FactualFiction @factualfiction
Facts and Fiction It's Funny Because it's True I Believe in Dog Toronto Native 🇨🇦 Joined January 2011-
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Last night was crazy windy. Grateful my power didn't go out. #ONStorm
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Today is 123123, so naturally, I've got Lawrence Welk on my mind.
There's nothing like a 'repost' to remind me I forgot to turn off reposts when I followed you.
I can't be the only one who says, 'can everyone just fuck off for a second' to myself several times per day, can I?
Merry Christmas. I hope everyone who reads this feels some kind of magic today. 🎅🏻
There is no way in h e double hockey sticks I would EVER follow this twinky. It did feel good to unfollow him, though.
X is still Twitter to me. That's it. That's the TWEET. Have a nice day.
Enjoying a day filled with absolutely nothing. @GSmokesweed1 would be so proud 🤪
Visiting my sky photos folder. Sunsets and Sunrises always put me in a good mood. This one was taken last night.
Please send good house-buying vibes. I'm close to sealing the deal🤞🏻 😬
"Why do you always end up down at Nick's cafe? Uh I don't know the wind just kinda pushed me this way" RIP Robbie Robertson. A great story teller.
I (literally) just said, "oh fuck, fuckity fuck" out loud to myself. So, that brings you up to date on how my day is going.
Time for a quick meltdown before I get back to packing. Moving day is tomorrow and I'm a bit of a mess.
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