Elaine gets back with Puddy when he takes off his Trubisky jersey to reveal he’s wearing a Pickett jersey underneath.
Puddy, wearing a Trubisky jersey, begins loudly complaining about the decision not to play Kenny Pickett. #HereWeGo
Elaine will neither confirm nor deny that she threw her bra up on stage during Motley Crüe’s set at PNC Park tonight.
In a meeting with Peterman, Elaine pitches the “Chesney Tailgater” - a biodegradable cowboy hat for casual country music fans that breaks down after 24 hours, aiding the eventual cleanup on the North Shore.
Frank’s grievance is the same as it has been since October: Paperless tickets at Steelers games. #Festivus #HappyFestivus
Jerry feels excited to attend Light Up Night again, but immediately turns around when he arrives. Elaine can’t find Bill Peduto. #LUN2021
Looking for any spark to turn the game around, Elaine tries to dance like JuJu on TikTok.
Frank announces Festivus will begin immediately, just to air grievances about the Steelers.
George’s girlfriend breaks up with him after he makes up a flimsy excuse to get out of shoveling her sidewalk. “She lives in Troy Hill, Jerry. One slip and I could end up all the way in the river.”
George learns that Susan has died after trying to count all 29,000 remaining ballots herself.
Kramer jumps in a long line downtown, assuming the Starbucks at the Omni has reopened. It turns out to be the line to get a gun license wrapped around the courthouse.
George impresses a new girlfriend by taking her to see Lady Gaga at the Biden rally. But she’s put off when he asks to borrow $20 for a donation. Puddy orders a “Spillane” Steelers jersey.
When Puddy refuses to wear a mask into Primanti Bros, Elaine pretends not to know him and enjoys her Cap & Egg sandwich alone in peace.
Elaine catches Puddy listening to Wendy Bell and breaks up with him. But since they’re quarantined together, they get back together in time for bed.
Jerry comments on how we just somehow got used to calling it “Polish Hill” and how that wouldn’t work nowadays.
Puddy is behind the website & campaign for the “New Pitt Stadium.” Elaine is hired as editor for the Kiya Tomlin catalog.
The gang heads to Tim Whatley’s place for a Satellite Collision Party. Kramer: “If there’s even a chance for fireworks over Pittsburgh in January, I gotta be there!”
Kramer is hired for a walk-on part in the Jason Momoa movie filming in town. Following his arrest, Antonio Brown hires Jackie Chiles to represent him.
Jerry wishes the @penguins still had the “Chili Goal.” Kramer claims he was the original bass player for The Clark’s.
George asks Jerry why he doesn’t support him like Terry Bradshaw does Jimmy Johnson. “When you accomplish something with your life, George, I’ll be first in line to cheer.”
Frank won’t admit he cried a bit when they announced Bill Cowher will be inducted in to the Hall of Fame. Puddy is humiliated when Mark Madden makes fun of him on Twitter.
George’s girlfriend breaks up with him when none of the photos he took of her at Lumaze are in focus. Kramer takes the Polar Bear Plunge in the Mon.
George braves the wintry weather to see the “bus that fell in the sinkhole,” only to realize it was removed months ago. Elaine gets a ride home from Bill Peduto, but yada yada yadas what happened after. #FirstNightPGH