Lobsters are actually aliens in disguise: 10 Stupid reasons why + some stupid crustacean facts:

Congrats Tesla California factory team on all-time record production!

@elonmusk hey Mr. Tweet, how's the Tesla trial going?

@elonmusk This is not important, there is a war going on in Ukraine right now…

@elonmusk That's quite the accomplishment! I would like to Award them with this completely random thread about Lobsters. Yes, Lobsters. Why? Because I write threads about ridiculous topics. Enjoy!

@elonmusk Rocking the Kelly green is not going to change my opinion. It helps, but still ...

@elonmusk How about you congratulate them by paying the assembly team fair wages so they’re not applying for food stamps and not near the poverty line? Also, you need to stamp out some of the discriminatory behavior you lost a lawsuit for.

@elonmusk How did your ‘funding secured’ trial testimony go? Your tweet, “ thinking of taking Tesla private at $420” was displayed on a notice board in court. At that time you did not own Twitter.

@elonmusk When you move the headquarter of Twitter. I live in Racine Wisconsin. I moved here about 25 years ago from San Francisco. Real estates can open I need to talk to you

@elonmusk Hey Elon. I wanted to ask if there would be room for an electrician role at one of the factories. I’m a military vet with electrical experience and I’d love to work at one of the Tesla sites.