ben @ben_smrs
Administrateur et ex-gourou @ResEl_fr, constructeur de ppx, doctorant en gestion de risque des infrastructures informatiques chez @cmarkea et @IMTAtlantique bensmrs.fr Brest Joined May 2013-
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tain ça a changé la chanson des restos du coeur
tain ça a changé la chanson des restos du coeur https://t.co/Y1elFHg2Rt
CVE-2020-19909 is everything that is wrong with CVEs Another 9.8 CRITICAL curl problem. All made up. daniel.haxx.se/blog/2023/08/2…
Une pelleteuse enragée a décidé de s’attaquer à nos fibres optiques brestoises. L’accès à Internet est coupé jusqu’à ce que les techniciens fibre procèdent aux réparations.
J’ai tellement ri de cette vidéo qui tourne actuellement , et ça fait tellement du bien en ce moment , j’espère que leur hiérarchie ne leur en tiendra pas rigueur , ils ont tellement besoin de décompresser . Merci pour ce moment 🙏🏻😅
🥳 Nous sommes très eux d'accueillir l'équipe Quantic Telecom au sein de l'aventure ielo ! Ensemble, nous continuerons à développer une offre commune d'infrastructures télécoms neutre et performante au service de nos partenaires.
The @Resel_fr, a French associative ISP, uses Warp 10 for its day-to-day activities, from user QoS management to server monitoring & energy optimization. A guest post by @ben_smrs Read more: blog.senx.io/warp-10-at-the… #Warp10io #monitoring #timeseries
J’étais en train de faire mes courses sur le drive de Leclerc et là une fenêtre qui pop avec un captcha pour voir si je suis pas un robot. Des tests audio incompréhensibles. Plus de courses jusqu’à ce que je trouve une personne voyante pour débloquer le machin. Je suis si fatigué
Incident Report xkcd.com/2553/ m.xkcd.com/2553/
This is, perhaps, one of the saddest images I've seen from #Afghanistan. A people who are desperate and abandoned. No aid agencies, no UN, no government. Nothing.
@xoxopowo @jwajsberg @fabi1cazenave Je suis plus Vim que Emacs.
I have been thinking about how different people interpret data differently. And made this xkcd style graphic to illustrate this.
Update 11 mars 16h40 It's too slow to give you all the information with just 280 chars. Here, my video with 8min of information we have today. ovh.com/fr/images/sbg/…
We have a major incident on SBG2. The fire declared in the building. Firefighters were immediately on the scene but could not control the fire in SBG2. The whole site has been isolated which impacts all services in SGB1-4. We recommend to activate your Disaster Recovery Plan.
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Nos services numériques sont indisponibles depuis samedi matin. Notre DSI travaille à résoudre le problème. Le recovery se poursuit et devrait se terminer dans la nuit. Nous devrions être à nouveau opérationnels à 8h demain matin pour les cours. Nous vous tiendrons informés
I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats
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This is what peak OOP looks like 🔥🔥
When your dog class inherits the human class.
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tain ça a changé la chanson des restos du coeur
Aux @restosducoeur, nous recherchons activement des modules SFP (Juniper, Cisco Fortigate), câblage fibre, DAC 10G et surtout des disques dur/SSD (idéalement SAS) pour notre infrastructure. N'hésitez pas à me contacter. Merci par avance pour votre aide !🩷
NIS2 merci @FedeRez et #FFDN pour cet échange autour des enjeux de la future transposition de la directive NIS2. La proportionnalité des mesures est clef, et l’urgence d’opérer un tournant majeur pour la #cybersécurité en Europe doit se faire avec ambition, et pragmatisme. 🇫🇷🇪🇺
Back in ‘21, @TheOnion ran this article, which was forwarded to me many, many times. This is because my kitchen is filled with nerd equipment. For my birthday, my colleagues actually made one, complete with @KitchenAidUSA logo. I’m not sure what this says about me.
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Qui a fait ça ? En blond coupe au bol c’est quelque chose …
@ThePrimeagen instructions unclear now have a 127” monitor and hired a Windows PM
If you want to define a continuous addition you get the Riemann integral This is what happens if you want to define a continuous *product* One of the weirdest and most satisfying integrals you've ever seen and why it's important for physics (a quite technical 🧵) 1/12
@k0bayashi_maru Elle tourne pourtant bien notre infra CDN avec nos ficelles FreeBSD et scripts sh et perl. Alors non, pour notre usage, je ne vois pas l'intérêt de l'usine à gaz de Kube. On souhaite que toute l'équipe maitrise l'ensemble de la pile technique donc du KISS.
My first program in Python! I still find this syntax a bit confusing with no { } etc. def main( line0: print("Hello World!"), line1: print("What's your name?"), line2: (x := input("Name plz: ")), line3: print(f"Your name is: {x}") ): pass
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@genjitsukagaku 色立体視(chromostereopsis)の話です。 For the majority of people, red appears to be in front of blue. But, for not a few people, blue appears to be in front of red.