Sideline Sones @cmsones

Solicitor of Fun. Not responsible for Jason Zantjer’s death. Joined December 2010

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Sideline Sones @cmsones

18 hours ago

@yadifan04 @Marcus_Mosher You know there have been at least 5, right?

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19 hours ago

@MarianaR @Marcus_Mosher Cool

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@TimCowlishaw This was the Pete Rose argument, too. Imagine Pete has money on a game and is up 3 runs. Does he leave his best receiver in an extra inning or two (when he wouldn’t normally) just to lock up the win, and now that reliever isn’t available the next day? No way to know.

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Sideline Sones @cmsones

19 hours ago

@MarianaR @Marcus_Mosher A very quick glance at your profile tells me you’re in too deep and likely unable to be impartial. Have a great day.

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21 hours ago

@MarianaR @Marcus_Mosher Oh boy

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2 days ago

@matissa15 @ES_sportsnews Wut.

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4 days ago

@Wishiwaselon @factpostnews *you’re

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5 days ago

@Michele_Tafoya @JasonGarrett Tell me you’ve seen this @NotJackKemp @bracketdan @tealtonedturtle

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7 days ago

@Matt_Stepp817 Did Sam McGuffie crack your top 20?

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😶‍🌫️ @penishorts

a week ago

You used to be able to get the Jack in the Box foam head to put on your car antenna. That’s another thing they took from us.

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Sideline Sones @cmsones

a week ago

@NotJackKemp @bracketdan @LeddyFoster Gents… For the first time in a very long time, we’re on sweep watch

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a week ago

@SleeperCFB This looks like a middle school uniform

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2 weeks ago

@AtlasShruggedUS @NFL_DovKleiman Lololololololololilollololololol

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Sideline Sones @cmsones

2 weeks ago

Cool. Cool. Cool.

StatMuse @statmuse

2 weeks ago

Luka Doncic has more 1st Team All-NBA selections than — Dirk Nowitzki — Steph Curry — Chris Paul — Charles Barkley — Dwight Howard — Kevin Garnett — Moses Malone — Allen Iverson — Steve Nash — Russell Westbrook — Damian Lillard — Jason Kidd He's only 27 years old

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Sideline Sones @cmsones

3 weeks ago

@PacersPostUp Watch Wade’s 2006 finals….

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3 weeks ago

@OPinfernonewac1 Only thing comparable is 2006 Finals Dwyane Wade

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3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

@DakMuse4 The difference is, when the Cows took Taco, literally everyone knew TJ was better than him. Even higher on Cows board, but they wanted “positional fit.” And Carpenter was a more productive college player than Taco, so you could justify it.

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Sideline Sones @cmsones

3 weeks ago

@NotJackKemp I believe the wiping of a contract that you are recalling was when Brendan Frasier’s character, Chaz, in Airheads wiped his ass with his record contract. Lead singer of the Lone Rangers of course.