(((Evan Shapiro)))@eshap
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Arresting people accused of crimes is an abuse of power. Let me abuse my power to try and make it stop.
Arresting people accused of crimes is an abuse of power. Let me abuse my power to try and make it stop.
Note: this is the SAME motherfucker now accusing the Manhattan DA, falsely, of leaking info for political reasons, and demanding accountability.
Note: this is the SAME motherfucker now accusing the Manhattan DA, falsely, of leaking info for political reasons, and demanding accountability. https://t.co/ORl6kYDxD4
Can we please get an accurate count of just how many Cult members now decrying the potential arrest of a former President for paying illegal campaign funds to a porn star, demanded to #LockHerUp for sending baking recipes on personal email? Thanks.
A special #Arrestmas message from the future indicted President of the Modern Confederacy.
CTV #STREAMING Share👇. @YouTube = 23% @netflix = 18% BUT: Streaming is now an ad game. Just 0.5% of $NFLX streams are on their ad tier. Compare @hulu: 1/2 of Netflix. BUT 60% of their streams are PAID w ADS. My entire presentation on this stuff, here: eshap.substack.com/p/spring-forwa…
My Yiddish pronouns are Schmendrick/Schmuck.
3 takeaways from this chart: 1. @YouTube is gonna win the CTV wars. 2. NO WAY @Disney sells @hulu to @comcast. 3. @netflix’s ad tier is still #StrangerThings. Today at 5p I’ll tell you why. eshap.substack.com/p/spring-forwa…
On one hand, I’m not thrilled at the prospect of these moronic MAGA occultists heading to NYC this week to protect their golden fascist heifer. On the other hand, this ain’t much different from an average Tuesday subway commute, so… I may not even notice.
You organized a coup, using dumb, armed, meth-addled cult members, Andy. But please, lecture me again about Third World fascists!
You organized a coup, using dumb, armed, meth-addled cult members, Andy. But please, lecture me again about Third World fascists!
1. We imprisoned Jefferson Davis after he attempted to overthrow the US government on behalf of slave owners. 2. You are actually comparing the corrupt, amoral, racist, fascist laughingstock of the entire planet… to Nelson motherfucking Mandela? Get off the pipe Joe.
1. We imprisoned Jefferson Davis after he attempted to overthrow the US government on behalf of slave owners. 2. You are actually comparing the corrupt, amoral, racist, fascist laughingstock of the entire planet… to Nelson motherfucking Mandela? Get off the pipe Joe.
BREAKING: Armed bipolar meth addict from Georgia is tweeting violent threats against the people of NYC. @FBI @TheJusticeDept @GBI_GA @SDGAnews
BREAKING: Armed bipolar meth addict from Georgia is tweeting violent threats against the people of NYC. @FBI @TheJusticeDept @GBI_GA @SDGAnews
Here we go again. In a historic abuse of power, the flaccid Chief legislator of the US House (held hostage by an unhinged mob), who seems to know exactly fuck-all about how American law actually works, is now openly attacking sovereign local law enforcement. #BackTheBlue tho!
Here we go again. In a historic abuse of power, the flaccid Chief legislator of the US House (held hostage by an unhinged mob), who seems to know exactly fuck-all about how American law actually works, is now openly attacking sovereign local law enforcement. #BackTheBlue tho! https://t.co/Fbik15hQro
You tried to hang America's Vice President.
You tried to hang America's Vice President.
Oh nothing. Just the head of NYC’s Justice Department informing NYC’s law enforcement officers that our legal system, and those serving it, will be protected from the violent threats by the former President of The United States of America, and his unhinged, armed cult.
Kevin McCarthy wants to be Mussolini to Trump’s Hitler. But Kev is actually Jang Song Thaek to Trump’s Kim Jong Un. Look it up. Killer metaphor.
Meth addled cult confuses legal settlement after a HUGE, PUBLIC legal battle, driven by the house GOP, which also went to the Supreme Fucking Court; w an attempt by their fake Jesus to illegally funnel money to a porn star & THEN cover it up, which violates many, y’know, laws.
Meth addled cult confuses legal settlement after a HUGE, PUBLIC legal battle, driven by the house GOP, which also went to the Supreme Fucking Court; w an attempt by their fake Jesus to illegally funnel money to a porn star & THEN cover it up, which violates many, y’know, laws.
Will he also incite a riot when he goes on trial for inciting the January 6 riot, to prove he’s not guilty of inciting riots?
EVENT: Evan Shapiro is a media cartographer. His Media Map has been tracking the massive changes in the world of media, where it’s been, and where it’s going. Inquisitor Steven Rosenbaum will ask Shapiro Can we count on change to mitigate dangers? eventbrite.com/e/594105965937 @eshap
Do they all go on an island to cannibalize each other? x.com/eshap/status/1…
Do they all go on an island to cannibalize each other? x.com/eshap/status/1…
@eshap Yeah. Let’s take that hand away. Please.
@eshap Is this irony or karma? Either way, it tastes delicious.
Thank you Philly organization, definitely was a hell of a ride!!! 🙏🏾
@eshap Is the word "Schmuck" masculine, feminine, or neutered. Sound arguments can be made for all three!
@eshap Well now that we have heard from Geraldo as to the needs of America, we can all start our day! Was ein Schmuck!
Great chart from data reader, @eshap! #streamingtv 🚀
@AdrianWapcapIet @eshap Nice share. That was hilarious.
@eshap Maybe they’ll all stay in Staten Island so they can blend right in. Here on the UWS, they will kinda stand out.