Every time you retweet a dumb thung Trump said, 500 angles die.

I don’t care if I’ve got a typo, I’m still not paying for Twitter blue.

@hankgreen In that case, we probably shouldn't go outside tonight. Lots of bodies to dodge.

Am I deleting it? Ask sober Hank, he’ll be here in the morning.

@hankgreen Ah, but the Saxons get off scot free.

@hankgreen Lucky for us there are infinite angles