Callan @Typ_Cal
My parents told me I could do anything a man could do so I became a fuckboi (she/her) Joined September 2013-
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Morton Salt windbreaker you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. They’ll kill you.
Morton Salt windbreaker you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. They’ll kill you.
Out here digitally chilling with my boy, Jeremy
Out here digitally chilling with my boy, Jeremy
This is the good news we all needed today 🥲
This is the good news we all needed today 🥲
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Just saw a dude rollerblading while eating a Costco pumpkin pie. Hard to see someone else living my dream.
Comedy* is back, baby! *Bombing so hard at an open mic you question how anyone has laughed at anything you’ve ever said
When you ask the girls to take a cute pic of you vs. when you ask your boyfriend to
I don’t often have impulse control issues, but when I do it’s because I found a really ripe pineapple and I eat so much that my tongue bleeds
My deepest apologies to my friends on the west coast, where it’s only *checks watch* 4:46pm?! jfc
The best part of all the elections are my family from California now knows more about the counties in GA than I do
I feel attacked.
I feel attacked. https://t.co/LQsQbsF61N
without downloading new pics, mentally where are you at?
You wanna honor John Lewis? Vote.
Of the 37 states that painted “Black Lives Matter” on their streets, only one state ended qualified immunity. “The white man will try to satisfy us with symbolic victories, rather than economic equity and real justice.”- Malcolm X
Evelyn Oliver @Evelynft_Oliver
15 Followers 452 Following Found different beauties from all US states 🙀 They are ready to meet Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/GAH6Cljz73
Danny Devito @DannyDevit40490
59 Followers 770 Following
Russell Latta 🇺�.. @russell_latta
32 Followers 509 Following 🇺🇦 Military Defender 🎖️ | Fearless Patriot | Dedicated to Safeguarding Freedom | #StrengthInService #UkraineDefender 💪🇺🇦
Pysees @Pysees24664
18 Followers 952 Following
Ferrariic, MD @ciirarref
4K Followers 5K Following Studying the Blade (General Surgery - Rising PGY1) | Programmer | Pixel Art Beginner | OSRS
lessons in humanity @lessonsinhuman
1K Followers 1K Following A weekly webcomic about an alien attempting to unravel the mysteries of human society.
Dr.morris parker @morrispark64
503 Followers 5K Following 😷Fruits🍎🍌Traveling🌎Birdwatching🦜Music 🎶Reading 📚Health Care🩺Dog/Cat Lover🐶#Foodie 🍜 #Lover🇺🇸 👊#FOLLOWBACK #FOLLOWME
Dave Johnson @DaveJoh60823467
38 Followers 2K Following Am Dave Johnson the Winner of $298.3 Million from Powerball Lottery. I am given out $30,000 to my first 2k followers💰💰
Alan Gough @AlanGough143
212 Followers 2K Following FREEDOM FIGHT 🙂 freedom is for everyone..💪 ALWAYS SMILE 😊
Mari trades @Maritrades1Mari
423 Followers 5K Following 22 | 🇨🇴 | Day trader | On a mission to inspire more female traders out there | Tweets are just thoughts https://t.co/YnqcKpBIKY
Pain Real 🩸 @Bernard20145108
10 Followers 115 Following Sometimes The People You Help Are The Most Ungrateful
Brittany @MitneyBitme
196 Followers 463 Following
arielrkaplan @arielrkaplan
50 Followers 162 Following i make with the haha, also a film industry slave.
Banned Bot @ABannedBot
93 Followers 375 Following "X has been banned from Y" bot. All bans are fictitious/satirical. For entertainment purposes only. Good date sold only. Do not eat.
Gabriel @Gabriel64469871
8 Followers 112 Following
Kenzie Rowland @KenzieRowland1
79 Followers 189 Following TEDx Speaker ✨I have a lot of feelings✨ actress • ocd owner • writer 🧠🎙host of TWBC 🎙🧠 👉🏻Mental illness isn’t funny but… living with one sure can be!👈🏻
JB, OMS-IV (Jr Chief .. @NotoriousS1Q3T3
2K Followers 5K Following #EMBound OMS-IV, DO/MPH/AMOE candidate, & OMM Fellow. 👨⚕️ Part-time ninja (5th Degree Black Belt). 🥋 ⭐ ASU alum. 😈 Huge Dodgers fan. Tweets=mine.
Dan Clark @Danclark08
1K Followers 3K Following On twitter for bad jokes and to complain about SEPTA.
blaire erskine @blaireerskine
410K Followers 2K Following Writer for @jimmykimmellive. “The woman playing Yaccarino”- @THR. Rep: CAA
Stephen Jones @stephenjones766
161 Followers 450 Following 26 I am a comedian just trying to find out his way in the world and when in doubt always remember the mid still selling
Hillary R. Heath @hillaryrheath
545 Followers 629 Following “niche comedy for a female audience” - a male reviewer • liberal bitch who ruins family functions • 🍑
&y S&ford @AndySandford
4K Followers 2K Following ATLien. jokist 🎤CONAN, Late Late Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Not to name drop, but I have Crohn’s. Album/Special, Basket Case, out now. link below
Katie Hughes @katiebruise
1K Followers 696 Following World’s Stupidest Genius. ATL. // Team Coco House // 2019 StandUp NBC Finalist // 2019 Creative Loafing ATL Critics’ Pick Best Comedian
ExplainingThings @ExplainingShow
1K Followers 5K Following Each week @jonathantillson and @fuckcityusa try their best to explain a concept we are all familiar with but aren't exactly sure how it works
Sage @Sage_Pear
3 Followers 5 Following
R. I. @Glacialinertia
637 Followers 5K Following
Elad Liebman (إلع�.. @YesItsMeElad
294 Followers 3K Following Moonlight on Vermont affected everybody. He/Him
🍑 Lace Larrabee �.. @lacelarrabee
2K Followers 1K Following Comic | former blue check | Co-host of @cheatiespodcast |SEASON 17 SEMI FINALIST ON @agt | Debut Album “White Trash Cinderella” NOW AVAILABLE
Autumn @Autumn59351779
27 Followers 2K Following 😘💛 I'm Autumn!😗 Нeгe is my album аnd mу nakеd рics!)) Vote fоr mе, рlease:💚 https://t.co/S1901bOsc3
mark smith @marksmi47604106
162 Followers 1K Following
Ben Haseen, MD (He/Hi.. @Lionhearted_ben
4K Followers 639 Following Physician. South Asian trans man. Featured on https://t.co/5kWbu0OP1B and USA Today. Views are my own.
Funny Women @funnywomenlol
414 Followers 740 Following Sharing and promoting all the funny women of Twitter!
Millennial Review @MillReview
16K Followers 9K Following Another podcast for the left: https://t.co/elIPq7Lw5n | Check out MR Sunday Streams on twitch: https://t.co/SaodRY22nY | Follow MR on IG: https://t.co/zLkyQwoHJo
Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
14K Followers 14K Following Stand up comic. Sketch maker. Newsletter writer. Married to @annaphilomena. Crouton appreciator. Writes profiles. Check Medium link below and DM if interested.
Amy H @AHassaal
901 Followers 721 Following 18+. Trans bi dyke with thick, turgid...interest in music and anarchism. ahassaal in all the places you'd expect 😘 it/they
David Perdue @DueOrDie
3K Followers 2K Following Son of Mother Morehouse. @forthandten podcast. Comedian, Writer, Actor. Southern. Creative. Bricoleur. Never worry about the cook! [email protected]
Frank Frank Comedy @whoisfrankfrank
51 Followers 370 Following Weekly absurd comedy straight from the abyss
Alexandra Cooper, MSA.. @A_Sapp12
1K Followers 736 Following • PGY-0 @NOLA_EM • RSO DOSA • Spin Instructor •
poorly drawn lines @PDLComics
319K Followers 320 Following Comics by Reza Farazmand | Watch "Poorly Drawn Lines" on Hulu | Prints, books, and merch:
Students for a Nation.. @snahp_national
3K Followers 2K Following Students for a National Health Program (SNaHP) is comprised of students from 70+ universities who advocate for a single-payer healthcare system. #MedicareForAll
Wizard_bisan1 @wizardbisan
124K Followers 16 Following Palestinian, Filmmaker, Traveler and dreamer✨
Ghassan Abu Sitta @GhassanAbuSitt1
130K Followers 644 Following Plastc & Reconstructive Surgeon Founding Board member @INARAORG
assia boundaoui @assuss
7K Followers 4K Following Algerian American journalist & filmmaker, directed @BeingWatchedDOC | MIT @OpenDocLab, @USAforArt, @UMich Knight-Wallace fellowships | co-creating in community
Bryan Carmody @jbcarmody
51K Followers 941 Following The Sheriff of Sodium | Pediatric nephrologist | Associate professor | APD | Husband | Dad | Virginian | Advocate for medical students and common sense
WMS @WildMedSociety
4K Followers 1K Following A community of medical professionals devoted to facilitating high-quality care in the outdoors. We believe the wild keeps us alive.
Justin J. Pearson @Justinjpearson
254K Followers 198 Following TN State Representative District 86 • Founder of Memphis Community Against Pollution #votejustinj #justin4justice
Tyler Olson @olsonplanner
37K Followers 914 Following Financial planner to physicians and other kind and motivated people. Enrolled Agent.
Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien
22K Followers 967 Following Canadian 🇨🇦| Comedian | @SiriusXM Top Comic Winner | @TimeoutLA Comic To Watch| seen on @justforlaughs | Listen to @itwywpodcast
JULIA HLADKOWICZ @juliacomedy
7K Followers 1K Following Comedian | Actor | @itwywpodcast host | Canadian in California | Cutie 👹
LA Street Care @lastreetcare
1K Followers 249 Following An abolitionist mutual aid collective organizing with the unhoused in Los Feliz, Echo Park, Atwater, Historic Filipinotown, Silver Lake, + Rampart Village.
Rufus the Kunekune @KuneKuneRufus
15K Followers 637 Following I'm your best friend. your pal. your homeboy. your rotten soldier. your sweet cheese. your good-time boy.
Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo
360K Followers 2K Following The #greenestzooinamerica is dedicated to creating adventure, conveying knowledge, conserving nature, and serving the community. Home of Fiona the hippo 🦛
Fairfax Mutual Aid @fxma_la
468 Followers 142 Following Network of care in the Beverly Grove and Fairfax neighborhoods of Los Angeles
If Books Could Kill @IfBooksPod
47K Followers 2 Following The airport bestsellers that captured our hearts and ruined our minds. Every two weeks from @RottenInDenmark and @The_Law_Boy
Holly Thee Scallion @yoitsholly
21K Followers 952 Following giving you recipes over on the gram @ itsholly. get my ebooks: https://t.co/eTcGqNKiOY
LA CAN @LACANetwork
21K Followers 2K Following Fighting for Human Rights from the epicenter of Human Rights violations, Skid Row U.S.A. Human Rights Defenders and truth tellers. Black Lives Matter forever.
Dr. Darien Sutton @DoctorDarienMD
14K Followers 451 Following Darien Sutton MD MBA, Board Certified EM Physician, ABCNEWS Medical Correspondent
Josh McGough, MD @joshmcgoo
47K Followers 516 Following Father | Husband | EM Resident | Trying My Best | he/him
Ok2BeFat (She/Her) @Ok2BeFat
12K Followers 108 Following Planting the seeds. Lighting the way. (The work of Artists_Ali) Automated via Cheap Bots Done Quick
&y S&ford @AndySandford
4K Followers 2K Following ATLien. jokist 🎤CONAN, Late Late Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Not to name drop, but I have Crohn’s. Album/Special, Basket Case, out now. link below
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
221K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach
111K Followers 772 Following ER doc. Toxicologist. I talk about poisons. Show me ur cat. Posts/opinions/DMs = my own (not employer’s) & not medical advice. Contact: [email protected] ☠️
Cerise Castle @cerisecastle
34K Followers 2K Following she/her. multi-award winning journalist. Wrote history of #LASDgangs. covering inequality @capitalandmain. IG/TikTok @yourmajestcee. Repped by CAA. Tip? DM
People's City Council.. @PplsCityCouncil
58K Followers 2K Following Abolitionist, anti-capitalist & anti-imperialist collective amplifying voice of the ppl - direct action, public ed + community @ @RobinsonSpaceLA @pplscityprop
Nicole Donanian-Bland.. @nicole_d14
5K Followers 2K Following born & raised in ktown, los angeles. trying to be a voice for my family & community.
Gina Viola she/her @GinaViolaPeake
3K Followers 2K Following Let's build a better way to live with one another! #AbolitionNow #HousekeysNotHandcuffs #Medicare4All #SinglePayer @hc4us_org
Sam @WhatSamJustSaid
1K Followers 700 Following Stand-up comedian, script writer, and copywriter as funny as she is tall- kind of, for a girl. Writer @WGAeast 🏳️🌈
Cambro Manufacturing @Cambro1
20K Followers 4K Following Food & beverage manufacturing company that has been trusted by professionals for more than 70 years.
Charlie Harding @charlieharding
6K Followers 2K Following Music journalist and co-host @SwitchedOnPop, a podcast by @NYMag @Vulture (he/him) @[email protected]
Nate Sloan @neatsloan
4K Followers 140 Following music journalist, co-host @switchedonpop, a podcast about pop music produced by @voxdotcom
Unsolicited: Fatties .. @unsolicitedftb
6K Followers 52 Following The fattest unsolicited advice around. A podcast from @marquisele, @dashaunlh, @dr_chairbreaker, @blackqueeriroh, & @jordallenhall.
Columbus University S.. @ColumbusSOM
6K Followers 10 Following Official account for the fictional Columbus University School of Medicine. Training the next generation of physicians. Dedicated to DEI or whatever. Parody.
Dora Jar @dorajar_
4K Followers 123 Following
RWDSU @RWDSU
25K Followers 2K Following The Retail, Wholesale and Department Store Union (RWDSU) advances the interests and rights of working people. @BAmazonUnion @reiunionsoho @BNWorkers + more!
Naomi Ekperigin @Blacktress
59K Followers 1K Following Comedian. WGA Writer. Carol on @mythic_quest. Co-host @NaomiandAndy podcast. @netflix THE STANDUPS S3, EP 2
So to review: a protester accidentally poked a right-wing provocateur in the face with the spherical tip of a small flagpole, resulting in no injury, and multiple media outlets reported it as a Jew being stabbed in the eye. Meanwhile tens of thousands of Palestinians are dead.
shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
“Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends” kinda goes unspeakably hard
Happy Passover to our Jewish communities celebrating in Minnesota and around the world.
Nagging thought… Physicians who receive a contract from a non-profit employer that includes a non-compete won’t have the bandwidth (or sense of confidence they could just find another job they want) to step and ask for it to be removed. What can be done to help them?
I voted no tonight on the foreign aid package for one simple reason: U.S. taxpayers should not be providing billions more to the extremist Netanyahu government to continue its devastating war against the Palestinian people.
Secured an away rotation at my favorite and #1 residency program. I waited 2.5 months y’all!
it’s honestly mindblowing just how much taking care of yourself as an adult is simply learning to eat at home and going on walks
Very important to note here that qPCR positives are not the same as "virus particles." It's much easier to detect viral RNA by qPCR than it is to detect infectious virus or intact virus particles (as the article correctly notes). This finding does have some big implications:
#Breaking Testing conducted by the FDA on pasteurized commercially purchased milk has found genetic evidence of the H5N1 bird flu virus, the agency confirmed Tuesday. trib.al/5sU2zvO
Brooklyn Public Library, tonight
Look what that money make a bitch do
One of my more telugu traits is that sometimes i crave a nice bowl of annam and sambar with just a pinch of ghee and some chekkarals to mix in
I miss when social media was actually fun and interesting instead of the algorithm constantly feeding me the same joke 1847 times…like it’s truly insufferable
DO NOT COVER OUR PROTESTS IF YOU WILL NOT COVER WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING FOR. THIS APPLIES TO LEFTIST OUTLETS TOO.
Wall to wall coverage of student protests against genocide while neglecting to cover the genocide is the point. The distraction is the point.
i wonder why the protestors might be very concerned about message discipline right now
reporter having a paragraph long meltdown about being sent to a group’s press contact
I don't know why but it's very funny you can buy a version of the Easter Island heads for your home garden or whatever. This lindy actually
Whichever Foxtrot employee that made this and put it on the door is sooo😭
bringing this picture back to tl because its so adorable
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