Grandad Leeds 🏆 @TimPitham
'There was a white glow, overpowering, sublime, which ran through our island from end to end' ÜT: 52.552933,-1.870758 Joined May 2010-
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UK law: If you are Muslim you can punch a police offer in the face, bang your first cousin and claim benefits for your fourth wife (also a family number) If you are white, you get prison time for tweeting how pissed off you are about it. Labour are inciting riots
RT IF YOUR CLUB DO NOT SIT IN THE BOTTOM THREE
Labour. The current Prime Minister is a lying shitweasel. You could improve your future by replacing him with a pot plant.
@henrywinter Worst half of football I've ever seen
Leeds will never forget 😜 Some love being show for Marcelo Bielsa for his time in charge of Leeds United 🟡 @LUFC
New manager for Spurs
Vote for your @MitreSports Goal of the #EmiratesFACup Fifth Round ⚽️ Eberechi Eze, @Arsenal Curtis Jones, @LFC Noni Madueke, @Arsenal Sean Longstaff, @LUFC Follow the link to watch the goals and take your pick 🗳️
A reminder, when energy prices rise, that we have 1300 trillion cubic feet of shale gas under our feet, but we refuse to tap it because Greta and something-or-other and mimblewimble.
Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will: • Leave quietly. • Not require a press conference. • Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off. • Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to: • Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine). • Not stage a protest on the runway. • And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer
The evil Khamenei is dead - thoughts are with @ZackPolanski and @jeremycorbyn at this difficult time….
Good news. We've hit 50k on the petition in a matter of hours. We must save the rape gang court transcripts from destruction, and make them available to the public FOR FREE. Let's get this to 100k today, and force a debate in Parliament. Sign/share. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7560…
Dear UK media, Does Donald Trump prosecute our soldiers through the Courts? Does Donald Trump provide them with woefully inadequate equipment? Does Donald Trump ignore homeless veterans on the streets? Spare me your confected outrage.
I've signed. This is an unethical experiment on children who can't give meaningful consent. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7518…
Looks like the internet and phone lines are down in Iran. Something big sounds imminent.
Do not introduce Digital ID cards - Petitions. Final push. Finishes soon. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7301…
I've #justdonated to this Crowdfunding Page on @JustGiving. Here's the link if you'd like to help them raise more. It's inspiring stuff! justgiving.com/crowdfunding/m…
Leeds United Bay Area @LUFCBayArea
12K Followers 9K Following Leeds United supporters in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Martin Threadgold @FredgoldMartin
7K Followers 4K Following Retired Barber Yorkshire CCC member and Leeds United Season Ticket Holder. I have a fantastic wife a fantastic life 🐻❄️
Phil Reeves @topcarpentero
9K Followers 9K Following Author of the books You Are My Sunshine, and In Off The Bar, following Leeds up and down the country over the years
grace @lufcgrace
10K Followers 3K Following Leeds United propagandist. Will sell my kidney for three points and a functioning defence.
Follow Me And LUFC @FollowMeAndLUFC
19K Followers 11K Following This account is by Heidi Haigh, author of 'Follow me and Leeds United' https://t.co/8kkiRxyZ46
WhiteSoul 💛💙�... @EllandRoadGlory
11K Followers 11K Following Truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. Winston Churchill. I am blocked by Mr. India Willoughby.
Luke @Leeds_Untied
30K Followers 14K Following LUFC @fanalysisapp starting XI - talk shite on @ortaknowbetter - insta = @ leeds.untied - views my own.
Chris wilson @wi1son79
7K Followers 7K Following dad to 2 gorgeous little princesses , like a laugh and a few cheeky pints with my mates and watching the boys in white LEEDS UNITED. M.O.T
All Leeds Away @allleedsaway
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Karina @Specialkarina
583 Followers 6K Following
Bill Donald @BillDonald1
4K Followers 6K Following Golf Manager for 27 years and rising…💛💙 Leeds and 💚 GAWA fan..All views are my own ❤️ #GoPats
LUFC_adventures @LUFC_adventures
637 Followers 240 Following Running One Mile A Day Until @leedsunited Win 5 Games In A Row Going To Matches And Chatting All Things Leeds, No Tactics Talk Just Positive Vibes
Jim Chimirie 🇬🇧 @JChimirie66677
59K Followers 39K Following Centre-Right Realist. Like: History, Geopolitics. Dislike: Socialism, Islamism, Identity Politics, Western Self-Hatred.
DanielFarkeNot 𝕏 @DanielFarkeBall
7K Followers 3K Following 🦚 Farke Ball 🇩🇪 ST Holder, Kop End 💛 💙 CHAMPIONS AGAIN OLE OLE 🏆🏆
Pablojose @Pureblood0
2K Followers 6K Following Hunter gatherer , love Jesus & family . Conservative so have no representation , Warming to Restore .Reposts do not mean i concur .🏴🇬🇧
Irvaloto @Irvaloto145368
34 Followers 557 Following
Bella @Bella534881
56 Followers 2K Following
CraiginEngland @ghost_wales
38K Followers 31K Following My pinned tweet is a thread of foreign criminals who should be deported will our government deport them? The Tories and Labour have betrayed us
Jim Fraser 💙💛 @Fraser1801
2K Followers 3K Following #lufc Forever hopeful, eternally optimistic Leeds United fan currently living in Grantham,Lincs 💙💛🤍 Unsolicited DM's are not welcome
Phillip West @PhillipWest18
759 Followers 1K Following Former WAFU, military veteran. Scottish British and love Leeds United. LUFC
Leedschef @Leedschef1
793 Followers 972 Following Chef for 40 years, family man, lover of all good music, proud Yorkshireman living to far south of Gods own country, massive Leeds fan, looking for Leeds banter.
Kevin @klewisuk07
1K Followers 2K Following
Fred Chapman @FredChapman4646
2K Followers 2K Following
John Greenbank 🇬�... @Jg56528
100 Followers 311 Following Leeds United, Military Aviation, Comics, WH40k and History fan
Hips 🏆 @TipsySnakehipsy
1K Followers 2K Following Always over reactionary when Leeds United lose. do not take me seriously .
Jim Weed @JimBobW49
152K Followers 116K Following 🇺🇸 🇺🇸Constitutional Conservative, active Christian. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Double amputee below the knee. Jog daily. Travel lots. No crypto, no $$, 🇺🇸🇺🇸IFBAP
Nick Crowther @NickCrowther11
3 Followers 19 Following
Billy @_billyreid
18K Followers 7K Following Leeds United fan | Run @nocontextfm1 | Making podcasts | Writing articles | Formerly @ladbiblegroup
Shippers1 (not far ri... @MarkShipley3
2K Followers 2K Following Former pro footballer, level 2 football coach. Squash enthusiastand and level 4 Squash coach, Leeds United season ticket holder, would be rock n roll sta
🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬�... @Itsallnuts2
13K Followers 14K Following Chelsea FC Restore Britain Member @RestoreBritain_ #MBGA #MAGA 🚫NoFakeMusk 🚫No DMs 🚫No Porn 🚫No Crypto or GET INSTANT BLOCKED DM BOX NOT MONITORED
ontana @missunfold4910
49 Followers 1K Following
ChicagoWhites @ChicagoWhites
2K Followers 2K Following Follow us here and join us at the online home of Chicagoland-area Leeds United supporters, https://t.co/qypcB0TScC
Tom @TomlufcFarrand
3K Followers 4K Following Massive leeds fan..... Life is short live it to the full!!!
mr reasonable @jackson5929
1K Followers 854 Following LUFC. Rationalist, pragmatist and non-political. Prepared to give an honest opinion. Loves quoting clever people from the past.
ronnie brown @ronniebrown13
2K Followers 2K Following 💛Leeds Utd ST💙holder 2 boys 1’s a prick (scum fan) 😂
David Rich @DavidRi03796408
121 Followers 245 Following Leeds United fan for the last 60 years. Massive music fan of T Rex, David Bowie, The Beatles and Ian Hunter and many many others.
Brian Thompson @Brianthompson07
30K Followers 30K Following Leeds United. Sport. Music, Film,TV, Books, History, Photography. Art.
Leeds fan @Craigkitch28489
725 Followers 2K Following ALAW Leeds united at home (N12) 💙💛 all posts are sarcasm and banter... please don't be offended 🥴
Leslie Worstenholme @worstenholme25
1K Followers 2K Following
James @jjameslufc
327 Followers 654 Following
graeme🇬🇧🏴�... @graeme54294043
604 Followers 945 Following Lufc till the world stops turning round. live in a small drinking village with a fishing problem
zen_trainer 🏆 @zen_trainer
3K Followers 3K Following Brit in the USA. Veteran. LUFC in the blood, Bucs in the USA.
Gary blower @Garyblower67666
202 Followers 369 Following
Phil Hay @PhilHay_
241K Followers 804 Following Football writer for @TheAthleticFC. Sign up to the newsletter for free here: https://t.co/hTXBdDU87O
Graham Smyth @GrahamSmyth
99K Followers 2K Following Chief football writer at the Yorkshire Evening Post covering Leeds United. Ex Derbyshire Times/Sheffield Star and Worksop Guardian. Dad to four. Views my own.
The Square Ball @TheSquareBall
115K Followers 915 Following @LUFC | Leeds United magazines, podcasts and merchandise | Est. 1989 | #LUFC | We didn’t pay for the blue check mark
Tyler Adams @tyler_adams14
90K Followers 423 Following New Yorker having fun with a ball in Europe. @afcbournemouth , @usmnt , @drinkagame & @nike.
LUFC Trust @lufctrust
56K Followers 350 Following Leeds United Supporters' Trust. Providing a voice for #lufc fans, supporting community & heritage projects. Visit our website to become a member for just £10.
Jermaine Beckford @jermainebecks83
56K Followers 1K Following ⚽️ Ex pro 🌱 Co-Founder of @Supernovaliving 🎧Commentator, pundit, aspiring agent 🖤 Media enquires: [email protected] Insta - JermaineBecks83
Adam Pope @apopey
133K Followers 3K Following Sports broadcaster for BBC. I talk about Leeds United https://t.co/pzofdAVKXd Love a round of golf. Views belong to me and not the BBC. #efc
LUFCMOT @LUFCMOTcom
57K Followers 24K Following Independent Leeds United App & Website | 🔔 Set notifications | Follow for daily #LUFC news, updates, opinions & photos | Enquiries👉 [email protected]
Michael Normanton @Michael_TSB
41K Followers 1K Following Legacy supporter and bloke from The Square Ball Podcast. Mainly at the Blue place these days. https://t.co/o3y6gu3smw
Andrea Radrizzani @andrearadri
141K Followers 548 Following
Right In The Gary Kel... @RITGK
43K Followers 687 Following #LUFC news and opinions from Right in the Gary Kellys. The Leeds United site with added balls. Est. 2010.
Leeds United Bay Area @LUFCBayArea
12K Followers 9K Following Leeds United supporters in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Martin Threadgold @FredgoldMartin
7K Followers 4K Following Retired Barber Yorkshire CCC member and Leeds United Season Ticket Holder. I have a fantastic wife a fantastic life 🐻❄️
Phil Reeves @topcarpentero
9K Followers 9K Following Author of the books You Are My Sunshine, and In Off The Bar, following Leeds up and down the country over the years
grace @lufcgrace
10K Followers 3K Following Leeds United propagandist. Will sell my kidney for three points and a functioning defence.
Bill Donald @BillDonald1
4K Followers 6K Following Golf Manager for 27 years and rising…💛💙 Leeds and 💚 GAWA fan..All views are my own ❤️ #GoPats
Noah Okafor @noah_okafor
31K Followers 63 Following
Trog @metroglodyte
592 Followers 981 Following Primal animal with strong opinions, intelligent?? - an alter ego, I swing with REFORM. Values Independence, need follows to be heard. Photo Ella by D J Slater
LUFC_adventures @LUFC_adventures
637 Followers 240 Following Running One Mile A Day Until @leedsunited Win 5 Games In A Row Going To Matches And Chatting All Things Leeds, No Tactics Talk Just Positive Vibes
Dalai Lama @DalaiLama
16.7M Followers 0 Following Welcome to the official twitter page of the Office of His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama®️.
The Farmer's Dog @FamersDog
8K Followers 7 Following Backing British farmers 🚜By sharing you the best British food! 🇬🇧 as seen on Clarksons farm 🚜
Martin Callanan @MartinCallanan
3K Followers 702 Following Conservative Peer. Ex-Minister for Energy Efficiency and Green Finance. Formerly in DexEU and DfT. Proud Geordie and Toon fan.
Lucy Connolly @LucyTCWife
63K Followers 4K Following
Jim Chimirie 🇬🇧 @JChimirie66677
59K Followers 39K Following Centre-Right Realist. Like: History, Geopolitics. Dislike: Socialism, Islamism, Identity Politics, Western Self-Hatred.
Mat Armstrong @thematarmstrong
9K Followers 10 Following I am Mat Armstrong from Leicester UK. Follow me as i build & modify cars.
Tom Read Wilson @TomReadWilson
94K Followers 2K Following Sometimes voices cartoon creatures. [email protected] - presenting/acting assisted by [email protected] [email protected] - voiceover
Adam Brooks AKA Essex... @EssexPR
440K Followers 118K Following 46 years old - Broadcaster 📺 Writer ✍🏽 Publican🍺 Misfits Boxer 🥊 YOUTUBER 💻 GB News & TALK TV panellist 🗞️ 🛋️ #KNIVESDOWN 📧[email protected]
Adonis Storr @theadelites
9K Followers 1K Following Award-winning journo | Bylines: @Telegraph @TheiPaper @BBCSport | @PeacocksRoar | #LUFC | #FTTB | Views mine | Email: [email protected]
Ambassador Mike Hucka... @GovMikeHuckabee
2.0M Followers 614 Following Appointed by Pres Trump as Ambassador to Israel 2025. Fmr AR Gov 1996-2007. Bass Guitarist, "Papa" to 7 cutest grandkids in world! Author of 14 books.
Benonwine @benonwine
242K Followers 82K Following Support My Fight for Freedom of Speech https://t.co/3l1NyLAAgi Views are my Own. Premium+ https://t.co/nlPBSjJ3Cd
Sharron Davies HoL MB... @sharrond62
310K Followers 2K Following Proud Brit, Olympic medalist, 13 x Olympics 3 racing, speaker, awards host, PT, health fan. Biology believer author of Unfair Play. Personal views.
Katharine Birbalsingh @Miss_Snuffy
202K Followers 2K Following Britain’s Strictest Headmistress. Michaela School. Small c conservative values. Truth. Race. Personal Responsibility. Strength and Honour.✊🏾
Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK
222K Followers 139 Following Japanese Ambassador to the United Kingdom @JAPANinUK. Reposts and links are not endorsements. Ambassador's greeting message: https://t.co/TjnRawj5i7
June Slater @juneslater17
255K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/pCSY4tBfRm These are strange times 👇 we fight Starmer & Labour or we won't be able to fight anything. infighting is self harm 😘
DanielFarkeNot 𝕏 @DanielFarkeBall
7K Followers 3K Following 🦚 Farke Ball 🇩🇪 ST Holder, Kop End 💛 💙 CHAMPIONS AGAIN OLE OLE 🏆🏆
Restore Britain @RestoreBritain
368K Followers 71 Following Let’s Restore Britain. Join our party here:
Pablojose @Pureblood0
2K Followers 6K Following Hunter gatherer , love Jesus & family . Conservative so have no representation , Warming to Restore .Reposts do not mean i concur .🏴🇬🇧
Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat
316K Followers 5K Following --//-- Restore Britain --//-- DM for submissions/credit/deletion
Steve Delaney 🇬�... @Wokewaster
25K Followers 15K Following My grandparents fought to save this country from lunatics, I'm afraid we are going to have to do the same. We fight or we die 💪🏻🇬🇧
LUFCDATA @LUFCDATA
80K Followers 1K Following 📊 Leeds United Data | 👤 Founder: Chris Taylor | 🏟️ Worked with four Premier League football clubs
Lee Patriot Hood @Mofoman360
138K Followers 37K Following I’m Lee I’m Patriotic 🇬🇧 and a MAGA 🇺🇸 fan and I like keeping Iryna Zarutska’s memory alive #MAGA @rupertlowe10 @lauraloomer @foxnews
Charlie Lawson @charlie_lawson1
66K Followers 2K Following Actor - for 44 years,represented by John Markham, at Wintersons. @Hi https://t.co/10pwj9BqY0 @hiyamessages
Steven Barrett @SBarrettBar
82K Followers 4K Following Substack - The Public Gallery -link below- Wrote in @spectator, Barrister, ex Charity Chair, volunteer @SocialMobilityF, 'that law guy!', Bisexual. Proud Dad
DennisLUFC @SuperGnome1950
424 Followers 67 Following Hard working, Leeds supporting, Proud father & grandad
Shropshire Whites @SWILUSC
831 Followers 624 Following Independent Leeds United Supporters Club. Following #LUFC home & away. All travel/ticket info can be found on the website.
Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari
5.7M Followers 77 Following The official home of the Tifosi. 🇮🇹 🏆 16x Constructors’ Champions 🏆 15x Drivers’ Champions
Dr. Dame Katy Denise ... @damekatydenise_
42K Followers 1K Following #TransAnimals #ChairPoverty activist. TransBiPanLesbian of colour. Ms Grimsby 82. Psychic & stripper. PHD: Cat Psychiatry & Rodent Gender Studies. LGBTPARODY.
Ant Middleton @antmiddleton
528K Followers 2K Following 🏴 Future Mayor of London, Family, Politics, Web3, Safety & Unity! Tier one 🐸man coming in hot…🫡🎖️🇬🇧
Beren Cross @BerenCross
41K Followers 1K Following Leeds United writer with @TheAthleticFC Facebook: https://t.co/MeZM7fV45i
Simon Danczuk @SimonDanczuk
29K Followers 1K Following Business advisor, political consultant, media commentator, part-time author. I like books and recommend some here.
Chris @ChrisMid
21K Followers 505 Following
Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10
814K Followers 753 Following Great Yarmouth MP. Ex-Southampton FC Chairman. Businessman. Farmer. Former MEP. Leader, @restorebritain.
CraiginEngland @ghost_wales
38K Followers 31K Following My pinned tweet is a thread of foreign criminals who should be deported will our government deport them? The Tories and Labour have betrayed us
Allison Pearson @AllisonPearson
245K Followers 26K Following
Baroness Foster DBE #... @jfoster2019
46K Followers 1K Following Cons Peer fmr MEP & Dep Leader-Spokesman Aviation Aerospace Security Sky & Space.Brexit 🇬🇧[email protected]. 🇺🇦 🇮🇱❤️🦁 My views #NoFarmersNoFood
Danica Patrick @DanicaPatrick
1.7M Followers 249 Following Keeping busy post racing career. @somniumwine, Danica Rosé, Pretty Intense Podcast, broadcasting, puppies.
Josuha Guilavogui @JossGuilavogui
80K Followers 269 Following Fondateur de la fondation Josuha Guilavogui 🌍You might like
