A lot of people are missing the joke here, so allow us to explain: it's that the Stephen King estate revealed that he died years ago and his Twitter account is being run by a mentally ill, glue-sniffing parrot with tourettes. Hope this helps.

Only funny thing about the Bee is that they overwrite their headlines so much that even if their premises weren't lazy and boring, they'd still be bogged down by inelegance. Tell us a fourth thing about the parrot! I need to know more about the parrot!

@drmistercody Perhaps the parrot could be working with AOC. That's always a winner on the Bee front.

@drmistercody Their entire business model is just getting Elon to retweet them.

@drmistercody "Did I mention the parrot identifies as a toucan?" 25K boomers post cry-laugh emojis.

@drmistercody I've heard the head bee guy being interviewed once, and he said he shouldn't have to explain their jokes.

@drmistercody I'm still missing the joke. I'm gonna refer to Some More News about conservative humor.

@drmistercody “Stephen King estate reveals author has been dead for years, account being run by decomposing corpse venting gas”. There i just wrote that and it’s better

@drmistercody “A lot of people are missing the joke here…” If you have to make follow up posts to explain your jokes, maybe you suck at comedy.

@drmistercody @victorerikray It’s pretty seriously hack when you have to explain your joke and it’s *still* not funny.