises me how often I realise I’ve put my underwear on inside out 🤦🏻‍♀️ #adulting or #badulting ?

Truth. I have this baby to blame it on now but...always true. #badulting or that shit is not important? x.com/pregnantmess/s…

The Unmaternal Mess @TheUnmaternal

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Truth. I have this baby to blame it on now but...always true. #badulting or that shit is not important? x.com/pregnantmess/s…

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Had all the ingredients for a lamb roast dinner, eschewed it all for a pair of fish finger sangas and a side of chicken dippers #badulting

An unsubscribe button from adulting would be super right now. #employmentprison #isitbedtimeyet #badulting #mondayshavenothingonme

@supasuga Heh. Like my use of the 3rd person there? I don't fail to get the job done...it just *happens* to me. #badulting

If being a adult means getting the big lizards out of the pool every time. That's not a commitment I'm sure I can make #badulting

I just took my first laxative dose. Then realised we're pretty much out of toilet paper. WTF is my life??? #badulting

Bad adulting. #Badulting