Sheldon Cooper @SheldonSaid
Possibly the most intelligent human being on the planet. not affiliated with #BigBangTheory Bazinga! Pasadena, Ca Joined November 2012-
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You can tell the gender of any Ant by throwing it in the water. If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant Bazinga!
It's all about perspective. For instance the sinking of the Titanic was a blessing to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr, purr, purr.
I think the tree needs more lights, it's a bit on the dark side.
You can tell the gender of an Ant by throwing it in the water, If it sinks = Girl Ant If it floats = Buoyant.
If you're having a bad day, just remember in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2,300. It is now worth $59,565,410,309.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, just some gardening facts.
So, Chris Evans is the new Top Gear host, I hope they get the other Avengers too.
I like sleeping. It's like death without the commitment.
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not rocket science. Bazinga.
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